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• 09:28 Eid Mubarak! #
• 09:32 Business Casual Superstar #79: Unfugged: Eva Longoria after getting sucked into a sewing machine: ow.ly/Gexh #
• 09:50 Today's Eid ul Adha. Darling Bro DEFINITELY just went to Eid prayer at the masjid wearing a black belt and brown shoes. I HAVE FAILED. #
• 13:25 @JennySangASong ...The bro was wearing navy socks. :-| We have all failed. #
• 14:37 Chicken Soup for the Non Muslim's Soul: A quick mini-lesson on Hajj and Eid-al-Adha. ow.ly/GinW #
• 14:41 @shinyspecialone I've backed into a tree. It was oddly hilarious. And no damage. Otherwise it would not have been hilarious. :-| #
• 17:30 @onlynoor Not all of them. A lot of them, probably, but not all or most of them by any means. :-P #
• 17:46 @LisaD35 I bought those the last time you tweeted the deal. OMG NATURALS SHOWER GEL IS FABULOUS. :-O #
• 18:02 I just bought way more awesome-scented bodywash than any woman could possibly ever need. Whoops. #
• 21:27 Aladdin is an awesome Disney male, but Phillip from Sleeping Beauty will always be my favorite. Swoon. ♥ #
• 22:03 RT @sclarkbar: @huma_rashid what about prince Eric?! | :-O Prince Eric was a putz! Hated him! Loved his dog. :-P #
• 22:03 RT @alexlobov: @huma_rashid as far as Disney females go, Princess Jasmine FTW! | Oh, God, yes. Jasmine HANDS DOWN! #
• 22:04 @BobBlahBlawg I've been makin' movies, makin' songs, and foightin' 'round the world. #
• 23:04 @coloradosumi Create. Kill. Count. Create new measuring life, like a baby. Kill EVERYONE else in the problem. Count 21 yrs. See if it vests. #
• 23:13 @BobBlahBlawg Haaa. You are SO drunk. And I am going to bed. Go lie down on a sponge, you lush. :-P #

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• 11:47 Business Casual Superstar: The one where a tiff with Mama Hoomster leads to 5 under $50 at Vicky's Secret: ow.ly/FVe5 #
• 15:03 @onlynoor Aww, thanks, Noor. :) That means so much. I replied to your comments, btw. :) #
• 15:04 Today's "Overheard in Law School" is brought to you courtesy of @WorstLawStudent. ow.ly/FXKZ #

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• 11:22 Business Casual Superstar #78: Blake Lively and her sweater puppies. ow.ly/FCtA #
• 11:55 @trillian awwww!!! #
• 14:27 Sometimes I wish I had teh testicular fortitude to carry a little blankie around with me everywhere I went. I don't, though. #
• 14:35 @AsunUnique Ha! You're just amused when I make a fool out of myself. :-D I'm actually considering it, though... #
• 17:08 Papa Hoomster bought me TWO new coats! His approval rating is soaring. Things are looking good if he decides to run for reelection in 2012. #
• 17:18 @knownasf That's OK - grad students suck! =P Go tell him you heard of an associate professorship in English that was open. Then yell PSYCHE! #
• 17:27 @knownasf Hahaha. Funny, though. :-D Torturing grad students, not Torts. Bah, torts. Good luck! #
• 20:20 @mynameisdom Sometimes I wish I had a Hobbes. I had real friends. But I wanted a Hobbes, too. :) #
• 20:20 @mynameisdom In related news, I am greedy. :-| #
• 20:21 @kmercier21 Ooooh, let's hear more about Eye Candy. :-P Maybe he and Hugh1Laurie are friends? I bet they are. :-P #
• 20:38 @SaraLang Oh, god, it was so painful. :-P Aaaaa, poor Rachel! And I don't even like her all that much! #
• 21:41 Papa Hoomster: 1001 Arabian Nights is filled with *such* indescribable wit and depth and brilliance. And it's total bullshit. [HA!] #
• 21:42 @kmercier21 There's this 1L here who looks just like Hugh Laurie from House. We call him Hugh1Laurie. :-P #
• 21:50 @kmercier21 Same to you! :) #
• 22:14 @efink Oddly enough, it's my dad's fave book 2! I want 2 know Y he thinks it's BS. Ill check that out - read a ton of Barth in college. #

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• 10:24 @JennySangASong Oh, God. hahaha! #
• 18:09 @mynameisdom Alliteration is always awesome. #
• 19:08 Grrrr. I am sick of studying, and I am sick of being Huma Rashid. I'm going to go be a dinosaur for an hour. Rawr. #
• 19:11 @DaveCA I like that. I think I'll take this opportunity to go outside and roar and scare the BEJEESUS out of Neighbor Boy's devil terrier. #
• 19:23 @ssaeed2 Sure! What are you having trouble with? And where are you applying? #
• 19:28 @alikat0224 Law school student. Whole different kind of hell. I'd LOVE to be a college student. College was a cake walk. :( #
• 19:28 @ssaeed2 Sure you can email or call me. Email's probably better - my phone's dead. :-P i am neglectful. This is why I cant have nice things. #
• 20:03 Rawwr! Still a dinosaur. Just scared the CRAP out of Neighbor Boy's DemonDog. Now to go eat my dinner very messily. #DinosaursDontUseTwitter #
• 21:40 @BobBlahBlawg No prob, Bob. #
• 21:41 @number27 T-Rex, duh! :-D Velociraptors are awesome though. I also like the stegasaurus. #
• 21:41 Papa Hoomster said dinosaurs don't get chocolate-covered baklava. So I'm me again. (...rawr.) #
• 22:04 OMG Wanted (McAvoy, Jolie, Freeman) is TERRIBLE. How could anyone like this garbage? Me, bro + gang have been ripping on it since the start. #
• 22:06 @DaveCA It's LAUGHABLY bad. The rats just blew up. RATS W BOMBS MAN. How many strung out college idiots have come up w that idea? Millions?! #
• 22:07 @webcrush And to see Angelina Jolie's bony naked ass and toothpick arms/legs. She's so gorgeous when she actually EATS. #
• 22:11 @webcrush He's cute, but the character/part was OBNOXIOUS. And all the violence/gore? Mindless smut! Passion of the Christ all over again. #
• 22:15 @webcrush He also drops his new fashion line, Leper Chic. #
• 22:19 @madeinkowloon Her tattoos were kinda cool, but OH MY GOD her bony ass and toothpick arms? How is that healthy, let alone attractive? #
• 22:24 @Kelsmishaps Thank you! It was actually insultingly dumb. Can't believe I sat through it all. (Barely. And with lots of mocking.) #
• 22:28 @number27 I honestly can't believe I sat through the whole thing just now. Probably for the mocking. But yeah i'd have walked out too. #
• 22:31 @amjay5785 HAHAHAHA. :-P #
• 22:39 @webcrush ...I'd sit around and wait for an hour if someone was handing out cupcakes. I would. =/ @DaveCA #
• 22:43 @DaveCA ..I just wait til everyone's in the meeting then walk past & casually steal brownies. =( @BobBlahBlawg can attest to this. @webcrush #
• 22:44 @JoshCamson I didn't even know it existed. I know so little about these things. I'll have to check it out! :) #
• 22:59 RT @adamcoomes: Haha love this "Google Wave was built to show younger people how older people feel when they try to use the internet" [HA!] #
• 23:09 @JennyT8675309 Hate when that happens! But enjoy the extra sleep. :-D And REFUSE to feel guilty about it! #
• 23:22 @AmandaGriggs You gotta say NO KITTY THAT'S A BAD KITTY. #

