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attractive_nuisance
04 July 2010 @ 11:45 pm
Reasonably prudent tweets similarly situated.

  • 10:32 Business Casual Superstar #285: Weekly Grab Bag! ow.ly/26Qa3 #
  • 12:00 @shahed Yay! Go kill it! #
  • 12:01 @shahed. ALSO. If at any point you feel you're losing the audience, just start talking about cupcakes. It ALWAYS works. #
  • 12:21 What the sh-t, #Cyberlink #PowerProducer?! STOP RANDOMLY TURNING OFF AND WASTING ALL MY BLANK DVDs. Hate. #
  • 12:50 @AsunUnique Very funny. I'm burning vids from my mom's camcorder. :-P #
  • 14:32 Chief Mnister of Balochistan Aslam Raissani on fake degree scandal in Pakistani legislature: "a degree is a degree whether fake or genuine." #
  • 14:33 Akshully, sir, NO THAT IS NOT THE NATURE OF A DEGREE. #desifail #
  • 14:41 @AsunUnique I'll burn YOU. >:( At the stake. #
  • 16:21 Back to #ISNA. Will try to stop by and see @myhalalkitchen and others after the lectures! #
  • 17:33 Waiting for Zaid Shakir and Hamza Yusuf to come on. Best act in the show. :-P #ISNA #
  • 18:48 These conventions are dangerous if u think u came here and ur job is done. Use these to build your intellect. - Tariq Ramadan. #ISNA #
  • 18:51 To be banned from entering the US UNDER THE bush administration is an honor! 1 day it will b over. And it is. - Tariq Ramadan #ISNA #
  • 18:53 Be critical of cultural readings of islam that promote discrimination against women, against anyone. - Tariq Ramadan. AMEN. #ISNA #
  • 18:58 I feel so guilty thinking Tariq Ramadan is crazy attractive. And that French *accent!* Yow wow. #ISNA #
  • 19:15 So it turns out Papa Hoomster doesn't like my FROM NOW ON ONLY YELLING Rule. He is the Archie to my Edith, only my dad. Hmph. #
  • 19:49 My kingdom for a candy bar. #
  • 20:04 I remember the days when the chief purpose of @mamahoomster's purse was to hold candy. For me. SADFACE. #
  • 20:09 Papa Hoomster brought me chai. He's Desi enough to think this is sustenance. Hee hee. Sorry for the rapidfire tweets. Am fidgetty. :( #
  • 20:52 Currently on the prowl for children to steal candy from. Somehow I don't think this is in the spirit of #ISNA. #
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attractive_nuisance
03 July 2010 @ 11:45 pm
Reasonably prudent tweets similarly situated.

  • 00:02 @lawschoolninja Your twitter app has one more mind than you do. :-| #
  • 00:06 @lawschoolninja Oh, now we all know THAT's not true. :) #
  • 00:10 @amyderby ...Now say that you think I should find a big bag of money. You seem to have a knack for this sort of thing. :D @carolynelefant #
  • 00:13 @amyderby Can I pay you that in 5,000 Facebook gifts or FarmVille coins? #
  • 00:13 @lawschoolninja :) I'm a bad person. #
  • 00:17 Late Night Confessions: When I drive on a highway surrounded by trees @ night part of me LEGITIMATELY believes I will B attacked by monsters #
  • 00:26 @lawschoolninja That's what I'm going to carve into your tombstone. >:( #
  • 00:27 @QasimRiaz No! Monsters! Big furry ones that jump out of trees and eat the cars with lone female drivers in them. :( #
  • 00:32 @lawschoolninja Yep! I'll be the one dancing on it! <3 #
  • 00:32 @QasimRiaz Thanks! And no, I didnt' get your earlier messages except for the alien one. :-P #
  • 10:24 Business Casual Superstar #249: Inspired by Quinn Fabray ("Glee"), played by Dianna Agron (@alittlelamb) ow.ly/26FtG #
  • 10:25 @J_Book143 Good for you. :) Don't let 'em get you down! #
  • 12:13 @lawschoolninja <:3O~ #
  • 13:10 I really miss my LJ and feel like I want to pick it up again. Aw, LJ. And my millions of icons. #
  • 13:28 @lbergus Hahahaha. Awesome. :D & if u came over my dad wld leave the house bc he thnks its rude 4 him 2B around wn my female friends R over. #
  • 13:28 @smutqueen Because our culture is built around the doodle. Or did you not get the memo? :-P #
  • 13:45 @lbergus Forget 'em. They're d-bags. :-P OMG There *IS* this one super snooty suit-wearing arrogant d-bag I see a lot tho. Ugh. #
  • 14:40 @BobBlahBlawg www.southparkstudios.com/clips/251865 #
  • 14:58 @BobBlahBlawg Fine. But I have to go to a BBQ. You can come with, and THEN we can BOTH go to the hospital. YAY THIS IS A PLAN. #
  • 15:58 @BobBlahBlawg I just...I just want a guinea pig so badly now. :'( @amyderby @LilPecan #
  • 17:09 Selected a full sleeve tunic to wear to mama hoomsters student's BBQ. she insisted I find a full sleeved undershirt to wear under it. #
  • 17:10 It is 87 degrees. And I dont even think they MAKE full sleeved undershirts that arent thermals!!! #
  • 17:12 Why the full slv undershirt? Because there will be boys there and they might decipher the shape of my arm in my sleeve. #
  • 17:14 This is why I never attend parties w my mom. I wouldnt even go but Zaki and Qudsi were like my big sisters at the Shithole school. <3 them. #
  • 17:16 I kind of hope @bobblahblawg's head falls off so that I have to take him to the hospital and can ditch mama hoomster. #
  • 18:21 It's like babies know I'm here and they all come find me and stare at me like Im ruining their lives. #
  • 20:22 @jose3tx EXACTLY. It's 87 and I'm supposed to wear 2 layers of full sleeves? HAH NOT IN THIS LIFETIME. #
  • 20:23 @DaveCA But I wanted pikchurs of you in your little waistcoat. :( #
  • 20:23 @jose3tx I did something to them in a past lifetime, I'm sure. #
  • 20:32 @libliz Aww, so cute! My first and only temporary tattoo was of Pebbles from the Flintstones when I was 6. :) #
  • 20:33 FROM NOW ON ONLY YELLING. #
  • 21:05 @DaveCA Well played, sir. #
  • 22:06 @shelawterry Bison meat is amazing. 1/3 the fat of beef, so lean and filling. Mmm. #
  • 22:08 @efink Haha! Thanks. But no one pulls off the shades better than @LilPecan. #
  • 22:08 @kluper Same here! I could eat them for the rest of my life! @shelawterry #
  • 22:08 @LauraLWorley GREAT NOW I WANT ENCHILADAS. =/ Booo. #
  • 22:09 @LauraLWorley And THIS is stuck in my head. ow.ly/26KrE #
  • 22:17 @lawschoolninja Ugh, just like the Demmycrats to let the Spaniards back in the pantry. >:( SOUND THE ALARM. #
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attractive_nuisance
02 July 2010 @ 11:45 pm
Reasonably prudent tweets similarly situated.

