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08 July 2010 @ 11:45 pm
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  • 00:07 >:( RT @shrutisinha: @huma_rashid I was about to express sympathy. Then I discovered your mom's Twitter. I am sorry. She has won me over. #
  • 00:08 @shrutisinha But she's insaaaaaane. :-P #
  • 13:07 Business Casual Superstar #251: Inspired by Rory Gilmore, Alexis Bledel on "Gilmore GIrls." Blah de frigging blah. ow.ly/28OU3 #
  • 13:12 In case you ever wondered, @BobBlahBlawg looks like the love child of Bigfoot and Ron Howard. #
  • 13:12 @godfatherambs You have wounded me greatly. I feel I shall never recover. :( #
  • 13:15 @godfatherambs She's a dumb whore. #
  • 13:15 @godfatherambs (But sometimes I give her a pass on SOME whorish comments/activities because she's so purdy.) #
  • 13:16 @godfatherambs You started the Tea Party movement. #
  • 13:20 @godfatherambs Because you're a crazy Tea Partying Birther who's probably headed to the Gulf Coast RIGHT NOW to dump coffee in it. :-| #
  • 13:25 @chiknpotpie Alexis Bledel? Rory Gilmore? WHAAAAT?! Citation needed! #
  • 13:48 @chiknpotpie OMG Yes. Megan Fox is seriously siliconed up. Have you seen her interviews? HER FACE BARELY MOVES. So scary!! #
  • 13:49 @chiknpotpie Honestly? I'd love to look like a little lamb in the woods like her! :-P She's absolutely adorable and squeaky. Hah. #
  • 13:50 @chiknpotpie FIRST OF ALL IT IS JESS NO SECOND E AND SECOND OF ALL SHUT YOUR DAMN WHORE MOUTH. >:( #
  • 13:53 @chiknpotpie HAHAHAHAHAHA. Aw, Chikkie. That's why I keep you around. :) Princeton Jamie ROCKED. #
  • 14:01 @JennyT8675309 That's the weekend after my birthday on the 11th! :D @lawschoolninja is coming to Chi at some point, as is @kiltsandstilts! #
  • 14:19 God, I love reading Souter's delivered opinions. So clean and pretty without any fuss or random pontification. #
  • 14:19 @JennyT8675309 YAY ROOT BEER. #
  • 14:20 @kiltsandstilts I have no idea, but @lawschoolninja is always here in spirit. :) @BobBlahBlawg @JennyT8675309 #
  • 14:22 RT @lawschoolninja: RT @Jesus_M_Christ Remember that time Lot's Wife got turned into a pillar of salt? Best Margarita Monday EVER! #
  • 14:28 @ImTyUK Oh, it's pretty morbid, and I felt a little tiny bit bad when I laughed. :-P #
  • 14:29 @lawschoolninja Madame I will thank u to STOP TALKING ABOUT MY LOINS. @MamaHoomster absolutely disavows that proper young ladies have loins. #
  • 14:32 @lawschoolninja Heeeee. I won't complain. :D But @MamaHoomster's feelings re: brown glass bottles of root beer are well established. #
  • 14:37 @lawschoolninja Oh, trust me, I was already implicated in the Shame scandal when you suggested I had loins. @MamaHoomster would NOT approve. #
  • 14:38 @BobBlahBlawg #RedSoxAreLife #
  • 15:16 How Scalia has served on SCOTUS for this long w/o being strangled by his fellow Justices around the Kraft breakfast table is beyond me. :-P #
  • 15:18 Blah, blah, blah, Im Scalia, Im going 2 prattle on for 8 pages abt bullshit that has nothing 2 do w the case b4 I wander around 2 the point. #
  • 15:49 @libliz I was reading a couple of his firearms cases. :) He's so clear and matter-of-fact. Love it. Scalia gives grammar and history lessons #
  • 17:08 @BuckeyeGuy79 This Boston girl will never shut it about the Red Sox or Celtics...or Patriots. :-P I don't care for Tom Brady though. #
  • 17:34 @lawgeekgirl Hahahahaha. Wow. WOW. Bahahaha. Jesus. #
  • 17:34 RT @lawgeekgirl: "We can't allow lowest common denominator states like MA to set standards for the country," Lafferty said. What?? #DOMA #
  • 17:38 @missbanshee @ebertchicago I believe Iranian officials already released a statement that the woman would not be put to death by stoning. #