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• 08:47 It's amazing just how quickly they correct you when you try to order a "medium" anything at @Starbucks. I WILL NOT USE YOUR TERMINOLOGY. #
• 08:51 @vaughnchicago I don't like their coffee (they burn it instead of roasting it) but the espresso truffle (hot chocolate w 3 shots) is GREAT. #
• 08:51 @equilibriumgirl YEAH TAKE THAT! I showed them. :-D #
• 08:52 @mglickman It's hot chocolate with three shots of espresso. :-P I hate their straight-up coffee. But this concoction is gooood. #
• 08:52 @no634 I WILL NOT SIR. #
• 08:55 @twssjunkie Ooh, that's a good one. #
• 09:03 Apparently my cramps are so legendary & visibly apparent that even male classmates who barely know me stop to ask how Im feeling today. #TMI #
• 09:09 WOOT. Business Casual Superstar #76: The one where Ryan Bailey Howard is a hipster and I'm cool with that. ow.ly/ET2E #
• 09:21 @equilibriumgirl ...I've been known to take Vicodin. =/ They get THAT bad. @smutqueen #
• 09:22 @BobBlahBlawg I am sitting alone in our row. It is cold. And Ford keeps looking at me like he expects me to know things. >:( #
• 09:24 @equilibriumgirl Yeah I'm doing that this week. :) WOOT. LIBERATION. #
• 09:25 @DaveCA Oh, that's just obnoxious. Sweet tea can't be enjoyed unless it's a large. Same for iced caramel lattes. #
• 09:29 @kromagnino Okay, THAT is going in my Overheard in Law Skool series on my blog. :-D WIN. #
• 09:35 @madeinkowloon I KNOW. I thought the same thing. But it works sometimes. What can I say? #
• 09:43 @Kurristy Awesome! :-D #
• 10:05 @legalgeekery Great post idea! MIne's mostly Mozart, Bach, and random baroque music. #
• 10:19 @heathrlee Awwww!!! #
• 10:30 @Laura412 @madeinkowloon Law Skool Musical (Judy Prudence and Leonard Hand's Descent into 1Hell) is GOING to happen, you guys! :-D Whee! #
• 10:31 @Laura412 What was he singing? inquiring minds need to know. :-D I hope it was standards. Or rap. Obscene rap. #
• 10:38 @Laura412 Hahaha. Well, it's finals season. The song's appropriate. :-P #
• 10:39 Burning the crud out of your finger isn't as bad when you have Scooby Doo Band-Aids. Mystery Machine FTW! #
• 10:42 @BobBlahBlawg BAND-AID WIN. You don't get a vote. You hate everything. #
• 10:44 @smutqueen ...I like princesses. I hope to be one one day. #
• 10:45 @smutqueen Oh, God, no, I'm not. The other day he yelled at me for 'talking too fast.' o_O WTF. #
• 10:48 @lauramclaura This is why we're friends, and why @BobBlahBlawg is just a hater. And not even an efficient one, like me. #
• 10:58 @TheGoriWife @equilibriumgirl I'm glad there are a few of us left, fighting the good fight against @Starbucks terminology. :-P #
• 19:42 OMG Papa Hoomster has been talking for an hour. I'm tired of pretending to listen. :( Fathers are exhausting. #
• 20:06 @godfatherambs I'm here, whore. Rant away. #
• 20:09 @godfatherambs I already hate you, you freaking slut. But whatever. #