  • 00:03 @lawschoolninja YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING OH MY GOD WHY. #
  • 00:14 @lawschoolninja I lie to you all the time, akshully. I also lie to NinjaKid whenever I get the chance. #
  • 00:39 @lawschoolninja No. Besides, tonight's my night to get her drunk and teach her how to yell at babies. #
  • 01:04 Late Night Confessions: Raggedy Andy scares the CRAP out of me. This also explains my fear of gingers that are dressed as sailors/farmers. #
  • 10:44 @littlefrogling Gorgeous! #
  • 11:03 That link was bad, hang on. #
  • 11:12 Business Casual Superstar #248: Dissecting the interview look (for the guys) from head to toe! bit.ly/akR6rU #
  • 11:14 @chiknpotpie I'm just badass like that. #
  • 12:33 @coloradosumi True if u use stronger stuff but gentle exfoliators R generally fine. =P Ive got SUCH sensitive skin & ttyl know what u mean #
  • 12:34 @coloradosumi It's teh biggest pain ever. I get redness and little hives. So gross! #
  • 13:21 [COMIC] YAY! My buddy @BobBBlawg is back from Seattle! ow.ly/26pTH #
  • 14:23 @HEAVEryan They were $2 and make me look like a bug. :D I'm pleased with them. #
  • 15:22 Introduced @mamahoomster to Sushi. She admired her from across the room and looked horrified when I suggested she pet her. #kittehs #
  • 16:08 @TazzyStar Yep. My mother has a Twitter acct bc she was curious about it. And bc I use it not infrequently. :-| #
  • 16:09 @kiltsandstilts There's an 8 mo old cat at the shelter named Sushi that I am in love with. Alas, parentals hate animals. :( @MamaHoomster #
  • 16:10 @chiknpotpie Yeah, but both of my parents ABHOR the idea of sushi. They don't understand why ANYONE would eat raw fish. Iz nom, though. #
  • 16:37 @BuckeyeGuy79 And my little brother gets Doritos and dirty socks everywhere. Same difference. :-P #
  • 20:24 @LawPaul Oooh, fancy! #
  • 20:39 @smutqueen I was THIS close to teasing your husband on Facebook but then I felt that he would not be amused. :-| I wouldn't be. EXCEPT I AM. #
  • 20:41 @AmandaGriggs you simmer down over there. >:( #
  • 20:53 @miglet It's the same game where I always feel something (nothing) crawling on my arm. :-| #
  • 21:24 @BobBBlawg Exploding rubber cigars? #
  • 21:28 @BobBlahBlawg Hahahaha. Didn't even notice. Aaa! It's messed up in the [COMIC] one, too. Hah. #
  • 21:31 @BobBlahBlawg Well it's only because you have so many B's in your name. So really, this is all your fault. >:( How dare you, sir. #
  • 21:34 This time with the right spelling: [COMIC] YAY! My buddy @BobBlahBlawg is back from Seattle!! ow.ly/26ys6 #
  • 23:00 @kiltsandstilts Haha! Would it be morbid if I bought a pony and named him Glue? :-P #
  • 23:10 @miglet We're not calling them dresses w shoulder pads now. We're calling them 'structured.' :-P #
  • 23:38 @lawschoolninja Didn't you just RT that last night? #
  • 23:41 @amyderby Ha ha. I was actually just making fun of @BobBlahBlawg. :-P But apparently people like Hip Hop Huma. #
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attractive_nuisance
01 July 2010 @ 11:45 pm
Reasonably prudent tweets similarly situated.

  • 08:51 @BobBBlawg: Are you still not here today? I hate you. #
  • 08:52 @BobBlahBlawg Never mind. :-| #
  • 09:31 Business Casual Superstar #247: Plus Sized Professional: Inspired by Michelle Obama: bit.ly/9l3WFR #
  • 09:44 @PaulJeffPerez Aw, thanks. :) #
  • 10:58 My mom finally figured out she's on the Restricted list on my FB. Now she's DEMANDING I lift the restrictions. Yeah, fat chance. :-P #
  • 11:08 @jose3tx Hahahaha. Oh, moms. They crazy. #
  • 11:48 @WhoWhatWear If I find jeans that actually fit right, I have been known to buy 2-3. :-P #
  • 11:52 @thekarachikid Wow! I could never have imagined that that would be a problem. Jeez. #
  • 12:01 Figured it out - my Federal Crim Professor looks EXACTLY like @bmarler. #
  • 18:32 Roscoe, one of my favorite dogs at the shelter, tested positive for heartworm today. :( I must find an awesome toy to bring him tomorrow. :) #
  • 18:34 @libliz It's a dog and cat shelter further down on my street. And yes, Roscoe is the BEST! Love him so much. #
  • 18:46 @RobVarak #metrarail is HORRIBLE. All outbound trains at least 10 minutes late, like clockwork. #
  • 18:46 @RobVarak Also, if you're heading down tomorrow, they added several more outbound expresses for Naperville, Lisle, Belmont, & Downers Grove. #
  • 18:53 @libliz Hm. He's a mutt, shorthair, some kind of cattle breed mix? I always forget. #
  • 19:03 @libliz He's HUGE and he loves to press his head and his side against you (kind of in a shove). It's his version of snuggling. :-P #
  • 19:10 @RobVarak Yeah, tomorrow's supposed to be nuts. Thank goodness I only have classes on T/Th this summer. #
  • 19:23 @lawschoolninja He's just the biggest, sweetest lug. <3 #
  • 19:23 @libliz Nah. Mama Hoomster is TERRIFIED of dogs bc the neighborhood dog in Paki once gored her uncle's BFF and had to be put down. #
  • 19:27 @libliz None. My dad is afraid that if he touches an animal he will upset it somehow, so none at all. =/ #
  • 20:41 @littlefrogling pikchurz, woman. #
  • 21:12 @CowgirlLawyer I wrote this HUGE comment & then the interwebz deleted it. Suffice it to say...you poor dear. Lots of love & lots of hugs. <3 #
  • 21:54 @thenambypamby Could be worse - you could be slurring your pauses. #
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attractive_nuisance
30 June 2010 @ 11:45 pm
Reasonably prudent tweets similarly situated.

