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14 July 2010 @ 11:45 pm
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  • 23:49 @lollypoplawyer It just hit me: YOU LOOK JUST LIKE A BLONDE VERSION OF AMY, THE ELEVENTH DOCTOR WHO'S COMPANION. :-o #wut #DoctorWho #
  • 00:21 #latenightconfessions I still legit believe tht my 1st car, 560 SLE 1986 Benz (my birth yr) had sentience 2 the pt of never letting me crash #
  • 10:24 @lawschoolninja You are back home and yet there is a pronounced lack of presents on my doorstep. >:( WHY IS THAT NINJAFACE WHY IS THAT. #
  • 10:38 @lawschoolninja If you are ogling then all is forgiven. :) #
  • 12:17 Is Gmail freaking out for anyone else? That dude from Russia better not have hacked mine again. :-P I'm watching you, St. Petersburg. #
  • 12:22 @kiltsandstilts Me and @SarahPalinUSA. We've always got our eye on Russia. She doesn't even need sophisticated computer equipment like me. #
  • 12:26 @kiltsandstilts Oh, silly, Canada never counts. :-P #
  • 12:37 Business Casual Superstar #256: Inspired by Blair Waldorf, posted at HeaveMedia: ow.ly/2bsa1 #GossipGirl #
  • 18:30 @lawschoolninja You upset me so much sometimes. Just in general, not with respect to any particular thing you did. #
  • 20:16 AHAHAHAHA. Of course, the camera zoomed in on Reggie Bush. And he was cracking up. Good sport, good sport. :) #Espys #
  • 20:29 Things I learned today: kitties dont always land on their feet. Sometimes they land on their lil faces. & if u laugh u go 2 hell. #hellbound #
  • 21:35 @efink They always look so surprised that the floor just DARED to appear in front of their faces when they dove to the ground. #
  • 21:41 Will Ferrell's vuvuzela voice is the fail. BRING BACK JACOB SILJ AND HIS VOICE EMODULATION SYNDROME. #SNL #
  • 21:48 My mom saw a news story where a girl needed 60 stitches after her dog bit her and was like DON'T YOU EVER GO NEAR ANY DOGS EVER. #sigh #
  • 21:51 @katarinaelida Everything about @lindsaylohan makes me sick, including that pro bono defense crap. UGH. #
  • 21:51 @godfatherambs You wipe that smug grin off your face RIGHT NOW. >:( #
  • 21:52 @madcatdisease Yikes. :( #
  • 21:52 @godfatherambs And ._x is you with a black eye for your trouble. >:( #
  • 22:01 @libliz Roscoe is amazing and would NEVER bite my face off. Mama Hoomster shan't know of our walks and play time with chew toys. :-P #
  • 22:04 @godfatherambs LIES. #
  • 22:05 @libliz It's true. #
  • 22:13 @madcatdisease :-o OH NO GHOSTS. #
  • 22:16 Mom sent me a link 2 a 3D tour of Masjid Al-Aqsa. I didnt go 2 the site bc Im not wearing a hijab now & I cant b in a masjid w/o hijab! :-P #
  • 22:17 That last tweet was mainly to illustrate what a nutcase I am. I do way too much weird shit, you guys. #
  • 22:19 @madcatdisease Ugh, that cat ghost is going to make my house totally smell like ghost turds. >:( #
  • 22:22 @runagaterampant That's way too deep for me right now. Talk about pinwheels instead. #
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13 July 2010 @ 11:45 pm
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  • 08:41 @AmandaGriggs Hahaha, that's hilarious and so depressing. :-P #
  • 08:42 @AmandaGriggs I shall go read and comment now! To the HoomsterMobile! Now with an EXTRA cup holder!! #
  • 09:02 RT @Higgmasterflex: Yankees still suck. #
  • 09:08 @DFoxxTheTruth Did Steinbrenner's passing also trigger a moratorium on the team's suckitude? Don't think so. #
  • 09:17 @DFoxxTheTruth That's completely circular, though. If my opinion of the team is irrelevant, there was no need to get upset when I said it. #
  • 09:18 @DFoxxTheTruth Good for him. He was very talented and also kind of ruthless. His team still sucks. #
  • 09:21 @DFoxxTheTruth That's nice, even though that statement would have been true had you said it. :- #
