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06 July 2010 @ 11:45 pm
Reasonably prudent tweets similarly situated.

  • 09:06 OMG I hate @metraBNSF soooo much. The express (30mins) effectively became a local (1hr) this morning. So typical. Same for @BobBlahBlawg. #
  • 09:07 IN RELATED NEWS. If I see another @metraBNSF billboard that says "Always On Time," Imma deface it. >:( Haaaate. #
  • 09:07 @DaveCA Are you in court or at a family gathering? :-P #
  • 09:49 @DaveCA Yikes. o_O Reminds me of that Behind the Laughs Simpsons ep where they all bring their lawyers to Thanksgiving dinner. #
  • 10:13 @DaveCA "Let record show that council for D stuffed D into a canvas sack and ran out of the room with it while calling for brief recess." #
  • 10:19 @BobBlahBlawg I did, but then I used all the money to buy sandwiches, and now I only have a backpack. :( #
  • 10:36 @BobBlahBlawg NO BACON EVER. >:( How dare you, Sir. In related news, I have trail mix. Even though trail mix is for goobers. #
  • 10:59 I made my professor explain money laundering to me three times because it sounds a lot like what I do every month.. :-| #lawschool #
  • 11:10 @hhwoo Aww, sad. :( I love the #UP so much. #
  • 13:57 @DaveCA YES! :D Kevin was guilty of insider trading. Heh. #
  • 16:32 @abbietoeknee That's why I just take caffeine pills. :-| At least, during the last month of the semester when I'm dying. #
  • 16:33 @mainelawyer HAHAHAHA. Nothing against your wife's cooking, but...oh, you poor man. We need to get you a good cut of meat, stat. :-P #
  • 16:38 @abbietoeknee Oddly enough, no. I get nauseous if I take it on a full or empty stomach. So I take it in between meals and it works great! #
  • 16:38 @lawschoolninja <:3O~ #
  • 16:51 @lawschoolninja You simmer down over there, Missy. SIMMER DOWN. #
  • 17:24 @lawschoolninja IDEA. When you get your present, you should give it to me. #
  • 17:31 YAY! LINDSAY LOHAN IS GOING TO JAIL! WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME HAPPY? ...Aw. I'm a bad person, aren't I? :( #
  • 17:33 @lawschoolninja Sure, I'll take it. Then I'll set it on fire and leave it on your doorstep. :) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEE. #
  • 17:36 @libliz Oh, I doubt she'll get the message this way, either. She'll be back to snorting coke after 30 days...when she's released. :-P #
  • 17:36 @littlefrogling Heh heh heh. Let's just all be evil together. :-P @EnfantProdige @libliz #
  • 19:09 @lawschooltech Ohhh, that was a GOOD ONE. :D Hee hee. #
  • 19:15 RT @akhilak: RT @nitsapizza: In Congo, "death toll is the equivalent of an Asian Tsunami every 6.5 months; a September 11th every 2.5 days." #
  • 19:28 Allie ("Bridezilla") on this episode of Cake Bosses needs to be hit in the mouth. Seriously. What a bzitch. This woman is the worst woman. #
  • 20:23 @BobBlahBlawg She'd be all BLARRRRGH EVERYONE'S OUT TO GET MEEEEEH YAAAAAR and you'd be all SHUT IT CRACKHEAD. #
  • 20:23 @BobBlahBlawg Except, knowing you, you'd probably ask her out. And then she'd spill cocaine all over you at some point and you'd go to jail. #
  • 20:24 @BobBlahBlawg And then you'd call me and be like HELP MEEEEEEEE and I'd be all SHUT IT CRACKHEAD. >:( Circle of Life. And Crackheads. #
  • 21:28 Oh, Doctor Who, you can reverse the polarity of my neutron flow anytime! #WhatDoesThatEvenMean #
  • 21:29 @afpakchannel And to think, one of the first Islamic edicts was to end practices like that against newborn girls. So awful. #
  • 21:30 @afpakchannel Er, meaning the mother of newborn girls by extension, duh. #
  • 21:31 @akhilak Haha, thanks. I put it up to mock my buddy who has a pic of himself also posing in shades in front of his webcam. :-P #
  • 21:45 @DaveCA And yet I have still not seen the pikchurz you assured me I would see. :-| #
  • 21:45 @kiltsandstilts Whoever that is, dude needs to CRY MOAR. Lame. #
  • 22:33 OMG It feels surprisingly liberating to put together business casual outfits for under like $200-$300 for @carolynelefant's blog. :-P #money #
  • 23:27 SEE? >:( You jerks never believe me when I say honey fixes all things. RT @MyHalalKitchen: taking some honey for an upset stomach.... #
  • 23:29 .@MyHalalKitchen Oh, nothing. I try to fix everyone with honey, and they all think I'm crazy. :-P #
  • 23:33 @godfatherambs I will punch your cat in the face. #
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