  • 10:14 It's so true. RT @timothythompson @huma_rashid Conflicted multicultural children in your future. #
  • 10:18 @liasonbff Nothing, as far as I know. :-P Haven't heard much about him lately. #
  • 10:18 @AmandaGriggs Nelson was cute (Plays With's BFF on BMW) but in a harmless way. Viper was blech, trying too hard. STEVE ROCKED. #
  • 10:44 Homemade barley porridge with homemade peach topping. Breakfast of hippies. I HATE HIPPIES. #ImComplicated #
  • 10:45 @AmandaGriggs Oh, man, I forgot Deej was on BMW, too. She's Millie the Witch. #
  • 10:47 @Dr_Pluto Still intact. :-P #
  • 11:06 @AmandaGriggs OH MY GOD GRIFF I EFFING LOVE GRIFF. He's so freaking hot. This is what I get for not watching P&R. #
  • 11:37 @AmandaGriggs ...Griff is soooooooooooo hot. #
  • 11:42 @AmandaGriggs And Jules from Psych is Debbie, Shawn's date, Topanga's aerobics instructor friend, on BMW! #
  • 11:58 Business Casual Superstar #246: Inspired by Penny (Kaley Cuoco) from The Big Bang Theory. ow.ly/25kKq #
  • 12:00 @madeinkowloon SHELDON IS THE MAN. #
  • 12:03 @madeinkowloon WHAT LIES WHY I DON"T UNDERSTAND. #
  • 12:07 @madeinkowloon Oh, no. :( I wanted to buy a pair too and put it off and now I'll look ridiculous too! #
  • 12:18 Mama Hoomster calls her BFF of like 14 years "Ms. Samirah," and she calls @MamaHoomster "Ms. Jamal." They're so weird. #
  • 12:23 @LawPaul Hahahaha. Oh, God. #
  • 16:49 @AmandaGriggs LET'S USE IT TO TELL HIM HOW HOT HE IS. :-O IT WILL BE A MOST BRILLIANT COUP. #
  • 16:51 I still can't watch that stupid episode of BoyMeetsWorld w Jonathan Jackson in it. It's too painful. He was my 1st ever celeb crush. HAHAHA. #
  • 16:51 I'm such a goober. I can't believe any of you talk to me voluntarily. #
  • 17:56 If @dishnetwork was a puppy, I would still kick into next week. HATE THOSE TURDS SOOOOO MUCH!!!! #
  • 20:07 What has 2 thumbs and just won the wasabi eating contest? THIS GIRL! #
  • 20:09 Also I still hate @dishnetwork. If you need satellite TV, go w their competitor. Hate that effing company. LEARN TO COMPLY WITH DO NOT CALL. #
  • 20:57 Omg so much pain no more wasabi ever for anyone. #
  • 21:13 @ontherockks We ate it incrementally. I made it up to 1.75 tablespoons and the competition was legit crying. :D Heeeeee. I WIN AT THINGS. #
  • 21:14 I would like to thank my south Asian genes for allowing me to kick boys' butts at things like jalapeno and wasabi eating contests. Thx. <3 #
  • 21:14 The pain is well worth their tears. #
  • 21:19 @ontherockks (I'm paying for it right now, but don't tell anyone. :-P We've got a desi rep to uphold!) #
  • 21:52 Who wants 2 drive me 2 the hospital? U can't drive my car since ur not insured on it, so you'll have to carry me. CARRY ME TO THE HOSPITAL. #
  • 21:57 @AmandaGriggs I ate too much wasabi. :( I won the contest but now I am in pain. #
  • 22:10 @rmgalloway79 STILL WORTH IT. He cried. He actually cried. :D #
  • 22:10 @ontherockks Hahaha. #
  • 22:26 @rmgalloway79 Couple of my friends. I hustled them, I have to admit. :-| Pretended I had a really bad ulcer. Won $70! #
  • 22:27 @AmandaGriggs Why is that all you can eat? Did you get your wisdom teeth pulled? :( :( :( #
  • 22:35 @rmgalloway79 NO! Don't let her know I have friends that aren't girls. :( #
  • 22:43 @AmandaGriggs Oh no! Poor thing. :( #
  • 22:51 @rmgalloway79 She's always skeptical of my nearly crippling awesomeness. >:( #
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attractive_nuisance
29 June 2010 @ 11:45 pm
Reasonably prudent tweets similarly situated.

