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• 08:45 @amyderby Lipton&I cld get in2 all sorts of shenanigans! &also run arnd throwing sndwchs at ppl. Thats kinda what Im intrstd in rite now. #
• 08:46 @jesswlin Wow, Jess. Go put on some heels and do some ironing, you frigging girl. #
• 09:02 @jesswlin THAT'S RIGHT. #
• 09:09 Business Casual Superstar #145: From "Confessions of a Shopaholic" (A horrible movie, you guys.) ow.ly/15362 #
• 10:22 @DaveCA Oh no! :( Poor thing. Put honey on the burn, wrap it up with a rag. Honey heals it crazy fast. #
• 11:11 @BobBlahBlawg :-O YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HONEY. I spilled scalding hot oil on my hand once and honey cured it overnight! @DaveCa #
• 11:12 @BobBlahBlawg sick of your honey-bashing. >:( Can't believe I hang out with you. #
• 11:13 @BobBlahBlawg I'll make sure YOU develop gangrene. >:( Can't believe this. @DaveCA #
• 11:20 I've got to figure out how to draw somehow. Hm. #
• 11:48 RT @ajbpearce: Neil Gaiman to write Dr Who episode - I squealed like a little girl bit.ly/cbzwyS | OH MY GOD YES. #
• 18:27 Redrafting 200/21-355 Amount of Redemption of the IL Property Tax Code was NOT how I wanted to spend my evening. >_< #
• 18:33 @BobBlahBlawg I've decided, eff it, we're doing XKCD style. Public domain so who cares? Also easier. #
• 18:43 @Owais_Iqbal Ya muhabbat ka suroor... Love that song. #
• 18:44 @kiltsandstilts Ever tried cooking brown rice in water and chicken broth? (Or just chicken broth?) It's great. #
• 19:05 @kiltsandstilts I usually cook my brown basmati rice in water, w a teensy dash of salt and some cayenne pepper and garlic powder. :) @DaveCA #
• 19:15 @DaveCA Eh, I just do it on the stove. :-P I'm old school. @kiltsandstilts #
• 19:21 @hisgalfriday Oh, you. You with the sex jokes. We're going to have to keep an eye on you. :-P #
• 21:07 I REALLY want a graphics tablet so I can draw in Photoshop and such. But I know NOTHING about them. Anyone have any wise words? #
• 21:12 @kiltsandstilts ARGH. I hate it when #lawschool crushes have g/fs. :( ...Or turn out 2B of the gay. Like the pretty Irish boy in Trademarks. #
• 21:19 @kiltsandstilts Ahahaha. #
• 21:44 @knownasf Hahaha. Awww. <3 That's actually really sweet, except that the potential for disaster is great. =/ #
• 21:50 @StacieinAtlanta I despise Cuddy. #

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• 00:02 Fraggle Rock = Ultimate stoner show. Fraggle Rock also = how I spent most of my day. THIS IS WHY I WIN AT LIFE. #
• 00:12 @kiltsandstilts Cute polo shirt? Also pics or it didn't happen. :-P #
• 10:57 Bahaha. I love the definitions of my name on UrbanDictionary.com. I think most of you would agree with #2. ow.ly/14MKj #
• 11:00 @thekarachikid I know, right? #
• 11:03 @harsh_lawyer Hahaha. Probably the safe route. :-P #
• 11:17 Business Casual Superstar #144: Serena Van Der Something Or Other from "Gossip Girl" ow.ly/14MVB #
• 14:50 RT @LyleLanley: I'm writing my Super Bowl pick on my hand today. #tcot | Lemme guess, you crossed out Saints & wrote Cuts? I mean, Colts? =D #
• 16:00 RT @thetrialwarrior: RT @tcita: If only "parole" evidence were as suppressible as "parol" evidence. #
• 17:33 @ohhayitskk @HeyitsCat Agreed on both counts. #
• 17:34 @ClosetOfStyle Her outfit was heinous! And she sounded pitchy. Shame, because I kind of like her. Meh. #
• 18:04 @ClosetOfStyle OMG I know! Totally cringe-inducing. (But I still maintain it lookd lk she ws singing at a Super Bowl on the Planet Hoth. =P) #