  • 09:22 Prof brandishing his FOID card in class, during our firearms discussion. Yay for visual aids. :-P #
  • 09:29 Now we're learning how to lawfully (and kind of unlawfully) deal weapons. I love this class. #
  • 09:40 Business Casual Superstar #255: Oh, No, Child: Fixing Ginnifer Goodwin's blech outfit. ow.ly/2aMDf #
  • 10:23 @KashifShahzada Dude, it was a JOKE. I wore a jilbab for like 6 years in my old Islamic school. Calm the hell down. #
  • 10:23 @BobBlahBlawg You know that tan on your left arm that you're so proud of? BOY I WILL SMACK IT RIGHT OFF. >:( #
  • 10:25 @econwriter5 Hahaha. True, esp with our new gun law. (Also, his FOID is bc he was a federal prosecutor and felt he might need protection.) #
  • 10:30 @KashifShahzada Jilbab&hijab, uniform at the school. I wore hijab until 9/11/2001, when my dad told me to stop bc he feared 4 my safety #
  • 10:33 Me: I can haz Coke slurpee? Universe: YOU CAN HAZ. #
  • 10:50 [COMIC] San Fran considers banning sale of all animals but fish. I suggest they use these awesome signs: ow.ly/2aMJb #
  • 10:57 @kiltsandstilts @BuckeyeGuy79 YAY! If this law school thing doesn't work out I should just go into matchmaking. #
  • 11:00 It's SO humid outside. Hair? Tangled. Coke squishee? Attained, but not without setbacks. #
  • 11:05 :( RT @BobBlahBlawg: Just had to teach @huma_rashid how to pour a slushie at 7-11. She was so afraid of the slushie machine, you guys. #
  • 11:19 @BobBlahBlawg Hahahahaha. Stop it. #
  • 11:22 @mglickman That's what Scout's teacher said to tell Atticus. #
  • 11:25 @BobBlahBlawg He must have seen your tweet somehow because he actually sneezed just now instead of that weird YLARP noise. #
  • 11:28 RT @shahed: Niqabis plan 2 wear surgical masks instead - what then? RT @monaeltahawy France approves ban on face veils: bit.ly/dqrmKe #
  • 11:29 @godfatherambs We get the early bird dinner at the Town Kitchen Buffet and it's lights out at 6:30 PM. #
  • 11:43 @thatGrlApril Ask it if it's more awesome than fire, then torch it. #
  • 11:44 @MyHalalKitchen Good to know! I have a basil plant out back that I forget to water. =/ Will step up the efforts. #
  • 11:53 @northcentralcol Lynn sat in on my seminar with Jennifer Jackson once. Very nice man. Thanks for the info! #
  • 19:53 @chiknpotpie Yes it is. #
  • 20:08 @BobBlahBlawg We need secret code names so we're safe from our enemies, of which we have many. Plz to ruminate on this. #
  • 20:11 I knew Mel Gibson's baby mama had a kid with Tim Dalton, but I never put 2+2 together and remembered that Tim D = LORD FRIGGING ROCHESTER!! #
  • 22:05 Loved her since college. GREAT article. RT @notarevolution: Martha Nussbaum on the hijab/veil bans in France etc nyti.ms/9zVN9Q #
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12 July 2010 @ 11:45 pm
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  • 09:53 Business Casual Superstar #254: How to beat the summer heat AND the office chill: ow.ly/2acUx #
  • 20:20 @lawschoolninja How dare you. I am exceedingly lovely. I oughta punch you in the mouth. >:( @BuckeyeGuy79 #
  • 21:48 @chicagoduilaw Hahaha! Awesome! :D I was just mocking @BobBlahBlawg with it, but I don't mind the MIA comparison! :-P #
  • 21:49 @BuckeyeGuy79 I was eating steak and couldn't run amok and now I'm all tuckered out. :-| #
  • 22:21 #highschoolconfession I rebelled against sneakers in my senior year, so I just wore my slippers to school every day. =| @jesswlin remembers. #
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11 July 2010 @ 11:45 pm
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  • 12:11 Business Casual Superstar #253: Weekly Grab Bag with all sorts of stuff under $50! ow.ly/29RPF #
  • 12:44 @proptart27 Oooh, that DOES sound good! Now I want cupcakes. :( #