  • 08:51 Rolled out of bed to discover I'm having a FABULOUS hair day. Too bad it's going to be wasted on #lawschool, though. Bah. #
  • 08:59 @Higgmasterflex Bahaha. Never change, Higgster. #
  • 09:00 "#LadyKaga, why do you think Glenn Beck hasn't responded to the allegations of misdeeds in 1990?" /via @Higgmasterflex #
  • 09:05 I am taken aback by Sessions's comments, and how his head has failed to become detached from his ass. #Kagan #
  • 09:09 "Sen. Session: Admit that you hate the military and that you eat kittens for breakfast!" /via @number27 | Bahaha. #
  • 09:09 @lyssa22 I hope you had some naan with that! Korma is most excellent, be it beef, goat, or chicken. Mmm. #
  • 09:19 @libliz Hahaha. Seriously. Oy. #
  • 09:41 @lawschoolninja I've always imagined NinjaMimi drinking her sarsaparillas and waving her cane at the local children. I like that. #
  • 09:41 @Lawschoolninja Of course, I have no way of knowing if NinjaMimi has a cane or not. I just like to pretend she does. #
  • 09:41 @lawschoolninja Just like I like to pretend that you are bald, especially when I'm mad at you. #
  • 09:58 @charlief OMG That's awesome! :D #
  • 10:00 Business Casual Superstar #245: Inspired by Topanga Lawrence from "Boy Meets World." Who names his/her kid Topanga?! is.gd/d8TdF #
  • 10:09 @kiltsandstilts Nebbie for short! :-P #
  • 10:14 @number27 I didn't watch Step By Step or Family Matters, but I shall look into this. :-P #
  • 10:38 Monster awesome Farmers market in between the federal courthouse buildings in Chicago. Wish Ben was here to run amok in it with me. #
  • 10:48 @Phillygrrl Following your tweets on this topic. Completely agree. SO RIDICULOUS. #
  • 10:49 @Phillygrrl Am I the only one that thinks kids *gasp* knowing about sexual abuse is part of the prevention/deterrence plan?! #
  • 10:50 @Phillygrrl Its a talk tht parnts need 2 have w their kids. Period.Even if its uncmfrtble. Radio station isnt lettng prnts dwn in not airing #
  • 10:51 @Phillygrrl I mean, the station isn't letting parents down IN airing it. Jeez. #
  • 10:52 @QasimRiaz You could always throw things at people if you're bored. Or is that too terroristy these days? Hm. #
  • 11:01 HUGE ASS GODDAMN SPIDER ON MY ARM. Damn you, law school, we pay tuition so you can hire exterminators! #
  • 11:02 It's body was as big as a quarter. No joke. And again, NO I'M NOT COUNTING LEGSPAN HOLY CRAP. #
  • 11:02 That was supposed to be "its" and not "it's." Scary spiders make me have grammar that be bad, d'oh. #
  • 11:05 Yay! Cute boy in front of me squished it and scrubbed its innards over the carpet. CRISIS AVERTED EVERYONE. AS YOU WERE. #
  • 11:10 @godfatherambs OMG I almost would did!!! But this class is a sausage fest; I would have lost the little cred I have. #
  • 11:12 @godfatherambs I just DMed you. Read it and get back to me post haste. You are going to HATE ME. #
  • 11:17 The historical context of that massive stick up @SenatorSessions's ass this morning during the #Kagan hearing. is.gd/d8WMh #
  • 11:22 @madeinkowloon I frantically brushed it off my arm onto the floor. It crawled on his shoe. He stomped it and dismembered the carcass. YAY! #
  • 11:26 @godfatherambs I understand. #
  • 11:27 @afpakchannel OMG I hate that new 'feature' on @Hootsuite. #
  • 11:40 OMG I'm 98% sure that my very white professor just said "our black brethren." HAHAHAHA. #
  • 11:43 @bradfordlit I thnk the reason #sexinya is daunting 4 authors is bc @ tht age romancebooks R formative tools 4 learning abt love & rltnshps. #
  • 11:44 @bradfordlit They potentially create expectations/lessons abt sex&love&relationship dynamics. Many authrs cant bear burden of tht rspnsblty. #
  • 11:44 @dennisjansen It's the sweet far side of middle aged professor that has a hook for a hand. #
  • 11:47 @dennisjansen Oh he totally does. I'd take a pic, but I can't do so without being totally obvious. :( #
  • 11:47 .@SenatorSessions is such a joke. RT @SaraLang: No joke: Sen. Sessions compared Citizens United to Brown v. Bd of Ed. bit.ly/9nCXZ7 #
  • 14:04 @lawschoolninja I have a case for you, too. The case of the missing jellybeans. I forgot where I put them. :( :( :( #
  • 14:52 @lawschoolninja YOU MONSTER. :-( Those jellybeans were less than a day old. #
  • 15:07 @lawschoolninja It's okay, I actually don't like jellybeans. #
  • 18:35 Someone PLEASE convince my bro to shave his mustache. I've been trying for like 2 years. #
  • 18:35 @DaveCA Oh no! What's wrong with him? #
  • 18:43 @Dr_Pluto It looks awful! And it's patchy in two little spots that makes it look like there are 3 caterpillars on his lips. >:( #
  • 18:43 @mainelawyer This one makes him look like he has 3 caterpillars on his upper lip. >:( #
  • 18:44 @ImTyUK I have no issue with his beard; that can be the nishani. :-P But the mustache is blech. #
  • 18:45 @DaveCA Oh no! Poor little guy! :( I know nothing about dogs, so...why do they have to tear out a claw? #
  • 18:47 @mainelawyer Hahahahaha! Oh, I'm using that from now on. #
  • 18:53 @DaveCA Ugh. Poor little thing. That sounds horrible. :( So sorry. #
  • 18:59 @number27 He's had a full mustache for a while. But it's just a wee bit light in one or two teeny spots, which is why I hate it. #
  • 18:59 @DaveCA Aw, that's good. :) Play him some classical music. The dogs at the shelter LOOOVE that. Calms them down. #
  • 19:13 @number27 EW MY EYES #
  • 19:36 @efink Great. Now I want biscuits. >:( And to laugh at Idaho. #
  • 20:05 @efink Yay! I do so love biscuits. #
  • 20:20 If someone doesn't feed me, bad things will happen. I'm like a Gremlin, but...opposite. SEE NOTHING MAKES SENSE UNLESS I AM FED. >:( #
  • 21:51 @LouiseDEdwards It's okay, I'll eat mayo. :-P I never turn down free food! Except when it's been poisoned by my enemies. :-| #
  • 21:51 @smutqueen YAY! I was hoping you'd come to my rescue in particular because you make good eats. #
  • 22:21 I sometimes wish I had a George Feeny ("Boy Meets World") in my life. And then I remember that I do. And it's @MamaHoomster. :-| #
  • 22:31 @AmandaGriggs Alternatively, FEENAY. FEE HEE HEE HEE HEENAY. #
  • 23:35 @AmandaGriggs OMG ONE OF MY FAVES TOOOOOOOOO. #
  • 23:36 Late Night Confessions: I still have a MONSTER crush on Steve, DJ's boyfriend on Full House. AKA the whitest white boy ever. AKA Aladdin. <3 #
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attractive_nuisance
28 June 2010 @ 11:45 pm
Reasonably prudent tweets similarly situated.