• 18:05 @econwriter5 GoDaddy really does have the WORST ads. Fail. #
• 18:06 @shudson24 They're versatile - flats, cute heels, whatever. :) I wear mine most often w flat boots (for winter) and 4" leather booties. :) #
• 18:16 @shudson24 Of course, my skinny jeans flare out a teensy bit at the bottom, letting the boots fit. Hm. They're skinny jeans for 12yos. =/ #
• 18:17 @shudson24 But yeah, in general, I'd go for high, high heels or rlly cute flats. :-D I also like wearing lo-rise converses. #
• 18:23 @DaveCA I KNEW someone would tweet that at me. :-P #
• 18:24 RT @miglet: I really do not care to see overweight, middle-aged people in underwear on TV. I see enough of it in my bedroom. | Hahaha!! #
• 18:27 @rxmomma1 Hahaha. #
• 18:34 @neo_indian My parents call it "the sport that you people THINK is football." #
• 18:40 So Dodge is telling me tht any man that watches tht commercial & agrees & wants to buy that car is an unmitigated tool. Great! Thx Dodge! :) #
• 18:47 @DaveCA I do, thank you. :) I wouldn't want your grubby hands on my lip balm! Hello? Germs?! Also, I'm possessive. #
• 18:54 @lindstx84 Agreed. #
• 19:04 @libliz DEFINITELY. This year's #Superbowl ads are super misogynistic. Don't ad execs know anything? WOMEN WATCH SPORTS TOO. F--kers. #
• 19:31 On the other hand, YAY BARNEY STINSON and @ActuallyNPH! #SuperBowl #
• 20:50 @jmquintanilla I KNOW. She's easy on the eyes, for sure, but that doesn't mean I actually want to SEE her! #
• 21:03 @LakshmiGandhi Ugh, seconded. And then Kourtney will have to outdo both of them by having triplets or something. >:( #
• 21:03 @e_fink The E-Trade baby is HORRIBLE. :-X Scares the crap out of me every time. #
• 21:03 RT @lindseyannegale: Amazingly, Drew Brees is able to love Jesus without having Bible verses on his eye black. #
• 21:15 If I see another tweet with the words "who dat" I will shank someone. Possibly you. :-| #
• 21:22 @godfatherambs I HATE HER SO MUCH GODDAMN FUCK YOU MOTOROLA FOR USING A GALLOPING IMBECILE IN A BATHTUB YOUR SPOKESWHORE WTF. #SUPERBOWL #
• 21:23 @jasonlizforever Hahahaha! #
• 21:39 @godfatherambs slut. #
• 21:43 @godfatherambs *<:3O~ EEEP A MOUSE!!! #
• 21:46 @godfatherambs ...SLUT. #
• 21:46 @godfatherambs THE 3 IS THE MOUSE'S EARS YOU TURD BUCKET. HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME. :'-( #
• 21:48 I wish I could spend an entire day hanging out with James Lipton. That would be awesome. Awwwwwesome. #
• 21:56 RT @Russell_Golowin: @huma_rashid James Lipton? Who Dat? :-) | AAAAA!!!! #canttakethisWhoDatbusiness #
• 21:59 @Russell_Golowin But in all seriousness, James Lipton just seems like he'd be so neat. I bet we could get into all sorts of shenanigans. #
• 22:00 @mudkri I just want to go out and run amok with him. And people couldn't even get mad or arrest us bc it'd be like HAY THIS IS JAMES LIPTON! #
• 22:00 @els8383 Hahaha, that's adorable. :-P #
• 22:08 @mudkri I think mostly we'd just run around throwing sandwiches at people. That's kind of where my interests are right now. #
• 22:13 @mudkri I haven't decided yet but they need to be on rye bread with lots of lettuce. #
• 22:47 CAROL ANNE! DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!! #
• 22:51 @ebertchicago I'd kind of like to see a remake of "The Delicate Delinquent," Jerry's first solo film after the incomparable Dean. #

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Reasonably prudent tweets similarly situated.