  • 12:46 For dinner tonight: steak with brussel sprouts and almonds. Papa Hoomster is sure to HATE the brussel sprouts. :) #
  • 21:47 @BobBlahBlawg hopsital. ate too much steak. mmmmm. steak. #
  • 22:08 @jose3tx Hahaha. #
  • 22:09 @RayBeckerman @penny_wyse Aw, thanks guys, you're both too kind. :) @karennattiah #
  • 22:20 I could watch The Simpsons episode "Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bangalore" (S17E17) over and over and over. #ClassicBollywood #DevAnand #
  • 22:21 @karennattiah Aw, thanks! :) So sweet of you. And you're a Fulbrighter, huh? Very impressive! :D One of my friends was just awarded, too. #
  • 22:32 @efink Its the only ep my dad LOVES. He was like, when I came here in the 1970s, I NEVER could have imagined that one day a show like... #
  • 22:33 @efink ...the Simpsons would have an animated dance number of 1of the most popular Bollywood songs from the late 60s. Or early 70s. Whatev. #
  • 22:56 @madcatdisease Hahaha. #
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10 July 2010 @ 11:45 pm
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  • 10:48 @JuveriyaMir Hahaha! That's AWESOME. :D #
  • 14:55 @BobBlahBlawg You should bring a little basket so you can collect your teeth in it after I knock them out. >:( Turd. #
  • 15:05 Flash makes me irritated with the nomz. And I love nomz. :( RT @klively: Dear restaurant industry, stop using flash on your websites. #
  • 15:10 Everyone give @BobBlahBlawg hugs and bacon, because sometime in the month of July, I will be feeding him to the lions at the zoo. #BobIsNomz #
  • 15:13 @jose3tx Well the terms of @BobBlahBlawg's probation bar him from using or possessing a tazer. Because he is bad. #
  • 18:21 @BobBlahBlawg How could anyone be your friend, even lions? You are the worst person. #
  • 18:45 @smutqueen [citation needed] #
  • 20:39 RT @islamicthought: Nouman Ali Khan lecture TONIGHT at 10pm at Islamic Foundation in Villa Park. Don't miss out!! #
  • 22:41 Bro: Can't wait til my friend Joe finishes med school. Me: Why? Bro: Because then his name will be DOCTOR HU. :D #DoctorWho #
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09 July 2010 @ 11:45 pm
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  • 11:24 @madeinkowloon Ah, yes, I had #whiteboysFTW as well! Good memory! :D @amyderby #
  • 11:25 @amyderby Nah, I think we like it when Whitey mocks himself. Or herself. :-P We're so inclusive in our racial Otherness. Bahahaha. #
  • 11:29 Thank goodness. Photoshop was giving me fits all day yesterday but I finally found and deleted the corrupted Preference files. Phew! #
  • 11:37 Business Casual Superstar #252: Wearing shorts to work?! ow.ly/29jdH #
  • 12:47 @lawschoolninja See Spot Run. It might be a bit challenging, but I believe in you! #
  • 12:58 @littlefrogling OH MY GOD THAT WAS GOING TO BE MY SERIOUS RECOMENDATION FOR HER!! :-o Love! @lawschoolninja #
  • 13:04 @littlefrogling Easily my fave book ever, but that's bc teh islamic conflicts/multiculturalism really resonate with me. @lawschoolninja #
  • 13:07 @MyHalalKitchen WHAT. They're $1 here in the burbs....ON SALE! >:( Avocado-induced rage. #
  • 19:05 Why is there corn everywhere? I am so lost. :( #
  • 19:30 HAH. You know when I said there was corn everywhere and I was lost? I was actually like 7 minutes from my house. :-P YAY SUBURBS WITH CORN. #
  • 19:34 @shinyspecialone On like the fringe of DuPage and Kane I think? @devivo @dutchgirl6ft1 #
  • 19:35 @proptart27 I used to be deathly allergic to pollen/ragweed. Then I started taking honey &havent had hay fever or anything for like 5 yrs :D #
  • 20:23 @ahough404 Um, not goofy, adorable. Cute dress too! #
  • 21:54 @lawschoolninja Where are you going? When will you be back? Can I come? Will you bring me something? Where are you going? #
  • 22:01 @lawschoolninja YAY I LIKE PRIZES. #