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• 23:51 @lawschoolninja OMG I LOVE IT. #
• 00:18 @lawschoolninja That is the most brilliant thing anyone has ever said to me ever. #
• 10:22 Business Casual Superstar #75: The one where I'm sleepy and you already know the drill. ow.ly/EBx7 #
• 10:22 @efink My old college prof LOVED puns. I always used to yell "LAME" after he made 1. If I didn't say lame, he'd yell, HUMA PAY ATTENTION! =P #
• 10:35 You know what's underrated? Hugs. Hugs and lima beans. In that order. #
• 10:38 @ahough404 Awesome! :-D I love JCrew majorly, but I think carefully before I spend $$ there. #
• 11:22 @number27 Woot! They really are a charming bean. #
• 11:36 Since 2007, my G-ma, who can only kinda sorta read English, thought that FLOTUS Mrs. Obama's name was pronounced "Mitchell." #
• 13:57 @amber_cunigan @amandagriggs @bobblahblawg This makes me really irrationally happy, you guys. i48.tinypic.com/21975hd.jpg #
• 18:24 Haaaa. Was almost punched for calling Canada "America's Hat." Then I said I didn't even know what street Canada was on. Love it. #
• 20:37 @JoshCamson Oh, I fight very dirty. it's true. And then I run. #
• 21:20 @kromagnino WTFFFFFFFFFF. #
• 21:30 @kromagnino Yeah, I just found that too. :-P hahaha. Now I look like a phool. But whatever. Nothing new. @webcrush #
• 21:32 @Randyy_Mean Your mom. #
• 21:34 @kromagnino It's an awful, awful 'joke.' Ugh. Still grossed out. Have a good night yourself! :) #
• 21:40 @bleibel Ugh I've got 2 get those taken care of at some point 2. It'd B whorish 2 wait until after finals, huh? Yeah, that's what I thought. #
• 21:43 @EbonyStarr55 HAHAHAHAHA. You've been cracking me up all night! #
• 21:49 @EbonyStarr55 I'm good. I'm not watching the AMAs but I am THOROUGHLY enjoying the commentary! :-D #
• 21:49 @bleibel Hahahaha. Oh, God, you would, too. #
• 21:52 @godfatherambs I'll always love you, whore. :) As long as I'm hopped up on pills, I'll always love you. <3 #
• 21:54 @Randyy_Mean Wait wait, what are we WTFing about? I must know! #
• 21:55 @godfatherambs THAT TWEET WAS EDITED WHAT THE FUCK I DID NOT SAY SUCH THINGS. #
• 22:14 @EbonyStarr55 EXACTLY. #
• 22:30 @phillygrrl @tazzystar I did the same with Mama Hoomster! Tons of Lata and Rafi! :-D #

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• 13:17 Speaking of Law Skool Musical, definitely just came up with an entire parody of Lady Gaga's "Just Dance." Calling it "Jurispru-dance." HA. #
• 13:17 Also, no one was speaking of Law Skool Musical. Just me. Let's not lie. #
• 13:41 @number27 Oh, I am, trust me. ;-) @BobBlahBlawg and @mynameisdom are in charge of the muzak. :-P #
• 13:51 @coloradosumi That's AWESOME! Hahaha! #
• 13:53 Business Casual Superstar #74: Reader Request: Kristen Kreuk (Smallville), who my brother's been in love w for YEARS. ow.ly/EmSc #
• 17:24 @smutqueen I took off my pants for a couple hours today. Way to go, Katie. Embrace the #nopants. #
• 17:28 Today's Overheard in Law Skool is brought to you by @TheSenator: ow.ly/EoCN #
• 17:51 @phillygrrl Bahahaha! My brother loved that. #
• 17:54 @smutqueen In my defense, I'm not a whore. I just play one online. I'm actually a whorish prude. #
• 18:23 @uhhleeahh LOVE Noah and the Whale! #
• 18:25 Papa Hoomster FLIPPED OUT because the movie me and my bro are watching had the F word in it. We are 23 and 17 respectively. #fail #
• 18:27 @libliz Thank GOD, no. :-D And he never shall if I have anything to say about. Parental blocks work both ways. Heeeeeee. #
• 19:31 @Cynicor Hahahahaha. #

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• 09:31 HA! Ben thinks Hugh1Laurie looks like Hugh Laurie, too! I win. H1L is mixing things up today - stubble AND glasses. Whoa! #
• 09:39 @eldestmuse I really liked that article you tweeted about yesterday - by Jackie Kessler? It explained it all really well. #
• 09:41 @celebitches Thanks for the link to my blog yesterday, guys. :) I was wondering why I got so many hits! #
• 09:45 @BobBlahBlawg Re: our search terms convo yesterday, the answer is "Hoomster," isn't it? :) You nerd. #
• 09:47 @Nathaniel_Smith I understand the eroticism of vampires, but HOLY CRAP STOP IT PEOPLE TWILIGHT SUCKS. #
• 09:49 @Not_JaneAusten :( I just found out you were leaving Twitter this morning. Boooooooo!!! #
• 09:53 @AsunUnique Hugh1Laurie likes to check out other girls that walk by as we sit. I only caught him checking me out once. Eh. =/ #
• 09:54 @madeinkowloon @Nathaniel_Smith You two be quiet. :-P I would rather shoot myself in the face than be dragged off to see New Moon. FAIL. #
• 09:54 @madeinkowloon Also I only like Sparkles Pattinson for his jawline. Otherwise boyfriend needs a Lysol bath with a Brillo pad as a loofah. =P #
• 09:55 @Not_JaneAusten Why in the world is this psychopath stalking you?! That's insane! I mean, I get PPD and such, but...srsly! #
• 10:01 Business Casual Superstar: Reader Request for cute black peacoats! ow.ly/E36L #
• 10:03 @AsunUnique Hahahahaha! You, sir, are a smooth-talker. :) #
• 10:05 @smutqueen Me too. :) #
• 10:08 @TheSenator LOL I get what you mean. But I have no boobs. I think the commercials are STELLAR. :-P Hahahaha! #
• 10:25 @TheSenator Ooooh, I could see that working really well. You're right, they've got INSANE proportions. #
• 10:30 @BobBlahBlawg :-O Well...your face is creepy. SO THERE TAKE THAT JERK. #
• 10:32 @teasingdiverse Awww. Cutest idea ever, Amanda. :) #
• 10:44 @BobBlahBlawg 'Startlingly handsome' doesn't sound like something I would say at all. You fail at impersonating me. Also you are too tall. #
• 10:53 RT @fierytalent: @huma_rashid can't believe I find a property law fan to be a fun person- but she is! #ff [Bahaha! Aw, thanks! <3] #
• 11:08 @Not_JaneAusten That's good. :) Hopefully the whole mess will be done with soon! #
• 14:53 @shudson24 Nothng wrong w enjoyng anythng - but the mass hysteria? Thats entirely unreasonable! Mass hysteria alwys freaks me out. @webcrush #
• 19:01 @shudson24 That's true. The 'bite my baby's head, PLZ!" & tattooing ur entire back w an Edward quote, chasing RP/KS/TL thru strts is NUTS... #
• 19:02 @shudson24 but simply liking bks prlly isnt that bad. Im just high strung. :-P And I think the writing quality is HEINOUS, so there's that. #
• 19:03 @shudson24 Also i worry about young girls thinking almost killing urself bc a boy left you is romantic/sign of tru love, etc, etc. #
• 19:04 OMG. I was SUCH a mess all day. Now I'm in bed, hopped up on pills, and it's only 7PM. Fail. #
• 19:12 @DaveCA Okay. Fair enough. #