• 11:45 Business Casual Superstar #143: Yet another Blaire Waldorf look, by request: ow.ly/14Bso #
• 12:41 @lbergus Hahahaha, I do the SAME THING now. #
• 13:17 TV-Fox add-on for Firefox is AMAZING. Currently watching Pakistani news station. My Urdu shall improve dramatically. #
• 13:17 @smutqueen That's AWESOME Heather!! Congrats! Rock it, lady! #
• 13:22 @thetrialwarrior @lauramclaura ARGH. These f**king idiots hv absolutely no concept of Islam & do all this shit "in the name" of it. So sad. #
• 13:26 @anuragkumarlko Part of my dad's family hails from Lucknow; I've always wanted to visit and see it. Lahore, too, and Karachi. And Saravay. #
• 13:27 @timothythompson I've moved on to one of the Islamic channels. Listening to it while I do my Evidence reading. :) #
• 13:28 @anuragkumarlko No idea. I just hear frequent mentions of Allahabad, Lucknow, Saravay, and Merat, where my grandparents came from. #
• 13:29 @anuragkumarlko As 4 my parents, they lived in Karachi &Lahore. Visited Islamabad, Rawalpindi often. Also they LOVED Clifton, but who dsn't? #
• 14:11 @timothythompson Hahaha. Hardly. It was some African maulvi talking about being a good student and respecting teachers, elders, etc. #
• 14:18 Pakistan Royal News TV Host: And you studied law, too. Guest: I didn't study it, but I practiced it. #desifail #
• 14:25 @USRealityCheck Goldman Sachs makes me give up on the planet. #
• 15:21 @Asuhail Yeah, I just installed TV-Fox from add-ons. Gets some channels, mostly news/Islam. Some of them are spotty. #
• 16:03 Jason Sudeikis = Ultimate Bro, new unexpected TV crush. No one tell Ben McKenzie; poor boy will be sadfaced. #SNL #
• 16:08 @smutqueen The government doesn't feel that way. >:( Party poopers, all of them. #
• 16:26 Not enough coffee in the world to help me finish this Evidence reading. :( Time to knock back doubles: Kona coffee AND shots of root beer. #
• 16:31 @smutqueen The one I'm drinking is brewed with pure cane sugar. Love it. #
• 16:41 @efink I alternate every 5 minutes. It's not like I'm a crazy person. :-| #
• 17:04 @michelleledonne Ugh. :( Feel better soon. #
• 17:55 @jfritsche I'd say the #DrWho Lesson #1 is: ...TURN LEFT. WHATEVER YOU DO TURN LEFT. Haha. :-P #
• 18:09 @janaums This one is. A weird one I found at Trader's. Too bad I finished off teh last one. Also, Barq's is caffeinated too. #
• 22:38 @BobBlahBlawg Dude. I got all disturbed and came home and turned on SNL and you're off having a life. >:( Bad form. Bad form. #
• 22:44 @BobBlahBlawg I am not a child. If anything, YOU are a child. ....A RED-HEADED STEPCHILD YEAHHHHHH! :-D #

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• 23:48 @kiltsandstilts u mk a valid pt. Clearly since i shldnt tlk 2 lowly gngrs, who only smell bad so the blind can hate them 2, I WIN THIS WAR. #
• 23:49 @angelageitner I hope I don't make him cry. :( He's a gentle little lamb, really. And with such delicate sensibilities. @BobBlahBlawg #
• 23:51 @Phillygrrl Hahaha. That's adorable. And who in his/her right mind WOULDN'T like Mango Lassi? @Saba_Imtiaz #
• 23:52 I declare myself the winner of the Great Ginger-Midget Twitter War of 2010 against @BobBlahBlawg the Ginge, and am going to bed. SO SUCK IT. #
• 23:54 @shudson24 A great de-frizzing product is Got2Be's luster lotion. I was actually going to do a blog recmndtn post abt it tomorrow. Ha. :-P #