  • 22:05 @jose3tx SON I AM DISAPPOINT. >:( Also I'm still not talking to you after the way you screwed me over w @BobBlahBlawg. @lawschoolninja #
  • 22:06 @lawschoolninja I WANT A STUFFED ANIMAL. Or a seashell. NO A STUFFED ANIMAL. No, seashell. No! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?WHAT HAVE I BECOME?! #
  • 22:09 @lawschoolninja Stuffed animal with seashell in its paw. Yessssss. You take such good care of me. :) #
  • 22:21 I'm FINALLY done with my masterpiece. I call it, Portrait of a @lawschoolninja in oils. ow.ly/29wgs #
  • 22:23 Also @BobBlahBlawg was nice enough to pose for me now that I'm into being an amateur photographer. Look how pretty he is! ow.ly/29whf #
  • 22:31 @lawschoolninja I would like for my insults directed at you to not affect the quality and character of the gift you bring me, plz. #
  • 22:33 Fine, fine. Those weren't REALLY pics of @BobBlahBlawg. Here are the actual shots. Jeez. Uptight much? ow.ly/29wmy #
  • 22:34 @lawschoolninja I would prefer you had a song in your heart, but, ah, well. Can't always get what ya want. #
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08 July 2010 @ 11:45 pm
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  • 00:07 >:( RT @shrutisinha: @huma_rashid I was about to express sympathy. Then I discovered your mom's Twitter. I am sorry. She has won me over. #
  • 00:08 @shrutisinha But she's insaaaaaane. :-P #
  • 13:07 Business Casual Superstar #251: Inspired by Rory Gilmore, Alexis Bledel on "Gilmore GIrls." Blah de frigging blah. ow.ly/28OU3 #
  • 13:12 In case you ever wondered, @BobBlahBlawg looks like the love child of Bigfoot and Ron Howard. #
  • 13:12 @godfatherambs You have wounded me greatly. I feel I shall never recover. :( #
  • 13:15 @godfatherambs She's a dumb whore. #
  • 13:15 @godfatherambs (But sometimes I give her a pass on SOME whorish comments/activities because she's so purdy.) #
  • 13:16 @godfatherambs You started the Tea Party movement. #
  • 13:20 @godfatherambs Because you're a crazy Tea Partying Birther who's probably headed to the Gulf Coast RIGHT NOW to dump coffee in it. :-| #
  • 13:25 @chiknpotpie Alexis Bledel? Rory Gilmore? WHAAAAT?! Citation needed! #
  • 13:48 @chiknpotpie OMG Yes. Megan Fox is seriously siliconed up. Have you seen her interviews? HER FACE BARELY MOVES. So scary!! #
  • 13:49 @chiknpotpie Honestly? I'd love to look like a little lamb in the woods like her! :-P She's absolutely adorable and squeaky. Hah. #
  • 13:53 @chiknpotpie HAHAHAHAHAHA. Aw, Chikkie. That's why I keep you around. :) Princeton Jamie ROCKED. #
  • 14:01 @JennyT8675309 That's the weekend after my birthday on the 11th! :D @lawschoolninja is coming to Chi at some point, as is @kiltsandstilts! #
  • 14:19 God, I love reading Souter's delivered opinions. So clean and pretty without any fuss or random pontification. #
  • 14:19 @JennyT8675309 YAY ROOT BEER. #
  • 14:20 @kiltsandstilts I have no idea, but @lawschoolninja is always here in spirit. :) @BobBlahBlawg @JennyT8675309 #
  • 14:22 RT @lawschoolninja: RT @Jesus_M_Christ Remember that time Lot's Wife got turned into a pillar of salt? Best Margarita Monday EVER! #
  • 14:28 @ImTyUK Oh, it's pretty morbid, and I felt a little tiny bit bad when I laughed. :-P #
  • 14:29 @lawschoolninja Madame I will thank u to STOP TALKING ABOUT MY LOINS. @MamaHoomster absolutely disavows that proper young ladies have loins. #
  • 14:32 @lawschoolninja Heeeee. I won't complain. :D But @MamaHoomster's feelings re: brown glass bottles of root beer are well established. #
  • 14:37 @lawschoolninja Oh, trust me, I was already implicated in the Shame scandal when you suggested I had loins. @MamaHoomster would NOT approve. #
  • 14:38 @BobBlahBlawg #RedSoxAreLife #
