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07 July 2010 @ 11:45 pm
Reasonably prudent tweets similarly situated.

  • 23:46 @MyHalalKitchen Oooh, I'm going to tell @MamaHoomster that! She gets bad migraines occasionally. And we always have apple cider vinegar! #
  • 11:03 Midday Confessions: I still love Uncle Jesse and Aunt Becky from Full House. Cutest married couple evar. #
  • 11:21 @BuckeyeGuy79 I like Turk but I don't like Carla. :-| Also, Lily and Marshall from How I Met Your Mother have to be included as well. #
  • 12:18 @BuckeyeGuy79 I honestly don't know what it is about Carla. Sometimes I like her a lot. But generally? Meh. #
  • 17:37 Everyone should wear top hats more often. #
  • 17:40 @jobiegirl6 those too! #
  • 21:15 Papa Hoomster hates brown glass bottles, so I have to hide my root beer in my room like a common criminal. >:( #
  • 21:15 @efink Can we eat the rabbits later? #
  • 21:18 @trillian Oh, they are VERY real. :-| Sigh. #
  • 21:18 HAHA. RT @trillian: @huma_rashid are your parents real? or just some zany characters you've created to regale us with? (attn @MamaHoomster) #
  • 21:23 @WebCrush WTH?!?! That happened to my childhood BFF last year. He just told me about it. People are INSANE. :( Pobre doggie. #
  • 21:25 @libliz He hates ANYTHING in a glass bottle (even clear glass) because beer happens to come in brown glass bottles. RIDICULOUS LOGIC. #
  • 21:25 @libliz The only glass bottled drink he DOESN'T hate is Pakola, this bright electric green cream soda from Pakistan. Go figure. :-| #
  • 21:31 @libliz Yeah its good. Creamsoda w hint of mint? Vry sugary. u can ask arnd 4 it @ an Indian store. They might hv it if ur REALLY curious =P #
  • 21:58 @efink He dsnt like it bc beer also comes in brown glass bottles. =| So he pitches fits if he sees my brown root beer bottles in the fridge #
  • 22:39 Just got into a fight with @MamaHoomster bc my root beer bottle 'looks like a beer bottle' and I should 'never bring that into the house.' #
  • 22:39 Apparently, I 'can't even make that much of a sacrifice for [my] own parents.' (Sacrifice = never drinking bottled root beer again.) #
  • 22:40 I have no problem making sacrifices 4 my parents. Doing it all my life. I just prefer the sacrifices be rooted in rationality, not bullshit. #
  • 22:41 @efink No, no, the nuttiness is startlingly consistent. #
  • 22:42 I swear, my parents make me want to ditch these root beer bottles for beer bottles. Lots and lots and lots of beer bottles. #
  • 22:43 @HEAVEryan >:( You just sit there and look pretty, Peters. #
  • 22:43 @jose3tx Haha. I keep telling them that I'm going to start looking into homes. OH THEY HATE THAT SO MUCH. #
  • 22:44 @jose3tx In related news, my father wants to start his own 'chain' of Desi/Muslim nursing homes... as if one Hell wasn't enough. #
  • 22:45 @mirriam71 Muslim parents drive Muslim kids to drink. It's not even funny anymore, just cliched. :-P #
  • 22:48 @jose3tx We've decided that Bro will take my mom, and I will take my dad. We have to split them up so everyone stays sane. :-P #
  • 22:48 @mirriam71 Hahahaha. #
  • 22:49 @WebCrush OMG, BFF's dog was kidnapped for the same reason! They kept him outside too (bc he preferred that). Then one day - BAM. Stolen. #
  • 22:49 @WebCrush Also I'm soooooo glad you got your dog back! #
  • 22:53 @jose3tx Oh, our parents dont' know of our plans. :-P We're just going to ambush them one day when they're at least halfway senile. #
  • 22:57 @mudkri They don't understand that. :-P They're like WHAT IF SOMEONE COMES OVER AND SEES IT. THEY'LL THINK WE LET YOU DRINK. :-ooooooooo #
  • 22:57 @AmandaGriggs No it's not. You're just dreaming.ooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOooooooOOOOOO. #
  • 22:58 @jose3tx I think they've turned ME senile.... #ThatsNotHowItWorks #IDontCare #
  • 23:00 @WebCrush Dogs be crazy. #
  • 23:33 @WebCrush Awww. #
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