• 00:07 @knownasf Eh. Ginger women are pretty with that beautiful hair. It's the ginger men you gotta watch out for. And throw things at. #
• 00:13 @LakshmiGandhi Yeah tht part snded kind of gross. =P Also I got BAD food poisning frm penne once, avoid it always. @Phillygrrl @Saba_Imtiaz #
• 11:02 Business Casual Superstar #142: Lily from How I Met Your Mother, and my travels with #DoctorWho on the Tardis. ow.ly/14hVf #
• 11:05 @dennisjansen I am aware of this. And surprisingly okay with it! #
• 11:05 RT @dennisjansen: @huma_rashid If you fail out of school, it's because you abandoned the law for fashion writing. #
• 11:12 @RL_Wood It's a wide spread but low priority Twitter issue. Many people are seeing their counts go up by several thousand. :) #
• 16:55 @BobBlahBlawg We = still on the outs: Y / N? Lemme know so I can plan accordingly. #
• 17:01 @miglet Go to a party. For the food. Mmm. Food. #
• 17:03 Mama Hoomster works with a bunch of rampant C-words. #
• 17:18 @AmandaGriggs What DIDN'T they do? Will email you later. :) Also? Apparently, it's totally war. :-D #
• 17:27 To whoever pranked me by leaving a comment to my blog post about Martin Redish in Forbes AS Martin Redish, I like it. Creative. :-P #
• 17:35 @lawschoolninja Gel. Iss. #
• 18:04 @efink Well, she's a teacher, so....children? Yes. YES, that's definitely the C-word I was thinking of. :-P #
• 18:05 @efink In related news, I told her that once (that she works w C-words) and she was like, what is a C-word? Didn't have the <3 to tell her. #
• 18:09 @ahough404 No. #
• 18:11 @ahough404 Exactly! A MuuMuu and Uggs would be totally acceptable! Good girl. #
• 18:34 @BobBlahBlawg Damn it. I was hoping we were beefing so that I could start accepting applications for a new Bro with clear conscience. =/ #
• 20:38 @BobBlahBlawg I could quit you w ease, Boy. It's you that'd be crying into ur Ben&Jerry's....or setting things on fire, I guess. Yeah. Fire. #
• 20:40 @jesswlin YAY! #
• 20:43 I've been watching the Australian Parliament channel for the past hour. This can only mean that I accidentally took too many Advil. Again. #
• 20:47 @BobBlahBlawg THAT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO AWESOME >:( #
• 20:52 @abbietoeknee Hahahaha that's AWESOME. #
• 21:22 You guys know how me and @BobBlahBlawg love to visit crazy restaurants around Chicago, right? Here he is eating pasketti. ow.ly/14tBE #
• 21:27 OMG! You guys! I found a pic of @BobBlahBlawg from his elementary school yearbook!!! Aww!! ow.ly/14tGC #
• 21:29 @angelageitner He tells me that's a real person. o_O Some kind of dwarf? Also, he's a stinking soulless ginger whore. :) @BobBlahBlawg #
• 21:31 @JoyMikhael HAHAHA. Boom goes the dynamite. @BobBlahBlawg #
• 22:33 @BobBlahBlawg From now on could you try to be EXACTLY like Kenneth the Paige from 30Rock? I would appreciate that greatly. Kthx. #

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• 08:38 @FarahWB Ugh, I hate that line, too. :-P #
• 09:01 Corporations is about to start. I have read NOTHING. Let's see how this goes. ::popcorn:: #
• 09:19 @abbietoeknee YIKES! How awful. #
• 09:32 @Mariel09 I LOVE your plan. #
• 09:32 @Mariel09 Ugh, ConLaw. So glad I'm done with that. Trust me, 2L will be so much better. :) #
• 09:52 Business Casual Superstar #142: Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother ow.ly/13QGm #