  • 15:16 How Scalia has served on SCOTUS for this long w/o being strangled by his fellow Justices around the Kraft breakfast table is beyond me. :-P #
  • 15:18 Blah, blah, blah, Im Scalia, Im going 2 prattle on for 8 pages abt bullshit that has nothing 2 do w the case b4 I wander around 2 the point. #
  • 15:49 @libliz I was reading a couple of his firearms cases. :) He's so clear and matter-of-fact. Love it. Scalia gives grammar and history lessons #
  • 17:08 @BuckeyeGuy79 This Boston girl will never shut it about the Red Sox or Celtics...or Patriots. :-P I don't care for Tom Brady though. #
  • 17:34 @lawgeekgirl Hahahahaha. Wow. WOW. Bahahaha. Jesus. #
  • 17:34 RT @lawgeekgirl: "We can't allow lowest common denominator states like MA to set standards for the country," Lafferty said. What?? #DOMA #
  • 17:38 @missbanshee @ebertchicago I believe Iranian officials already released a statement that the woman would not be put to death by stoning. #
  • 17:45 @lawgeekgirl I've just run out of things to say, you know? You can't even engage that kind of mindlessness. #
  • 17:46 Rehab 4 either violence or racism, sure. But when combined not even rehab can save him. RT @ebertchicago 2 words for Mel Gibson: Rehab now. #
  • 17:48 @BobBlahBlawg Are you still miffed at me for the Ron Howard/Bigfoot crack? If so....BAWWW CRY MOAR. :-P #CompassionFail #
  • 17:49 @MamaHoomster I ate all my snackie packs and drank too much soda and now I'm not hungry for dinner. :( #
  • 18:02 @DaveCA ...Jealous. #
  • 18:06 I'm now accepting suggesting for names of the racketeering organization I shall inevitably create. And....go. #
  • 18:17 @lyssa22 Hee hee, I like it! #
  • 18:18 @newkidonthehall @lawgeekgirl Same here! LCDs all the way. #
  • 18:19 @TazzyStar I can't believe the jury apparently bought that the mixed up his taser and his gun. WTFFFF. #
  • 18:24 @BobBlahBlawg Thankfully theyre not as long as urs. If so I'd b up where the air is totally thin & my brain wouldn't get enough oxygen. :) #
  • 18:29 @jose3tx You and I are no longer speaking. And as for you, @BobBlahBlawg, I am going to come over and punch Lily in the face. >:( #
  • 18:33 @SchantzLaw You haven't seen the vid? (Warning: violence, NSFW) www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZTbJH6BNaU&feature=related @pev7184 #
  • 18:33 @BobBlahBlawg You don't have a chimp. It ran away because it didn't like being upstaged as the Missing Link in its own home. #
  • 18:44 @amyderby HAHAHAHA. Nice. :D #
  • 18:45 RT @HEAVEryan: Supposedly Kanye's new disc wont b called "Good Ass Job" anymore which frees it up as the name 4 my plastic surgery practice. #
  • 18:47 @amyderby There's a lion farm in Illinois somewhere. I MUST FIND IT. You in? #
  • 18:48 I'm working on a tell all about how @BobBlahBlawg is basically the worst person on the planet. Who wants to do the Foreword? #
  • 18:50 @BobBlahBlawg No. You have to go sit in the corner forever. >:( #
  • 20:01 @BobBlahBlawg It can absolutely not be called that. #
  • 20:28 Even @MamaHoomster has been tricked into caring about @KingJames. She paused mid-phone conversation to hear his decision. #
  • 20:30 @lawscribe GO CELTICS!! #
  • 20:39 "I don't like him. He's not coming to Chicago. JUST FOR THE SAKE OF WINNING." -- @MamaHoomster re: @KingJames #
  • 22:23 To everyone that's always wondered, fine, here it is: @BobBlahBlawg is Team Aniston. #
  • 22:27 @BobBlahBlawg WHAT. >:( #
  • 22:30 Every lazy weekday morning, I want to watch reruns of Gilmore Girls, but @BobBlahBlawg just HAS to watch The View. He loves that Elizabeth. #
  • 22:32 @jose3tx I live to mock him. @BobBlahBlawg #
  • 22:33 @simplycoraline Yes. Sniffle. Love that Jess. So frigging hot. Rory = IDIOT. Jess also = IDIOT. Two peas in a stupid pod. :-P #
  • 22:39 @katarinaelida You go, girl. Hope they trap that bugger and get him out of your place quickly. Bleh!! #