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• 09:14 I took too many painkillers this morning. It's going to be an interesting couple of hours. #
• 09:17 Business Casual Superstar #73: Unfugged: whatever this hideous thing is that Aisha Tyler is wearing. ow.ly/DHwV #
• 09:25 @TheSenator I hear that! These BCS posts have really tested my will power when it comes to my credit card. :-P Whoops. #
• 09:31 @TheSenator Aw! That's so sweet of you. :) #
• 09:48 @eldestmuse Read that too fast and thought you 'successfully took [your] nap,' and I was suddenly really happy for you. One of those days. #
• 09:52 @eldestmuse 3/4lb burgers are AWESOME. As are naps. And weeks that end on Thursdays. I have a mini weekend on Wednesdays. Those R nice too. #
• 09:59 @eldestmuse OH MY GOD THAT'S SO AWESOME. #
• 10:01 @libertyluver Free for lunch today or R U bizzay? :) I want a monster burger. U R my monster-burger-haver-with-er. Working on better title. #
• 10:14 @eldestmuse Oh no! Best of luck with finals. :) And a big YAY for freaking not being a 2L anymore. #
• 10:16 @mynameisdom OH MY GOD NERD. #
• 10:28 Today's Overheard in Law School brought to you by @AsunUnique ow.ly/DIZP #
• 10:33 @AsunUnique I can imagine - I felt a little embarrassed reading it, but ti was just so damn funny. :-P #
• 10:51 @ahough404 ...You are awesome. No ideas, just...you are AWESOME. #
• 12:48 @libertyluver Um....sure? Remind me closer to the date. :-P And that's okay, I had a brown bag anyway. It's for the best. :-P #
• 12:49 Eating a 4x4 inch brownie in under 3 minutes definitely wasn't one of my better ideas. Oog. #
• 13:00 @lauramclaura WUT. #
• 13:42 @JoyMikhael Yay! Have a blast in Vegas!! #
• 14:21 Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN. BATMAN. #
• 14:37 @alikat0224 AHAHAHAHAHA! You are fucking awesome. #
• 14:43 @BobBlahBlawg The cable-knit pattern on your sweater is really confusing me today. Also, I hope I don't get called on. #
• 14:48 @katysheehan You're the second person that tweeted me to say that. :-D Heeee. #
• 15:14 @amandagriggs Text/email me as soon as you know anything! #
• 17:37 @AmandaGriggs OK thank god. :) #
• 20:46 @BobBlahBlawg you got mad at me for the tylol so i took your advice nad took avdil and now i'm in a coma. see i listen to you. #
• 20:50 @hisgalfriday no. #
• 21:16 red john yeah. #
• 21:31 @DaveCA bloody sad faces. #

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• 09:41 Being Facebook Friends with my young AUSA former legal writing prof makes me feel like I'm stalking him. Win. #
• 09:44 @BobBlahBlawg Ugly Bob? But...you told me your name was Handsome Bob! Ah! He's so hideously ugly! And I'm pregnant w his child! HAHAHAHAHA!! #
• 09:50 @legalninjaKris I think Dunkin Donuts still has it - and theirs is so much better bc they don't burn their coffee, they roast it. :-P #
• 09:50 @Laura412 I'm not allowed to eat mustard out in public because I ALWAYS get it on my jeans. Stay clean, I'm rootin' for ya! #
• 09:51 Business Casual Superstar #72: The one where you just add a little gin... tinyurl.com/ykyh4mb #
• 10:02 @BobBlahBlawg "Terrance and Philip: Not Without My Anus." I'm calling you Ugly Bob from now on, btw. #
• 10:07 @madeinkowloon It's a joke. :-P #
• 10:28 Hahaha, someone found my blog by searching "rail thin & boyish." #
• 10:41 G-ma says I sound like I have The Black Cough (trans. from Urdu). She always thinks I'm dying. #
• 10:50 @kiltsandstilts 1Ls can get lawyer gigs after their first semester, just not before or during. :) #
• 10:57 @kiltsandstilts Ignore me, didn't see the part that said 'lawyer,' glossed over that & understood it to mean a job doing lawyerly things. :) #
• 11:10 @trabernlaw @pourmecoffee Not Christopher Walken? :-D #
• 11:19 @mynameisdom Nerd. #
• 13:40 In the #SummerofTaliban violence, my nani blames the US for all of Pakistan's problems, but still watches Oprah in the morning. :) #
• 13:59 Step 1: Underpants. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit. #
• 14:07 RT @phillygrrl: Guilty Confession #2: I bought another ridiculously pink and frothy dress I shall never wear. [I have 1 too. Fail 4 us. =P] #
• 14:35 @Bellafan Twilight sucks. #
• 15:54 Darling Bro opening mail from Netflix: OH YEAH, BEOWULF: DIRECTOR'S CUT. o_O #wtf #
• 17:33 @Bellafan The books and the movies both suck. I read 1, 2, and part of 4 just for the LOLZ/trainwreck. HORRID. I weep for our youth. #
• 18:42 @lawschoolninja Eustace will happily take his nephew/niece under his wing. What is your little one's name? Ezekiel? I bet it's Ezekiel. #
• 19:05 @lawschoolninja Eustace is going to be so happy! They can get together and play bridge and bitch about the damn kids on their lawns. #
• 19:17 @DaveCA Your ulcer should have a female name. That is, if U ever feel the need to name her. Hortense? Brunilda? Ernestine? I like Ernestine. #
• 19:19 Me too. :-P RT @madeinkowloon: Oh my gosh mememe preese! :O RT @ShopItToMe: Follow @ShopItToMe. Win Louboutins! bit.ly/1UyAqp #
• 19:21 @DaveCA No. <|Q-<-^\ That's a witch sitting on a broom with her legs folded over it. She has a ponytail. #
• 20:40 @madeinkowloon Elmira sounds like Elvira. I like Ester, but that's Madonna's Jewish name. I still like Ernestine. Antiquated. @DaveCa #
• 20:41 @madeinkowloon @DaveCA And after all, ulcers have to have antiquated names because they are cranky old bitches. #
• 21:28 @madeinkowloon ...No. *hides* I'm being difficult, I know. But I'm very invested in... @DaveCA 's ulcer? :-P HA. I'M INSANE. #
• 21:29 @AmandaGriggs Glee was kind of disappointing, but also kind of awesome. *\\o//* #
• 21:30 OMG Butters has grown a backbone! He's on his way to being a little smartass! My baby is growing up. #SouthPark #