• 10:00 @thenambypamby The pigeons probably ate it. The ones near us are little bastards. >:( Probably stole my earring, too... :( #
• 10:27 I <3 how my old ConLaw prof haunts this floor. He sets ppl on fire in his free time. At least, that's what I've been telling ppl. #lawschool #
• 10:29 @heyfabsugar I'm a purist - my go-to OPI shade will always be I'm Not Really a Waitress. :-D #
• 10:33 OH MY GOD. I don't care if you're writing notes by hand. DO NOT halt class to ask prof to go to the last slide bc you didn't finish writing. #
• 10:35 @MAllinotte Yessss. I want to throw things at him. DUDE. (Also, I am high strung.) #
• 10:43 @angelageitner Eh, don't listen to me. I enjoy making up lies about people. Like how @BobBlahBlawg likes to fondle homeless ppl. (Truth.) #
• 10:43 @lindstx84 Yes. YES. Brilliant. I love it. #
• 10:45 @BobBlahBlawg I have pictures. I shall publish them on my blog and you will be ruined. RUINED. Bwahahaha! #
• 10:47 @angelageitner Mwahaha. That "sweet innocent face" fo mine has gotten me into AND out of so much trouble over the years. :-D #
• 10:55 @BobBlahBlawg I have sticky fingers. And you just happen to get yoruself into a lot of incriminating situations. @angelageitner #
• 11:02 @angelageitner I terrorize everyone. So much so that I've put it on my resume. WIN. @BobBlahBlawg #
• 11:16 @shudson24 Mine too! My prof for ConLaw2 dated Joe Lieberman when she was in her late teens. :-P THAT would be scary! #
• 11:17 @lawschoolninja Those are teh best kind of naps. Well. 2nd best. Best kidn are the after breakfast naps. Don't knock it til you've tried it. #
• 13:57 Had a MONSTER burger with Kathleen. Now Imma totally fall asleep in Bankruptcy. (Although I'd probz do that anyway.) #lawschoolfail #
• 14:01 @flipflop2a Hahaha. Sorry. :-P #
• 14:11 @BobBlahBlawg @angelageitner What are we talking about? Also, if you spray me with anything, I'll just throw sharp things at you. #
• 14:12 @lawschoolguide I actually like Bankruptcy - way more than I thought I would! The prof is all kinds of adorable and dorky. :) #
• 14:13 @BobBlahBlawg Sorry, nerd, I would've invited you, but we were girly-talkin. About you. Always and only about you. o_O #
• 14:54 @angelageitner :-O I am not germy! I am made of goodness and light! @BobBlahBlawg can just go suck it. >:( #
• 15:09 @leaferi Gmail has Unsubscribe link that will attempt to remove you from 3d party lists. It got me off of one I hated after failed attempts #
• 15:16 @leaferi Just open up the listserve email & there should be an Unsubscribe link somewhere. Click & Gmail will attempt to unsubscribe u. #
• 15:17 @DaveCA That is just the best thing I've heard all day. ♥ #
• 15:20 @leaferi No problem at all! I'm glad it worked - those things are so annoying. I'm always like, AAA, why did I sign up for these?! :-P #
• 15:20 @godfatherambs Do NOT do it. Do not. DO NOT DO IT. DON'T. #
• 15:35 (Helped me save tons of $$) I ♥ RetailMeNot.com - simply RT for the chance to win Apple iPad from @retailmenot - bit.ly/retailmenot #
• 15:40 @jackieesquire Hahahaha. I'm in Evidence learning precisely WHY that is not a good idea. :-P #
• 15:42 I may have 2 let some of my personalities go. I have 2 many on payroll. I know, Im not helping the economy. Schizophrenia aint cheap though. #
• 15:45 @mglickman Oh, god, that movie was SCARY. :-X Eep. #