  • 09:50 Business Casual Superstar #244: It's a @ModCloth Monday! 5 tops under $50! bit.ly/asUXzO #
  • 11:00 Juror excused for offensive tee? OK, so let's play a game: I'll put up a tee, you tell me if it's appropriate for court: is.gd/d7OCy #
  • 11:05 @StefanieDevery My @seesmic is running just fine. Maybe it's a memory usage issue on your side or something? #
  • 12:16 @miglet I think the show would have to be over if he left. Michael Scott = glue. Plus, 7 yrs = GREAT run for a network primetime comedy. #
  • 12:58 Papa Hoomster has been filling up Mama Hoomster's car since 1983. She has long since forgotten how to do it herself. #
  • 13:42 WHAT? Now @corporette is shilling these crap sponsored tweets?! Unfollow. "You had me at “90% off bit.ly/9qHXQ1 (Ad)" / @corporette #
  • 13:45 It would be REALLY bad if I ran up to that screaming 3 year old and yelled SHUT THE HELL UP YOU LITTLE HOBGOBLIN, wouldn't it? Drat. #
  • 13:54 @FarahWB I have envisioned doing that more times than I am comfortable admitting. @alexlobov #
  • 14:00 I suspect that the monster cute boy next to me is one of those guys that's cute w/ baseball cap (Sox) on, and not so much with it off. Hmm. #
  • 14:02 @equilibriumgirl Right?! I always shoot the parents of those wailing little bastards dirty looks until they leave. Because I'm a bad person. #
  • 14:03 @alexlobov Trust me, there's never an angel. :-P @FarahWB #
  • 14:07 @lawschoolninja You stop that. Simmer down. SIMMER MISSY. #
  • 14:07 @lawschoolninja And stop talking about bras. That is scandalous & u should b ashamed. >:( @MamaHoomster cannot approve of this. #ShameCorner #
  • 14:12 @lawschoolninja >:( You're not fooling us, you hussy. TO THE SHAME CORNER WITH THEE. #
  • 14:15 @lawschoolninja NO BACON FOOL. Besides, @mirriam71 has already stocked up on the turkey bacon. She takes such good care of us. :) #
  • 14:18 Even Papa Hoomster begrudgingly likes this song. Yay, Yeezy. ♫ blip.fm/~sqcrs #
  • 14:19 @lawschoolninja Counsel presents motion to call @mirriam71 the 'den mother' of the Shame Corner instead. #
  • 14:26 @lawschoolninja We should bring comic books. #
  • 14:26 @lawschoolninja Also Den of Shame sounds like a house of ill-fame. :( #
  • 14:30 @mirriam71 Shhhh....Any excuse to increase her minimum mandatory sentence in the Shame Corner! @lawschoolninja #
  • 14:33 @mirriam71 Okay. Fine. I'll try not to be overzealous. :-| @lawschoolninja #
  • 14:38 "@huma_rashid is way too punishment-happy." /via @lawschoolninja | Well, I *am* @MamaHoomster's daughter. #
  • 14:39 @joeross Yikes. Awkz. #
  • 14:46 @joeross I love that trick. I also call it the how-to-resist-smacking-wailing-children trick. Only I actually do play music. LOUDLY. #
  • 15:14 @libliz Those books are dumb and so unnecessary. #
  • 15:19 @libliz Hahaha. Tell her to spend the budget on Blackadder DVDs. :D #
  • 15:21 @libliz ALSO GET DOCTOR WHO DVDs. :D Young people are way into those. Hee hee. #
  • 16:20 @Laura412 Ugh, poor thing. :( Milk makes me hideously sick too! Super lame of the barista. #
  • 16:20 @mirriam71 Haha. Thanks. :) #
  • 16:46 Um...I take back what I said about smacking crying kids. RT @CBSNews: Cops: Man Killed Crying Tot During World Cup Game bit.ly/d4b6ch #
  • 17:00 @miglet That's an easy one: have sex, get peed on, tape it, sell it, hang out with Paris Hilton, and stop hanging out with Parish Hilton. #
  • 17:12 @popculturenerd OMG that scares me EVERY SINGLE DAMN TIME. And I'm already phobic of public restrooms! >_< #
  • 17:14 "I M Pei's brilliant architecture for the Museum of Islamic Art in Doha twitpic.com/20n4dm" /via @shekharkapur and @azeemax #
  • 17:39 @sclarkbar I heard conflicting reports abt both. Some loved both & thought they were funny & smart, others sd both were dumb. @madeinkowloon #
  • 18:02 @CowgirlLawyer 15% is the standard. #
  • 18:24 @lawschoolninja Yeah, turn it off, turn the breakers off so it doesn't short circuit, put a bag underneath to catch the water... #
  • 18:25 @lawschoolninja after it thaws, hand dry, let it stand for like a day, hop three times, kneel before Zod, and turn back on if COMPLETELY dry #
  • 18:35 @lawschoolninja Nah. I thought you meant the actual coils on the unit. #
  • 18:40 @lawschoolninja I have a new strict policy against you. #
  • 18:43 OMG all of a sudden I feel HORRIBLE. :( Help. I need an adult. #
  • 18:49 @lawschoolninja Also rotten fish heads and poop. #
  • 18:49 @LouiseDEdwards I haz a tummy ache. :( #
  • 18:51 @rmgalloway79 And then it travelled to my appendix, which burst, causing sepsis. @lawschoolninja #
  • 18:51 @LouiseDEdwards Maybe. Honey also helps. #
  • 18:53 @taxgirl ...I don't get it. =/ #
  • 18:53 @lawschoolninja Too bad you only use your powers for EBIL. >:( @rmgalloway79 #
  • 18:55 @taxgirl Ohhhh, in response to that tweet about the wailing child. I gets it now. :) #
  • 18:57 @rmgalloway79 I have a stomach ache because @lawschoolninja put a pox on me. >:( You should beat her up. #
  • 18:59 @lawschoolninja A really cute house boy. #
  • 19:02 OMG gotta get out of the libarrrry so that I can die on the floor of the living room instead of in the Quiet Study Area. #
  • 20:16 @rmgalloway79 Nah. I'm at my local libarrrrry. Or, I was. #
  • 22:10 @MyHalalKitchen I was actually hoping to start an edible garden at IFS & wanted to pick ur brain 4 it! Haven't talked to the Principal yet. #
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attractive_nuisance
27 June 2010 @ 11:45 pm
Reasonably prudent tweets similarly situated.