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• 08:42 @LegalCookie Eustace is what I have named my ulcer. @lawschoolninja #
• 08:43 My kingdom for a box of Samoa cookies. (I'm too lazy to make them myself. Also I hear baking is frowned upon in class.) #
• 08:48 @LegalCookie You can make them. I have and they're lovely. Just because you're a psycho purist/elitist... ;-) #
• 08:49 @equilibriumgirl Oh, I know! And the dirty looks you get when you're melting down caramel... :-P #
• 09:05 @LegalCookie I'll infringe on your face with my fists. #
• 09:06 Oh, God. Hugh1Laurie. It's been a week and a half, and he still looks delightful. (Now that he's rocking the stubble again, that is.) #
• 09:09 @Randyy_Mean I'd just steal his gold then. Leprechauns are evil. Especially the invisible ones that tell me to burn things. #
• 09:10 @BobBlahBlawg You are so rotten to me. And I'm only ever nice to you. #
• 09:13 @madeinkowloon See, requesting is fine. At least you don't forbid people to shave their beards. :-P Whoops. #
• 09:21 @madeinkowloon @LegalCookie Bahahaha. Maybe there SHOULD be an _ in your name. Everyone knows it's fancier. #
• 09:22 Chicago's Harold Washington Library (I'm a-lookin' at it right now) named 4th ugliest building in the world. QUA?! ow.ly/D3zY #
• 09:27 @BobBlahBlawg Are U still crying about :8( flu? Ugh. You are such a girl. Besides, what's mine is yours & vice versa. We've discussed this. #
• 09:32 @LegalCookie THANK YOU. At least you appreciate my generosity. @BobBlahBlawg #
• 09:40 @LegalCookie I would have thought that if I appeared to be thanking you for something, you'd realize I wasn't being srs... @BobBlahBlawg #
• 09:40 @lawschoolninja Memos really are the worst kind of whores. #
• 09:41 @AsunUnique Bahahaha! Maybe he has a thing for emo chicks, who knows? :-D Oh, the game is afoot. And Hugh1Laurie is gone... #
• 09:42 @AsunUnique No. Right now it is a Friendship- because I am HONGRAY and @BobBlahBlawg refuses to get me nomz. #
• 09:46 @BobBlahBlawg I get to be stretch gal. (@LegalCookie won't get the joke & will come here running to say WELL DUH YOU ARE A GAL. Just watch.) #
• 09:51 @madeinkowloon You'll get in, because #lawschools like making money. No guarantees for the job market, though. :-P #
• 09:56 @Lbergus WHOA MAN BLOWING MY MIND HERE. #
• 10:00 @LegalCookie Hahahaha. Oh, Cookie. It feels so good to talk like this again. <3 #
• 10:16 @ExpertParalegal I used to love the cartoon show on UPN or WB or whatever. But Doctor Who ruined it all for me. :( #
• 10:22 @shudson24 Thr R #deez1Ls this yr- girl is tall redhd, boy med height, Desi. :-O OUR INVERTED PAIR. @madeinkowloon @AsunUnique @BobBlahBlawg #
• 11:07 I don't like Google Wave. It's scary. I'm avoiding it. I am also resistant to change. #
• 11:15 @shudson24 I tried it. It skurred me. =/ I'm ignoring all the waves. #
• 11:15 @lyssa22 That episode (and the delivery there) is CHILLING. Love it!! #
• 11:54 ConLaw needs to be OVER. I have a future interest in FSA in a sandwich. Come on, people. SANDWICH. SO MY LIFE CAN MAKE SENSE AGAIN. #
• 12:30 @BobBlahBlawg :( You always eat my sammiches. Then you order me to make more. You need to start pulling your weight around here, nerdface. #
• 12:30 @nevillem For me? Anything with some kind of meat, cheese, mustard, and jalapenos. :-D I am easy to please. #
• 14:06 @nevillem Oh, God, I love jalapenos. Fave pizza toppings? Pineapple and jalapeno, even. I will put them on ANYTHING. #
• 14:09 @BobBlahBlawg The honey center in these things is gross. I can't believe I just said that. #
• 14:12 @BobBlahBlawg I looked over at her to gauge if I could spit that far, and she caught me and gave me a weird look. #
• 20:23 @susanemb Oh, God, Liason campaigns. :-P I won't mention those again if you won't. Hee. #