• 15:45 @angelageitner My twitter acct knows far too much about my many personalities. =/ #
• 15:48 @heartcrime As someone who's used both, wordpress. Unless free custom CSS layout is VERY important to you. #
• 15:51 @BobBlahBlawg You are getting bits of nuts and fruit everywhere. Stop it. >:( I can't believe I put up with you. #
• 15:52 @heartcrime There's just SO MUCH you can do with WP. Lots of control. (Depending on the template you choose.) #
• 15:54 @BobBlahBlawg I will only stop snoring if you stop addressing the prof with racist names. #
• 15:55 @BobBlahBlawg Also, you name the date, and we'll go to the Tilted Kilt so you can gawk at sweater puppies. :) #
• 15:55 @angelageitner I'm going to have to come up with a way to laminate him. Then he'll be germ free. Yaaaay! @BobBlahBlawg #
• 15:57 @BobBlahBlawg >:( Imma have to keep an eye on you. Also, stop distributing nudie mags to the boys in the class. No one needs to see that. #
• 15:57 @BobBlahBlawg I'll eat chips & salsa and watch men play pool. YOU can gawk at sweater puppies all by your lonesome. They do nothing for me. #
• 15:59 @ahough404 Hahaha. Aw. <3 #
• 15:59 @angelageitner Yeah, @BobBlahBlawg is funnier...LOOKING. #
• 16:07 @BobBlahBlawg Every time you raise your hand I always feel like you're putting things in my hair. >:( #
• 16:10 @angelageitner HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Also, Tilted Kilt = sports bar in Chicago where waitresses wear teeny plaid miniskirts & midriff buttondowns. #
• 16:11 @BobBlahBlawg Ugh. I hope I remember not to feed them after midnight. You're always getting me into all sorts of trouble. #
• 16:25 Evidence prof is reenacting a bondage session. Is awkwardly hilarious. #lawschool #
• 16:31 @madeinkowloon @teasingdiverse Andy is deeply scandalized by this. He is a gentle soul unused to such debauchery. @BobBlahBlawg #Lawschool #
• 16:32 @TheSenator That was teh most interesting thing he's ever done. :-P Otherwise he is quite boring. Nice, but boring. #
• 17:08 @madeinkowloon I don't know specifically 4"...I usually go to Aldo Shoes? I know that GoJane carries a LOT of 3-5" heels, though. :) #
• 17:09 @miglet Maybe because he's such a sensationalist. #
• 17:10 @JoyMikhael I can help! Put on some of your favorite music simultaneously with rain noise. www.rainymood.com/ #
• 17:16 @madeinkowloon Yeah. Go to GoJane. Or Cutesy Girl, I guess. They have TONS of hooker shoes. :-P #
• 20:05 @LawPaul You might have! That was when we were heading to Union! You might have heard us loudly complaining abt Evidence. =P @BobBlahBlawg #
• 20:06 @kiltsandstilts I know. I think they sell other things, but not sure. I've come across that place while working on BCS posts. @madeinkowloon #
• 20:07 @angelageitner We'd love to have you, but we only have a lunch hour on Thurs 12-2. :( You're in class! @BobBlahBlawg #
• 20:08 @efink Oh, it was hilarious. The article he was reading was pretty raunchy in general, though. :-P HA! #
• 20:20 @Bellafan It's a widespread Twitter issue, low on priority list because tweet counts aren't all that important. They're kinda working on it? #
• 20:36 @behyslop AAA! I missed it! Damn it! Ack. Oh, well. Guess I'll watch it online tomorrow. #
• 20:41 @amyderby Hahaha. Good call. Jesus Christ. =/ When I was a kid, all I wanted to do was watch primetime TV shows. Yikes. #
• 21:34 @godfatherambs Pics or it didn't happen. #