  • 23:51 @lawschoolninja Okay! I'll read Archie comics instead. :D #
  • 23:51 @lawschoolninja But I hate Archie comics. :( Can't I read Calvin and Hobbes instead? #
  • 00:03 @lawschoolninja You remind me of Calvin's dad. #
  • 00:15 @lawschoolninja Because he's almost bald, and I imagine sometimes that you are bald, especially when I'm mad at you. #
  • 00:31 @lawschoolninja I've suspected for a while that you're just making up the answers to all of life's questions. :-| #
  • 00:37 @lawschoolninja I'd like to see the studies. #
  • 00:55 @lawschoolninja I DO NEED TO KNOW DAMN IT. #
  • 09:55 Gma to Bro about his short hair cut: U look like @BarackObama. He looks AWFUL these days! (She is not at all familiar with compliments/tact) #
  • 09:56 @carolynelefant I'll have the post for guys in the draft queue before noon today. But DEFINITELY before 3. :-P #
  • 09:57 She's still talking about how awful his hair looks. (It looks FINE. It looks like it always looks when he gets it cut.) Sigh. #
  • 10:04 @libliz She's not a Dem or Rethug. She just kind of hates America. :-P #
  • 10:06 PapaHoomster is messing w MamaHoomster by saying he still likes this C word Bd member tht made her life miserable. She's freaking out @ him. #
  • 10:07 In related news, I need to spend more time outside the house. Too bad my aversion to wearing pants limits my excursions... #
  • 10:58 @libliz She's impossible to please. Seriously. We've tried. We've tried EVERYTHING in every way. :-P #
  • 11:16 @LawWriter I had a dream that you and I were hanging out at Oprah's house. She sent us home with a huge stack of linens and fine blankets. #
  • 12:59 Business Casual Superstar #243: Weekly Grab-Bag, despite Mama Hoomster's protests: bit.ly/cE7np6 #
  • 13:41 Mama Hoomster thinks women who talk about birth control are just awful and horribly inappropriate. #SomeoneGetMeOutOfHere #
  • 14:11 @madcatdisease I don't find anything remotely wrong with it. It's a health issue. Jeez. She's so conservative. #
  • 14:11 @madcatdisease (So conservative that she thinks underwear in colors other than b/w/nude is TOTALLY unnecessary. Hahaha!) #
  • 15:21 Poor Justice Ginsburg. :( #
  • 15:50 @libliz Yeah. :( #
  • 15:50 @rmgalloway79 It is. She hasn't been doing very well herself, either. Sigh. #
  • 15:50 @AmandaGriggs Flee where? Iron Mountain? God, I'd love to, but my mom's all NO YOU JUST WENT THERE DON'T BOTHER THEM. #
  • 15:50 @smutqueen Hee hee. I like it. #
  • 15:54 Off to Binny's and the hardware store. If I was anyone else, that would be suspicious. #
  • 15:56 @AmandaGriggs I'm allowed to use power tools but only with court supervision and an industrial grade fire extinguisher. #
  • 16:10 I alwaysv feel so badass when I can go to the hardware store & be like, no, no, I know where the deep socket replacements are, but thanks. #
  • 16:45 @rmgalloway79 SHUT IT YOU'S. #
  • 18:13 @aharvey321 Who knows? Moms be crazy! #
  • 18:14 Time to surf the Interwebz and verbally pound people. Or, you know, doodle cartoons. #
  • 20:07 Ahahaha. I just put together a business casual outfit inspired by TOPANGA LAWRENCE. Hahaha! Check ze blog this week for that mess. #
  • 20:16 @AmandaGriggs :D #
  • 20:17 @mirriam71 Ask @MarkWBennett to show you that great picture of him standing by a No Foreigners Beyond This Point sign in Peshawar. #
  • 20:18 @AmandaGriggs Also I love Eric so much. Will Friedle was the best. In the early seasons, though, ERIC WAS NOT DUMB. Jeez! #
  • 20:20 @mirriam71 Dude, I don't care. I've never been. I've got family and friends there, and they all share horror stories. @MarkWBennett #
  • 20:29 @AmandaGriggs When a crime breaks out / All the cute girls shout... #
  • 20:42 Mama Hoomster feels that 'organs' is a naughty word, and is currently very upset with me for saying that horrible, horrible word. #
  • 20:43 Mama Hoomster also refuses to let my brother wear board shorts or cargo shorts because they are 'inappropriate in front of elders.' #
  • 20:58 @abbietoeknee Jeans in the summer are obnoxious though. Bleh. #
  • 20:58 @QasimRiaz :-| YOU ARE NOT HELPING. #
  • 21:02 @alikat0224 Tell me if they win anything. Because if they don't I want to laugh and be happy. :) #GeneralHospitalSucks #
  • 21:02 @efink She doesn't understand them and won't respond to them. :-P #
  • 21:03 @abbietoeknee Hahaha. #
  • 21:03 @QasimRiaz You are scandalous. :-o #
  • 21:50 @alikat0224 Well that sucks. As long as GH doesn't win Best Anything, I guess it'll be okay. #GeneralHospitalSucks #
  • 21:53 It was bound to happen. @MamaHoomster just officially forbade me from opening my mouth. Guess I'll just tweet about her being crazy instead. #
  • 21:54 @alikat0224 Well that's fucking retarded. #GeneralHospitalSucks. As long as it doesn't win best writing. #
  • 21:56 @alikat0224 OK that's good. Screw Guza. And also Frons. Talentless hacks. #GeneralHospitalSucks #
  • 22:01 @mirriam71 That's what I say too! :D #
  • 22:21 @mudkri You gave her the sex talk a little early, didn't you? I knew you would. :-| Tsk, tsk. #
  • 22:28 @bushra_b UGH. If I was in CA I so would have bought that extra ticket from you. Glad you enjoyed the event. #
  • 22:43 @smutqueen It's never bothered me. If you like it, keep it. Who cares if people are all uptight about it? Let 'em be. #
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attractive_nuisance
26 June 2010 @ 11:45 pm
Reasonably prudent tweets similarly situated.