  • 23:00 @simplycoraline San's patch up after Amy destroyed the show in S6. ONLY good thing about S6 was Jess's fabulous successful return. :-P #
  • 23:00 @simplycoraline San's is supposed to read, S7 is. :-P Weird typo. #
  • 23:03 @newkidonthehall I'm the same way. AdBlocker on Firefox (disabling Flash and .:. YT) makes me less likely to watch vids. :-P #
  • 23:07 At my wedding, I want a wedding cake that is actually just a tiered structure of cupcakes. Make it happen, @MamaHoomster . #
  • 23:11 @amyderby There's a hashtag for whenever white people do weird things. We call it #ohwhitepeople. @mirriam71 #
  • 23:42 @libliz It's okay, I was spreading lies about him. He hates the biddies on the View, as do I. #
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07 July 2010 @ 11:45 pm
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  • 23:46 @MyHalalKitchen Oooh, I'm going to tell @MamaHoomster that! She gets bad migraines occasionally. And we always have apple cider vinegar! #
  • 11:03 Midday Confessions: I still love Uncle Jesse and Aunt Becky from Full House. Cutest married couple evar. #
  • 11:21 @BuckeyeGuy79 I like Turk but I don't like Carla. :-| Also, Lily and Marshall from How I Met Your Mother have to be included as well. #
  • 12:18 @BuckeyeGuy79 I honestly don't know what it is about Carla. Sometimes I like her a lot. But generally? Meh. #
  • 17:37 Everyone should wear top hats more often. #
  • 17:40 @jobiegirl6 those too! #
  • 21:15 Papa Hoomster hates brown glass bottles, so I have to hide my root beer in my room like a common criminal. >:( #
  • 21:15 @efink Can we eat the rabbits later? #
  • 21:18 @trillian Oh, they are VERY real. :-| Sigh. #
  • 21:18 HAHA. RT @trillian: @huma_rashid are your parents real? or just some zany characters you've created to regale us with? (attn @MamaHoomster) #
  • 21:23 @WebCrush WTH?!?! That happened to my childhood BFF last year. He just told me about it. People are INSANE. :( Pobre doggie. #
  • 21:25 @libliz He hates ANYTHING in a glass bottle (even clear glass) because beer happens to come in brown glass bottles. RIDICULOUS LOGIC. #
  • 21:25 @libliz The only glass bottled drink he DOESN'T hate is Pakola, this bright electric green cream soda from Pakistan. Go figure. :-| #
  • 21:31 @libliz Yeah its good. Creamsoda w hint of mint? Vry sugary. u can ask arnd 4 it @ an Indian store. They might hv it if ur REALLY curious =P #
  • 21:58 @efink He dsnt like it bc beer also comes in brown glass bottles. =| So he pitches fits if he sees my brown root beer bottles in the fridge #
  • 22:39 Just got into a fight with @MamaHoomster bc my root beer bottle 'looks like a beer bottle' and I should 'never bring that into the house.' #
  • 22:39 Apparently, I 'can't even make that much of a sacrifice for [my] own parents.' (Sacrifice = never drinking bottled root beer again.) #
  • 22:40 I have no problem making sacrifices 4 my parents. Doing it all my life. I just prefer the sacrifices be rooted in rationality, not bullshit. #
  • 22:41 @efink No, no, the nuttiness is startlingly consistent. #
  • 22:42 I swear, my parents make me want to ditch these root beer bottles for beer bottles. Lots and lots and lots of beer bottles. #
  • 22:43 @HEAVEryan >:( You just sit there and look pretty, Peters. #
  • 22:43 @jose3tx Haha. I keep telling them that I'm going to start looking into homes. OH THEY HATE THAT SO MUCH. #
  • 22:44 @jose3tx In related news, my father wants to start his own 'chain' of Desi/Muslim nursing homes... as if one Hell wasn't enough. #
  • 22:45 @mirriam71 Muslim parents drive Muslim kids to drink. It's not even funny anymore, just cliched. :-P #
  • 22:48 @jose3tx We've decided that Bro will take my mom, and I will take my dad. We have to split them up so everyone stays sane. :-P #