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• 07:17 @lawschoolninja @shudson24 Honey. :-| For everything. I feel very strongly about this. :-| .... :-P #
• 08:47 @OfficeStylist Um...Whoa. I think I might have to check that out. Thanks for the link! #
• 09:28 My brother started reading the True Blood books I won from @penguinusa and was like, "Ugh, they're so lame. You'd love them, Huma." Hahaha. #
• 09:31 @knownasf @madeinkowloon I've never seen True Blood but damn, he's a looker! That undone bowtie....giggity. #
• 09:33 @equilibriumgirl Hahaha, he read like 20 pages and then put it down. Hasn't touched them since. :-P Boys. What can you do? (He's 16.) #
• 09:34 @kalsoom82 His heart will never hold up. :-P We were worried about McCain dying; there's no way Uncle Dick will prevail. #
• 09:42 @kalsoom82 If she does, it'll be the most entertaining race ever. There's no way she has the chops to win. It'll be laughable. #
• 09:46 @kalsoom82 Yeah but liberals wld rather die thn support hr (obvs) & she turnd off LOTS of Moderates/Centrists with views AND stupidity in 08 #
• 09:47 @equilibriumgirl I can't wait until winter break when I have enough time to read. :-D #
• 09:51 RT @Rex7: Podcast Ipsa Loquitur: Law Skoo Tuition Hikes, Facebook alibi, Huma's swine flu, and 6 Rules for Social Media ff.im/-bxKDl #
• 09:52 @kalsoom82 Remember that interview with Couric where she ENDED HER SENTENCE WITH "AND" - so flipping funny! :-D #
• 10:03 @lawschoolninja Your mom? Your mom. OMG WAS IT YOUR MOM? :-O :-P #
• 10:06 Law Blog Law Bombs 11/16: The ABA helps w private loans; Slavoj Zizek on Berlin Wall; law skoo is NOT a good investment. ow.ly/CLL3 #
• 10:07 @lawschoolninja Mama Hoomster is suspicious of Twitter. She thinks I use it to talk to boys. :-O #
• 10:10 @AsunUnique I'm back at skoo. Sitting in CivPro. I havent been contagious since Weds/Thurs. Trying my best to cough on @BobBlahBlawg though. #
• 10:11 @AsunUnique Millions?! You make me sound like a Twhore. #
• 10:12 @Nathaniel_Smith Ugh. :( No good. Whatever, I guess we'll all just have to get creative! :) #
• 10:15 @lawschoolninja ...Please dont' tell Mama Hoomster of my twexploits. #
• 10:16 @AsunUnique That's hurtful. :( You're just mad because I called you a weenie that day. #
• 10:18 @JoyMikhael Waffles. You want waffles. Trust. #
• 10:29 @kiltsandstilts THANK YOU. So can I. HA. @AsunUnique You're still a weenie. #
• 10:32 @JoyMikhael Aw. :( I forgot about that, Im sorry. If it's any consolation now *I* want waffles. & I cant have any either bc Im in class. #
• 10:36 @shudson24 It woudl suck. It would TOTALLY FREAKING SUCK if either of my parents got on Twitter. Ugh. Shivers. #
• 10:43 @AsunUnique Oh please, it's not like I really care. I just forgot how funny the word "weenie" was. :-D Yes, I'm 4. #
• 10:45 @AsunUnique I get stabby during finals season. :( This time of year is no fun. #
• 11:29 @cowgirllawyer I'm in the EXACT same boat. I can't keep my eyes open. I want to go to sleep so badly! And I'm hungry. :( Wah wah wah... #
• 11:51 I can't stand all these #lawschool nerds bad-mouthing the Rule Against Perpetuities. >:( RESPECT. #
• 14:11 @lbergus Ha! AWESOME! :-D #
• 14:16 Whee! Time to eat burgers with jalapenos and watch Errol Flynn swashbuckle. YES I MADE IT A VERB YOU WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT. #
• 15:28 @JennySangASong No, you won't. Not if I swashbuckle you first. #
• 16:53 Today's Overheard in Law School is brought to you by @coloradosumi ow.ly/CSPK #
• 17:33 @coloradosumi Bahahaha! Thanks for not getting mad that I stole your twitter content. :-P #
• 17:39 @coloradosumi OH MY GOD you're kidding me. That's awful! I think I'd flip out and leave the room if I saw that happening in front of me. #
• 17:42 @coloradosumi Oh dear. Ugh. #
• 17:46 #EverythingIsTerrible RT @shaindelr: Grading a pro-gun paper by a parent who frequently leaves guns out "to test his children"... Lovely. #
• 17:49 @shinyspecialone Ooooh. You wouldn't happen to have a link, would you? #
• 18:01 @shinyspecialone Thanks anyway. :) I'll probably just hit up the store when I get a free day. And thanks for the heads-up! #
• 18:15 @coloradosumi Been there. Ugh. #
• 18:27 The rat symbolizes obviousness. #
• 18:31 @chiknpotpie ...You butt. #
• 19:03 @Randyy_Mean Children annoy me too. That's why Imma keep mah legs closed. #
• 19:05 @1SteveBurtons Yeah. it's always so hard for Christians to realize that some might see the cross and feel excluded. #
• 19:06 @alikat0224 Yeah but it's funnier to just say 'legs closed.' :-P #
• 19:06 @smutqueen They can get a cat. :-P #
• 19:07 @smutqueen I know. I'm personally not offended by Red Cross itself but the recent Scalia ruling abt cross on fdrl land still has me BITTER. #
• 19:08 @smutqueen Katie might be but there is no guarantee my spawn will be. :-P I think my parents would like cats. Or a bunny. #
• 19:10 @smutqueen That isn't the point. The point is that the land was by all appearances federal lands, but sported a giant cross. #
• 19:10 @smutqueen for a country that believes in sep of church and state, that is DISGRACEFUL. And teh way they got around it? Heinous. #
• 19:48 @mudkri I can be a bitch. I'm sorry. #
• 21:04 OMG HA!! G-Ma is watching Family Guy with us, and she said of Meg, "Who is this person? A Jew? With the little hat?" HAHAHAHAHA. #
• 21:20 @AmandaGriggs I don't understand anything about you. Those are just words coming from an ugly scientist. #
• 21:52 @lawschoolninja Ugh. Stupid whore memo. #
• 21:57 @lawschoolninja Eustace is in rare form tonight. I just ate a bunch of jalapenos. :) He's ready to choke a bitch. #

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• 11:02 Business Casual Superstar #69: The one where thinking like a boy gets me in trouble. Oww. ow.ly/CuHW #
• 12:27 @gerryos @fantomaster God, I love Baudrillard. Devoured his works in college. Was halfway through a critical theory course when he died. :( #
• 13:07 @coloradosumi WOW. #
• 13:18 @snookerst I think a new policy eliminates that? Damn, wish I could find the link... #
• 15:14 @godfatherambs Yeah, he's fine. What about the flood in your kitchen? Everything fixed? #
• 15:26 RT @JoshCamson Shared: Vote Social Media Law Student #weblogawards bit.ly/8dbUP #
• 17:43 @Randyy_Mean They're VERY warm and very comfortable. Got my first pair two weeks ago. They're fab. #
• 20:40 @CNsbtt Wool sweater? All's not lost. Soak it in warm water , press out water, lay flat, pull into original shape, let dry flat. #
• 20:44 @CNsbtt Yes. Soak in warm water 4 at least 15mins, then press (dont' wring!) the water out. Lay flat on towel, tug/pull into shape, let dry. #
• 20:46 @CNsbtt No prob! I ruined my mom's black wool sweater with pearl buttons and DESPERATELY tried to find a fix. And I did. :-D #
• 20:47 @CNsbtt Also, if u just want to wash a wool sweater (not dryclean) do the same, but don't pull it, and soak with hair conditioner in the h20 #
• 21:01 @Cynicor I bet that tsunami can't even SPELL tsunami. :-P #
• 21:02 RT @mindykaling: i think hell for men is the Anthropologie dressing room sofa area | It very well might be... #