  • 23:51 No one from Russia has logged into my email account today. It's the little things, you guys. #
  • 23:57 @LouiseDEdwards Actually I have no root beer. :( Haven't for a while. OH THE HORROR. #
  • 10:54 @LouiseDEdwards I love Jones Root Beer! It's much better than even some of the alleged 'gourmet' root beers. #
  • 10:58 Business Casual Superstar #242: Maggie's Organics: socially conscious fashion that helps women's co-ops in Nicaragua: bit.ly/ayUZwE #
  • 13:00 @mudkri Aw. Why's Ava sad? :( She's too adorable to be sad. #
  • 13:20 @mudkri Aw, I'm sorry. :( I haven't checked FB in a while. That's so sad. Hugs. #
  • 14:18 THIS is why I love TinyPic for my image-hosting needs: One of their Captcha words was "gogol." #
  • 15:45 Quick! Someone say something wildly exciting! And don't be a DB and say 'wildly exciting' or we will be in a fight. >:( #
  • 15:48 @timothythompson :-o You should make PIES. And then eat PIES. #
  • 15:48 @LouiseDEdwards I've been following your updates on FB. :( #
  • 15:49 @smutqueen Yay! #
  • 15:49 @AmandaGriggs Hahaha, very nice. :) #
  • 15:50 @AmandaGriggs Also I put up some pics of us on FB. I was abt 2 put up more but then realized I was in a bikini & it would be SCANDALOUS :-o #
  • 15:50 @lawschoolninja 'big faker f--k' is now my new go-to insult. #
  • 15:51 @LouiseDEdwards Yikes! I've seen some of the pics - awful. :( You stay safe. #G20 #
  • 15:52 I'm going to get enough food for 3 people tonight and eat it ALL. Yesssss. #HomeAlone #
  • 15:58 @lawschoolninja He still hasn't spoken to me. :-| #
  • 16:01 @rmgalloway79 You're hardly fat. Just tall. Tall and pointy-haired. #
  • 16:02 @smutqueen I like to set things on fire. :( And then I just scream and run around until someone else puts it out. Usually @MamaHoomster. #
  • 16:06 @lawschoolninja To be fair, he hasn't yelled at me either. He yells at my mom knowing she will 'inform' me of his displeasure. :-P #
  • 16:07 @lawschoolninja He's actually done that since I hit puberty. Probably because he knows I'll just cry if he yells. #
  • 16:07 @libliz Pssssst. I don't know if you know this or not, but....you're a total knerd. A knitting nerd. :-P #
  • 16:08 @lawschoolninja That sounds like my Friday nights. @Laurel54 #
  • 16:11 As soon as the parentals leave: Half Price Books, Ace Hardware Store, Binny's for root beer and cider, and Chinese Kitchen. #wildplans #
  • 16:12 @rmgalloway79 Whatevs = whatever, YKWIM = you know what I mean. @lawschoolninja #
  • 16:14 It's odd Papa Hoomster is still so mad at me 4 swearing. Considering he says words WORSE than the F word in Urdu not infrequently. #desifail #
  • 16:14 @rmgalloway79 Shhhhhhhhhh. You're not supposed to tell me that! >:( I'm not supposed to know! #
  • 16:15 @libliz HAHAHAHA AWESOME. :D #
  • 16:15 @lawschoolninja Just don't bring bacon because that's scandalous. #
  • 16:17 @LouiseDEdwards I should try that! #
  • 16:27 Finally found a great recipe for brussel sprouts. Might make it with skirt steak tomorrow night. :) OM NOM NOM I LOVE FOOD. #
  • 16:58 @kiltsandstilts When you figure it out, let me know. I'm literally doing the exact same thing. #
  • 17:01 @efink Sure thing! To start you off, sala - like salsa without 2nd s sound - is your generic jerk, ass, fool, punk, turd. #
  • 17:02 @efink I'll try that! Mine calls for shredding, sauteeing with butter, adding lemon juice, and then toasted almonds. Looks/sounds delish! #
  • 17:52 @kiltsandstilts OK I think I've decided on fake Chinese food. :-P If you have better ideas. let's hear 'em! #
  • 17:53 @dennisjansen No, no, I'll pay for ordering food for 3 people. I'll gain like 5lbs. My naturally skinny ways turned like 3 mos. ago. :( #
  • 18:07 @mirriam71 2-3 tbsp butter, dump in shredded brussel sprouts (slices basically), 2 tsp lemon juice, add toasted almonds, stir til wilted. #
  • 18:14 @kiltsandstilts It's true, he is pretty chatty. @rmgalloway79 #
  • 18:25 @dennisjansen That makes me sad. :( #
  • 18:32 @kiltsandstilts I'll hang out in bars. I hang out in pubs often enough, so same diff. Clubs, though? No. :-P Despise clubs. @rmgalloway79 #
  • 18:32 @kiltsandstilts ALSO YAY MY BIRFDAY IS IN AUGUST. @rmgalloway79 #
  • 18:41 @kiltsandstilts Awesome! #
  • 19:26 @bobblahblawg Dearest of all Andies, while you're in Seattle, don't forget to take a long walk off a short pier. Love lots, the Hoomster. #
  • 19:26 My parents won't leave. This is troublesome. Must resist urge to jump around yelling GO ALREADY WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR. #
  • 19:29 @smutqueen Nah I just want to be alone for once. :-P They're off to a dinner party, Bro is with his friends, only Gma is upstairs. Love it. #
  • 22:27 So apparently some chick went psycho about my picking skirt suits in my first MyShingle post? Hahaha. Nut job. :-P #
  • 22:32 @lawschoolninja Apparently. I keep forgetting 2 go read the feedback. Now I know her remarks will just make me mad&bitchy so I dont wanna =P #
  • 22:33 @timothythompson This chick had a big issue w my picking skirtsuit>pantsuit 4 women 4 1st interview at law firm. Not the brightest crayon. #
  • 22:35 @libliz No idea. I didn't read the remarks. And now I can't because I know I'll just morph into an uber bitch at her. :-P #
  • 22:38 @lawschoolninja I have to worry abt some1 who flips out majorly over smthng that trivial. For god's sake moron wear pants then! C if I care! #
  • 22:50 @lawschoolninja NOW WE DO. :-o I'm so glad we're among the enlightened folk now. YAY US. #
  • 22:50 @libliz Hahaha. Can I still be snide about it in my next post on Monday? :-P Pwease? #
  • 22:53 @newkidonthehall OK. I'll take your word for it because I'm sure to be JUST as rude and dumb if I read them and they tick me off. :-P #
  • 23:20 @akhilak Two of the kids I knew from HS have a 9 year old kid. Together. (He got her preggers in 10th grade.) WEIRD MAN. #
  • 23:25 @akhilak Oh, they got married. I think they're either having another kid or already did. #
  • 23:26 @akhilak And they're not the only ones - a lot of my HS friends have toddlers/PreKs. I'm not at all ready for that deal yet either! Yikes! #
  • 23:34 @PaulJeffPerez I believe it'll be posted on Monday or Tuesday. And thank you! :) #
  • 23:34 @akhilak Almost done. 1 more year. My parents are already lining the fellas up and telling me to be on my best behavior. :-| HALP. #
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attractive_nuisance
25 June 2010 @ 11:45 pm
Reasonably prudent tweets similarly situated.