  • 22:48 @mirriam71 Hahahaha. #
  • 22:49 @WebCrush OMG, BFF's dog was kidnapped for the same reason! They kept him outside too (bc he preferred that). Then one day - BAM. Stolen. #
  • 22:49 @WebCrush Also I'm soooooo glad you got your dog back! #
  • 22:53 @jose3tx Oh, our parents dont' know of our plans. :-P We're just going to ambush them one day when they're at least halfway senile. #
  • 22:57 @mudkri They don't understand that. :-P They're like WHAT IF SOMEONE COMES OVER AND SEES IT. THEY'LL THINK WE LET YOU DRINK. :-ooooooooo #
  • 22:57 @AmandaGriggs No it's not. You're just dreaming.ooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOooooooOOOOOO. #
  • 22:58 @jose3tx I think they've turned ME senile.... #ThatsNotHowItWorks #IDontCare #
  • 23:00 @WebCrush Dogs be crazy. #
  • 23:33 @WebCrush Awww. #
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06 July 2010 @ 11:45 pm
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  • 09:06 OMG I hate @metraBNSF soooo much. The express (30mins) effectively became a local (1hr) this morning. So typical. Same for @BobBlahBlawg. #
  • 09:07 IN RELATED NEWS. If I see another @metraBNSF billboard that says "Always On Time," Imma deface it. >:( Haaaate. #
  • 09:07 @DaveCA Are you in court or at a family gathering? :-P #
  • 09:49 @DaveCA Yikes. o_O Reminds me of that Behind the Laughs Simpsons ep where they all bring their lawyers to Thanksgiving dinner. #
  • 10:13 @DaveCA "Let record show that council for D stuffed D into a canvas sack and ran out of the room with it while calling for brief recess." #
  • 10:19 @BobBlahBlawg I did, but then I used all the money to buy sandwiches, and now I only have a backpack. :( #
  • 10:36 @BobBlahBlawg NO BACON EVER. >:( How dare you, Sir. In related news, I have trail mix. Even though trail mix is for goobers. #
  • 10:59 I made my professor explain money laundering to me three times because it sounds a lot like what I do every month.. :-| #lawschool #
  • 11:10 @hhwoo Aww, sad. :( I love the #UP so much. #
  • 13:57 @DaveCA YES! :D Kevin was guilty of insider trading. Heh. #
  • 16:32 @abbietoeknee That's why I just take caffeine pills. :-| At least, during the last month of the semester when I'm dying. #
  • 16:33 @mainelawyer HAHAHAHA. Nothing against your wife's cooking, but...oh, you poor man. We need to get you a good cut of meat, stat. :-P #
  • 16:38 @abbietoeknee Oddly enough, no. I get nauseous if I take it on a full or empty stomach. So I take it in between meals and it works great! #
  • 16:38 @lawschoolninja <:3O~ #
  • 16:51 @lawschoolninja You simmer down over there, Missy. SIMMER DOWN. #
  • 17:24 @lawschoolninja IDEA. When you get your present, you should give it to me. #
  • 17:31 YAY! LINDSAY LOHAN IS GOING TO JAIL! WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME HAPPY? ...Aw. I'm a bad person, aren't I? :( #
  • 17:33 @lawschoolninja Sure, I'll take it. Then I'll set it on fire and leave it on your doorstep. :) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEE. #
  • 17:36 @libliz Oh, I doubt she'll get the message this way, either. She'll be back to snorting coke after 30 days...when she's released. :-P #
  • 17:36 @littlefrogling Heh heh heh. Let's just all be evil together. :-P @EnfantProdige @libliz #
  • 19:09 @lawschooltech Ohhh, that was a GOOD ONE. :D Hee hee. #
  • 19:15 RT @akhilak: RT @nitsapizza: In Congo, "death toll is the equivalent of an Asian Tsunami every 6.5 months; a September 11th every 2.5 days." #
  • 19:28 Allie ("Bridezilla") on this episode of Cake Bosses needs to be hit in the mouth. Seriously. What a bzitch. This woman is the worst woman. #
  • 20:23 @BobBlahBlawg She'd be all BLARRRRGH EVERYONE'S OUT TO GET MEEEEEH YAAAAAR and you'd be all SHUT IT CRACKHEAD. #