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• 09:49 If I die from this swine flu, remember me...as a ...peace-maker. #
• 09:57 Business Casual Superstar #69: Reader Request: Kelly Kapoor (played by @mindykaling) from The Office. tinyurl.com/ygbzd4d #
• 09:59 @SaurabhIndia :) #
• 10:31 @EnfantProdige Sigh. Me too! #
• 11:08 @96meimei Yeah I got it last week. I'm almost better but still under the weather. Bah. #
• 13:32 I really hate it when my friends aren't as dumb as I want them to be. @amber_cunigan #
• 13:33 @amber_cunigan You're a goddamn fucking whore. Anyone that tells you different is LYING. if you disappeared tomorrow I'd throw a party. #
• 13:39 @amber_cunigan >:( THAT'S WHAT YOU GET. #
• 15:37 SOMEONE MAKE ME A SANDWICH. A GOOD ONE. #
• 15:40 @number27 Ohhhhh, that sounds good. Om nom nom. #
• 15:42 If I could go ONE day without being asked if I was high or not, that would be nice. #NotHighJustWeird #
• 15:43 @Charmingflames Hahaha. #
• 15:43 @butterflyfish1 Haaaa. Awesome. #
• 15:49 @godfatherambs great now the whore is in my @reply column. >:( #
• 15:51 @godfatherambs THAT"S WHAT HE SAID. #
• 17:56 I have no idea why I spent the past hour drawing faces on all the eggs in our refrigerator. #
• 17:57 @webcrush One of them has a mean case of bitchface. #
• 18:48 @pkrumpz are we having lunch tuesday? 12 oclock? Exchequer? #
• 18:58 @pkrumpz sweeeeeeeeeeeeet. #
• 19:03 @pkrumpz i am not high. #
• 19:37 @madeinkowloon @pkrumpz I AM NOT HIGH GODDAMN. #
• 19:43 @ExpertParalegal They won't stop accusing me of being high. :( I am not high. I resent this very much. #
• 19:51 @ExpertParalegal I like that. :) #
• 19:51 @devivo No, the eggs were very nice and quiet. Now they're having a party in the carton. Because they finally have faces. #
• 20:13 @AsunUnique You are so weird. #
• 20:17 @AsunUnique Eggs are so blank and smug. The faces distract me from their smugness. #
• 20:21 @AsunUnique You are not unique. You are the token Asian. I am contacting the Truth in Advertising folks & THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S LAUGHING. #
• 20:28 @AsunUnique they'll never know. #
• 20:30 @AsunUnique that's creepy. #
• 20:35 @AsunUnique I'm sorry. it was rude of me to call you creepy. You're not creepy. I'm creepy. #
• 20:36 @AsunUnique you're late. i already tweeted an apology. you suck. #
• 20:40 @AsunUnique You're a weenie. #
• 20:46 @godfatherambs @kmercier21 I like Paper Gangster too. :-P #
• 20:50 @kmercier21 I just sent Amber a shit ton of them. I love Money Honey too. #
• 20:51 @hisgalfriday Hamthrax is no fun. :( Take good care of her! Hope she feels better soon. #
• 20:55 @hisgalfriday Maybe. But I was sick all wk with it, & i live w 4 fam members, & they're all fine. And I swine flu'd the remote & everything. #
• 20:58 @kmercier21 I am much better. :) Still a wee bit weak, but whatever. Thank God! Alhamdulillah I wasn't SERIOUSLY ill. very lucky. #
• 21:07 Papa Hoomster has a huge bruise on his shin. Prolly means his blood is too thin. Making him go to the emergency room. #
• 21:24 @cmccool I like 'em! I need new frames, too. I'm thinking black and small and squarish. Going for a librarian look, I guess. #
• 21:32 @cmccool Oh, God, I devoured him in college. Most recently, I read his NYT article about the Berlin Wall: ow.ly/CmfB #
• 22:15 Ugh, ignore that last tweet. I was trying to hassle a friend and forgot to put the @ username thing. I fail. #
• 22:15 @godfatherambs DAMMIT YOU WHORE STOP IGNORING ME. #
• 22:38 @JennyT8675309 God, Sudeikis is SO good as Biden!! #
• 22:55 It just seems horribly disrespectful to make fart jokes when Jimmy Stewart is in the vicinity. Even if it's not REALLY him. #SNL #

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• 09:05 Having coffee in the 5th floor lounge with The Efficient Flirt. Hugh1Laurie nowhere in sight. #
• 09:08 @webcrush The first time we talked, it was formulaic smalltalk, joke, smalltalk, lingering eye contact, and then i got a handshake. o_O #
• 09:19 @TheSarahBellum Hahahahahaha! bro-hug. Love it. #
• 09:55 RT @Britannica: @huma_rashid Your hero in the Times: tinyurl.com/yjajcxf (A few days old, just saw it.) [Ugh, I love him SO much!] #
• 09:55 @Britannica I want to grow up and be the female version of Slavoj Zizek. Yes. I must make this happen. #
• 10:19 @webcrush It was kind of awkward. He's harmless, though, and nice enough. And he says my name right (Hoo-mah) instead of Hew-mah. =P #
• 10:25 @webcrush Uma, Oprah, Uma, Oprah. :-P #
• 10:34 @webcrush Hahahaha! Probably. #
• 10:46 VOTE: Are you interested in serialized Law Skool Musical: Judy Prudence and Leonard Hand's Descent into 1Hell? ow.ly/BUbf #
• 10:55 Trying this again....VOTE for serialized fiction (Law Skool Musical): Yay or Nay? tinyurl.com/ycmtckc [Valid link this time] #
• 10:56 @nevillem Thanks. Apparently there have been issues with ow.ly links, which Hootsuite uses, not resolving. :) #
• 11:29 @kluper I'm still figuring GooglWave out, but I got your wave! Thanks! Will hopefully figure out how to work this sometime today... #
• 20:15 I have discovered a new game. I lick my fingertip, then chase my brother around the house. Oh, how he runs. #swineflu #
• 20:22 @shudson24 :-D I am an awful person. Hee. #
• 20:40 @AmandaGriggs Um she's wearing those fug ass Alexander McQueen 1ft shoes. UGLY!! but yeah i like her too. :-P @godfatherambs #
• 20:58 @michaelurie ACK! Mark is KILLING me 2nite! The Suarez fam needs to adopt him already. I foresee untold shenanigans! The best kind - untold! #
• 21:18 @FashionGrail I know it's the new thing but I hate it and won't do it. Unless it's a brown top and black shoes; that's kosher. #
• 21:56 @ATLcatalyst Thank you. You are far more eloquent than she could ever hope to be. :-D #
• 22:34 @AmandaGriggs Ick. Clark and Lana are prettier. Lois always looks like a man to me. IDK why. #