  • 17:45 @lawgeekgirl I've just run out of things to say, you know? You can't even engage that kind of mindlessness. #
  • 17:46 Rehab 4 either violence or racism, sure. But when combined not even rehab can save him. RT @ebertchicago 2 words for Mel Gibson: Rehab now. #
  • 17:48 @BobBlahBlawg Are you still miffed at me for the Ron Howard/Bigfoot crack? If so....BAWWW CRY MOAR. :-P #CompassionFail #
  • 17:49 @MamaHoomster I ate all my snackie packs and drank too much soda and now I'm not hungry for dinner. :( #
  • 18:02 @DaveCA ...Jealous. #
  • 18:06 I'm now accepting suggesting for names of the racketeering organization I shall inevitably create. And....go. #
  • 18:17 @lyssa22 Hee hee, I like it! #
  • 18:18 @newkidonthehall @lawgeekgirl Same here! LCDs all the way. #
  • 18:19 @TazzyStar I can't believe the jury apparently bought that the mixed up his taser and his gun. WTFFFF. #
  • 18:24 @BobBlahBlawg Thankfully theyre not as long as urs. If so I'd b up where the air is totally thin & my brain wouldn't get enough oxygen. :) #
  • 18:29 @jose3tx You and I are no longer speaking. And as for you, @BobBlahBlawg, I am going to come over and punch Lily in the face. >:( #
  • 18:33 @SchantzLaw You haven't seen the vid? (Warning: violence, NSFW) www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZTbJH6BNaU&feature=related @pev7184 #
  • 18:33 @BobBlahBlawg You don't have a chimp. It ran away because it didn't like being upstaged as the Missing Link in its own home. #
  • 18:39 @BobBlahBlawg YOU WIN NOTHING YOU POLISHED TURD. #
  • 18:44 @amyderby HAHAHAHA. Nice. :D #
  • 18:45 RT @HEAVEryan: Supposedly Kanye's new disc wont b called "Good Ass Job" anymore which frees it up as the name 4 my plastic surgery practice. #
  • 18:47 @amyderby There's a lion farm in Illinois somewhere. I MUST FIND IT. You in? #
  • 18:48 I'm working on a tell all about how @BobBlahBlawg is basically the worst person on the planet. Who wants to do the Foreword? #
  • 18:50 @BobBlahBlawg No. You have to go sit in the corner forever. >:( #
  • 20:01 @BobBlahBlawg It can absolutely not be called that. #
  • 20:28 Even @MamaHoomster has been tricked into caring about @KingJames. She paused mid-phone conversation to hear his decision. #
  • 20:30 @lawscribe GO CELTICS!! #
  • 20:39 "I don't like him. He's not coming to Chicago. JUST FOR THE SAKE OF WINNING." -- @MamaHoomster re: @KingJames #
  • 22:23 To everyone that's always wondered, fine, here it is: @BobBlahBlawg is Team Aniston. #
  • 22:27 @BobBlahBlawg WHAT. >:( #
  • 22:30 Every lazy weekday morning, I want to watch reruns of Gilmore Girls, but @BobBlahBlawg just HAS to watch The View. He loves that Elizabeth. #
  • 22:32 @jose3tx I live to mock him. @BobBlahBlawg #
  • 22:33 @simplycoraline Yes. Sniffle. Love that Jess. So frigging hot. Rory = IDIOT. Jess also = IDIOT. Two peas in a stupid pod. :-P #
  • 22:39 @katarinaelida You go, girl. Hope they trap that bugger and get him out of your place quickly. Bleh!! #
  • 23:00 @simplycoraline San's patch up after Amy destroyed the show in S6. ONLY good thing about S6 was Jess's fabulous successful return. :-P #
  • 23:00 @simplycoraline San's is supposed to read, S7 is. :-P Weird typo. #
  • 23:03 @newkidonthehall I'm the same way. AdBlocker on Firefox (disabling Flash and .:. YT) makes me less likely to watch vids. :-P #
  • 23:07 At my wedding, I want a wedding cake that is actually just a tiered structure of cupcakes. Make it happen, @MamaHoomster . #
  • 23:11 @amyderby There's a hashtag for whenever white people do weird things. We call it #ohwhitepeople. @mirriam71 #
  • 23:42 @libliz It's okay, I was spreading lies about him. He hates the biddies on the View, as do I. #
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