  • 20:23 @BobBlahBlawg Except, knowing you, you'd probably ask her out. And then she'd spill cocaine all over you at some point and you'd go to jail. #
  • 20:24 @BobBlahBlawg And then you'd call me and be like HELP MEEEEEEEE and I'd be all SHUT IT CRACKHEAD. >:( Circle of Life. And Crackheads. #
  • 21:28 Oh, Doctor Who, you can reverse the polarity of my neutron flow anytime! #WhatDoesThatEvenMean #
  • 21:29 @afpakchannel And to think, one of the first Islamic edicts was to end practices like that against newborn girls. So awful. #
  • 21:30 @afpakchannel Er, meaning the mother of newborn girls by extension, duh. #
  • 21:31 @akhilak Haha, thanks. I put it up to mock my buddy who has a pic of himself also posing in shades in front of his webcam. :-P #
  • 21:45 @DaveCA And yet I have still not seen the pikchurz you assured me I would see. :-| #
  • 21:45 @kiltsandstilts Whoever that is, dude needs to CRY MOAR. Lame. #
  • 22:33 OMG It feels surprisingly liberating to put together business casual outfits for under like $200-$300 for @carolynelefant's blog. :-P #money #
  • 23:27 SEE? >:( You jerks never believe me when I say honey fixes all things. RT @MyHalalKitchen: taking some honey for an upset stomach.... #
  • 23:29 .@MyHalalKitchen Oh, nothing. I try to fix everyone with honey, and they all think I'm crazy. :-P #
  • 23:33 @godfatherambs I will punch your cat in the face. #
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05 July 2010 @ 11:45 pm
Reasonably prudent tweets similarly situated.

  • 01:09 Late Night Confessions: As a kid, I never thought I was 'cool' enough to eat frosted shredded wheat cereal. Why that required coolness, IDK. #
  • 01:10 @MyHalalKitchen The lecture finished super late and we did a quick jaunt thru the bazaar, but had to leave. Sorry I couldn't come by! :( #
  • 01:10 @number27 And I'll tell them that the Tooth Fairy filed bankruptcy and won't give out money anymore, either. :D #
  • 01:21 @lawschoolninja It's okay, we're in a recession. No one wins at Monopoly during a recession. #Logic #
  • 10:49 While I'm doing my Crim reading &learning how 2 launder money I hope @BobBlahBlawg is learning how 2 defend me against $ laundering charges. #
  • 12:16 @BobBlahBlawg THEN WHAT IS THE POINT OF OUR RELATIONSHIP?! >:( You make things so difficult. #
  • 12:16 @BobBlahBlawg But I've thought it over & I MIGHT agree *IF* you give me a list of ppl that I *am* allowed to kick under the table in court. #
  • 12:28 @smutqueen I don't think I'm allowed to procreate. #
  • 12:29 @smutqueen Apparently if you play with fire too often they revoke your privileges. #
  • 13:27 Gma Hoomster often forgets that in order to answer the phone when my other Gma calls, she must first turn the phone on. #
  • 13:32 @smutqueen Allow me to happily remove said temptation from your path. :D #
  • 15:04 I like this! RT @RayBeckerman: I don't do followfriday anymore. #ff=friends to follow. Do it any day. Less spam, clutter, pressure. #
  • 15:36 @CowgirlLawyer <3 #
  • 15:45 About to go make AWESOME cheesecake. Will upload a pic, and then you'll all be SUPER JEALOUS. #
  • 16:19 Homemade cheesecake w fresh strawberry topping & chocolate sauce & caramel. Will hate myself after. twitpic.com/22rc1e #
  • 16:48 [COMIC] Happy Belated Independence Day, or, @BobBlahBlawg does this to me every year. >:( Hideous troll. ow.ly/27gVE #
  • 16:54 @mainelawyer Hah! You're probably partially right on that one, actually. :-P #
  • 16:54 @BobBlahBlawg Change your twitter name to @BobBblawg or @BobBobBlawg already. It'd make things easier for me. #cannottype #
  • 18:34 @kiltsandstilts Until August, nerd. :D #
  • 21:59 @bmotes Haha, if you reread the post, you'll see that's what I focused on first: wool, navy, two button, then brands in diff price ranges. #
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