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• 23:45 You whore. RT @godfatherambs: Huma says, "One of these days I'm going to put a shit ton of meth in cupcakes." #
• 10:43 @BobBlahBlawg That's the hottest thing you've evar said. #
• 10:44 @bleibel I cough in your general direction. >:( #
• 10:45 @BobBlahBlawg You would be wrong. #
• 11:29 Business Casual Superstar: Bargain Babe: Taryn Rose "Birzett" Flat alternatives under $100! ow.ly/BFXc #
• 11:39 @nevillem You want a burrito from chipotle along with the chips and guac. Oh, and you want root beer. #
• 11:42 @webcrush Barq's has caffeinne. @nevillem #
• 11:42 @shudson24 Me too! #
• 12:59 @chicagoduilawyer: I had no idea about Taryn Rose being a podiatrist, etc. Edited your comment in at the start of the post. Thanks! :) #
• 22:26 @madeinkowloon Rigsby and Grace were awesome tonight, y / y? Spoiler alert: Y. #
• 22:27 @dramaprincess87 HOW HOT DID RYAN BAILEY HOWARD LOOK IN HIS LITTLE HIPSTER OUTFIT TONIGHT OMG TRES HOT IS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWER. #

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• 00:43 NyQuil and cartoons. Totally tirpping balls #
• 00:49 @godfatherambs baslls #
• 00:53 @chiknpotpie whio? #
• 00:57 @chiknpotpie @godfatherambs whoores #
• 01:00 @godfatherambs uihy23490aslk29lsdho02sldkjf02hlfkasf093. #
• 01:02 @chiknpotpie codre this #
• 14:16 Business Casual Superstar #67: Reader Request: Michelle Obama ow.ly/Brli #
• 17:03 My ConLaw Prof doesn't set people on fire, unlike @BobBlahBlawg 's ConLaw Prof. #SuckIt #
• 17:04 @ExpertParalegal Sometimes I'm a hussy. :) #
• 17:19 @BobBlahBlawg You owe me Labor Law notes, turd head. "Prof B" won't be happy if I'm unprepared. & Yes he calls himself Prof B in our emails. #
• 17:22 @lawschoolninja I will be tomorrow. Suckfest. Still coughing and weak, but not contagious. Don't want to miss any more classes. #
• 22:52 Fuck it. Staying home tomorrow. Goddamn swine flu. So over this shit. Also I am still in dire need of minions and NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE. >:( #
• 22:59 @rugbyjulia Seriously. That boy just needs to carry me places goddamn. Walking and being self-sufficient is for chumps. CHUMPS. #
• 23:07 @rugbyjulia I dunno, probably like 20-30 mins? Meh? And he's like 6'3 or something. Basically I'm the size of one of his legs. :-| #
• 23:07 @rugbyjulia Also we need to make CHUMPS happen again. Good word. Good word. #
• 23:08 @DaveCA @kiltsandstilts Cross country road trips are awesome!! We used to go on those alllll the time. Ah, man. #
• 23:13 @kiltsandstilts Ugh. I bet SD is so nice right now. :( Not all cold and miserable like Chicago. Blargh. #

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• 13:05 @nevillem Not today. @JoshCamson and I decided to make it a bi-weekly thing. Next Monday, though! #
• 13:05 @mudkri I am in bed. Being gross. And miserable. I want a hamburger. A big one. #
• 13:18 @mudkri Yeah it is. Boo-urns. #
• 14:10 Someone go make me a burger. With onions, mustard, ketchup, lettuce, and jalapenos. God help you if there are no jalapenos. #
• 14:19 @smutqueen Your face gives me heartburn. (Sorry. I had to do it. :-P) #
• 14:25 @smutqueen Slut. #
• 14:36 @penguinusa True Blood! #
• 15:13 YAY I WON!!! RT @penguinusa: Congrats! @huma_rashid is the newest Penguin Giveaway winner of SOOKIE STACKHOUSE (7-BOOK SET) novels. #
• 15:18 @equilibriumgirl @jobiegirl6 Nope, never read them, but I've heard that they're awesome. Can't wait to get them! #
• 21:01 @kiltsandstilts Hahahaha. The third line, after PANIC, should read, Destroy Shit. #
• 21:01 @AmandaGriggs Fuck no. #
• 21:08 @kiltsandstilts Coughing so hard my abs have been sore for 2 days, and just feeling really weak. Meh. Whatever, I'll live. #swineflusucks #
• 21:15 HOW COME THERE ARE NO TEX AVERY SHOW DVDS?!? HEADS WILL ROLL GODDAMNIT. #
• 21:16 @remarkablogger I am so angry about this. I loved those cartoons. Remember the House of Tomorrow? HOW BRILLIANT WAS THAT?! #
• 21:20 @remarkablogger I loved those wolves! I also loved the burlesque-y Little Red Riding Hood. #
• 21:22 @susanemb OH MY GOD YES. :-D #
• 21:28 @remarkablogger Shoot. It's asking me for a username and password. =/ #
• 21:50 @remarkablogger Sweet! Also! Look what I found! :-D bit.ly/6H6Wd #

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