  • 23:45 @HootSuite_Help Finally I just gave up. Plus, it was really really slow, and needed a manual refresh even though I set it to automatic. #
  • 23:48 @HootSuite_Help Firefox, which is what I've been using for years. All updated, too. #
  • 23:56 @HootSuite_Help I don't use any other browser but Firefox. I have no reason to. #
  • 00:02 @HootSuite_Help Gotcha. But at the same time, I only use Firefox. If it doesn't work in Firefox, I won't b using it. Thx 4 the help, tho :) #
  • 00:03 @efink Built in link shorteners, easy to see your DMs, sent, @replies and twitter feed in one screen, multiple acct feature #
  • 00:03 @efink which is handy because I have this one and 1 more for creative writing and graphic design, and list imports. #
  • 00:12 @Phillygrrl Um...wow. #
  • 10:22 And the winner of the TRPLS Business Casual Superstar Giveaway is.... bit.ly/ch5v5b #
  • 10:23 @BrownieHartz Oh, no. I can't imagine why. It's working just fine from the web. #
  • 10:29 @BrownieHartz SE, right? Yeah, I have no idea. It's probably some Proboards issue. =/ #
  • 10:33 @BrownieHartz Ohhh. That's so weird! You're just using www.humarashid.com, right? No other weird URL? #
  • 10:37 Business Casual Superstar #241: Let's talk about @JessicaSimpson's super flattering outfit...plus 5 cute blazers! bit.ly/d7rkIS #
  • 10:41 @BrownieHartz Try just typing in the URL: www.humarashid.com. (Or clicking that, LOL. :P) #
  • 10:42 @mirriam71 You can always tweet, "Thanks for the FF!" and then list all the @usernames that recommended you. #
  • 10:46 @Sh_Humayun What is what? #
  • 13:30 ARGH. Had a quote in my FB Profile with a bad word in it. Papa Hoomster saw it and now I am in BIG trouble. Le'sigh. #
  • 13:31 He was all "ohhhh I never should have come to America! What if some guy that wants to marry her sees that? He won't want to when he does!" #
  • 13:32 I get his point, but if he HONESTLY believes that things are somehow better in Pakistan, he's completely deluded himself. #
  • 13:32 @alexlobov Dude. Save me. Seriously. #
  • 13:32 I'm twenty-four by the way. TWENTY FOUR. #
  • 13:33 @LouiseDEdwards I deleted it. :-P He's still upset. Ugh. He won't talk to me for a week. #
  • 16:39 New record for the lowest age people think I am. 15. Cool beans! #
  • 17:20 @mirriam71 Oh, God, I wish it was possible to keep them off the interwebz. >:( #
  • 17:21 Now that my mom knows I have her on a VERY restricted FB view, she's pestering me NON STOP to lift the restrictions. >:( NO DAMMIT NO. #
  • 17:23 @runagaterampant We'll be happy for it when we're in our 30s and still getting carded in bars. :D #
  • 17:24 @alexlobov God forbid. >_< Ugh. IDK what kind of weirdo my parents R hoping to marry me off to, but...no! They have horrible taste in guys. #
  • 17:24 @LouiseDEdwards SERIOUSLY. She'll see one of my guy friends write on my wall and be like WHO IS HE WHAT DOES HE WANT. Ugh. :-P #
  • 17:25 @butterflyfish1 I love Stone Sour! :D #
  • 17:28 @QasimRiaz Dude. She'd see a post 1 of my guy friends made on my wall & be like WHO IS HE WHAT DOES HE WANT STOP TALKING TO BOYS. Spare me! #
  • 17:31 @LouiseDEdwards Hahahahaha. You know, you almost-block people and you think it's enough... :-P #
  • 17:37 Papa Hoomster still isn't talking to me. JESUS IT'S NOT LIKE I CAME HOME PREGNANT. #
  • 17:39 @QasimRiaz I don't talk to boys, they talk to me! :-P Hahaha. #
  • 17:42 @ImTyUK Mine used to be, but they're learning. Bah! #
  • 17:42 @timothythompson Oh, I know. But I think part of him still believes that the glorious Karachi he grew up in still exists today. #
  • 17:47 @unwindknitting It was the F word. In a quote. That I had as one of the 12 quotes in my Info section. :-P Whoops. #
  • 17:47 @madcatdisease OMG They'd kill me before I could tell them I was kidding. :-P I'm only 1/3 joking. #
  • 17:47 @timothythompson So I've heard. I think he just kind of blocks that. Maybe visiting Paki again would help free him from his delusions... #
  • 17:55 @smutqueen Hahahaha. That does kind of make it better. :D #
  • 17:56 @ImTyUK Dude, I set EVERY single restriction I could! He can ONLY see my pic and my "Info" page....and that was what got me. D'oh! #
  • 17:57 @madcatdisease Haha. If he starts on me, I think I WILL take your advice. Just to TOTALLY mess with him. #
  • 17:57 @timothythompson Yeah, kinda. :-P I harbor no illusions when it comes 2 what Paki is lk these days...mostly from my friends who R there now. #
  • 18:05 @ImTyUK He doesn't know enough about Facebook to know that he's on the restricted list. :-P #
  • 18:08 @kiltsandstilts Are they just beets, or are teh leaves/stems attached? #
  • 18:09 @kiltsandstilts Here are some ideas but keep in mind that beets lose nutrients if they're exposed to heat too long bit.ly/aAPUrb #
  • 18:16 @BobBlahBlawg You're made of poison. That's what I've been telling everyone. That's also why the hunnies won't talk to you. =/ Whoops. #
  • 20:12 @efink Totally! #
  • 20:12 @timothythompson Hahahaha! Awesome. :D #
  • 21:57 BOY MEETS WORLD FIRST SEASON YEAH. Then Rugrats. #
  • 22:03 @libliz And he was the dad in the Graduate. :D #
  • 22:13 @tacojohn @proptart27 @madeinkowloon Um...a lot of my HS friends have kids already. OMGWTF. o_O #
  • 22:17 @madeinkowloon OMG. Hah. Two of my HS classmates (married to each other) have a 9 year old. (She got preggers in 10th grade.) DAMN YO. #
  • 22:21 @proptart27 It's just weird! Probably because we still remember these kids in their cheerleading uniforms, or laying out the Sr. prank. #
  • 22:21 @madeinkowloon It's totally weird, right?! A nine year old! #
  • 22:34 Aaaaand my crush on Rider Strong just came roaring back. #BoyMeetsWorld #
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