• 21:52 @godfatherambs Yay! #
• 22:03 ARGH. All the good men are on the other bus. Sigh. #
• 22:35 I AM NOT 4'9" NO MATTER WHAT THAT POLISHED GINGER TURD @BobBlahBlawg SAYS. I AM FIVE FEET AND HALF AN INCH. >:( #lies #turd #ginger #
• 22:38 Did I ever show you guys the pics I have of @BobBlahBlawg auditioning as the Little Orphan Annie? Bc he's mad adorbs. #ginger #
• 22:42 Unveiling an awesome picture tomorrow on ze blog from my summer spent traveling with the Doctor on his Tardis. No, that is not a euphemism. #
• 22:45 @BobBlahBlawg You're gonna need one of these, daywalker. ow.ly/146oZ #
• 22:50 @madeinkowloon I'm five feet and half an inch, not one and a half inches. :-P Not quite 5'1". Although I'd happily lie and say I was. #
• 22:52 @DaveCA ...I really hate your ass. I didn't even break 4 feet in 3rd grade. >:( #
• 22:53 @kiltsandstilts Whatever, I'm proud of that half inch. Separates me from the 5' tall freaks. Ugh! They're so weird and short! @DaveCA #
• 22:56 @angelageitner Hah, @BobBlahBlawg doesn't like to take pictures. I think there's only one of us together, taken by @madeinkowloon. #
• 22:57 @nevillem That's tall to me. :-P #
• 23:01 @angelageitner Well, he's a ginger. What could possibly be worse? He can't even go to lunch w me w/o bringing a parasol! @BobBlahBlawg #
• 23:04 @angelageitner He's a self-loathing ginge. So stereotypical. @BobBlahBlawg #
• 23:06 @BobBlahBlawg Short is infinitely better than being a ginge. :) I'll take it. #
• 23:07 Parasols, Sun Screen, and Living in the Shadow of Ron Howard: The @BobBlahBlawg Story. Airs tonight on TNT, 7/8CST. #
• 23:09 @BobBlahBlawg Must be tough being a ginger. The only thing you have to look forward to is going gray. :( #
• 23:12 @BobBlahBlawg At least I can see my reflection in a mirror, and my breath on a pane of glass. #nosoul #
• 23:14 @BobBlahBlawg You mean couldn't, right? It's okay, we'll forgive you. It's well known that no one has high expectations of gingers, anyway. #
• 23:19 @BobBlahBlawg Ahhhh. Gotcha. Tho, what were you doing at a carnival? U cldn't hv been thr w ur friends. Who ever heard of a ginge w friends? #
• 23:23 @angelageitner Hahaha. We really do need a sitcom. :-D Well. I need a sitcom. He can be the weird neighbor a la Don Knotts. @BobBlahBlawg #
• 23:26 @angelageitner oh, no, no, we r NOT a cpl. If I wr dating @BobBlahBlawg evry1 wld assume i was a hostage/translator. U no bc he's a ginge. #
• 23:29 @LyleLanley Sorry. =/ I'd ease up but then that whore @BobBlahBlawg would just say he won. And I can't let him win. Anything. Ever. #
• 23:31 @tazzystar Oooh, awesome! #
• 23:32 RT @tazzystar: Blogging like crazy. Read it at www.punkislam.tumblr.com | Awesome blog about Taqwacore + Taqx at Sundance! #
• 23:33 RT @kiltsandstilts: @huma_rashid: Rule no. 1 - Gingers never win. Ever. | This is why I ♥ Jocelyn. #
• 23:34 @BobBlahBlawg Eff ever, turd. You know what's red and white and peels? YOU WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO TAN. #
• 23:34 @LyleLanley You're a sick rhymes-with-duck, Mister Lanley, and this is why I keep you around. :-D #
• 23:40 @tazzystar I do! I'm still reading it. I'm watching the vids you put up on Jan 26. #
• 23:41 @kiltsandstilts Aw, he does have considerable Cooley swag. @LyleLanley #
• 23:42 @BobBlahBlawg Are you even here? Because if you're not I'm just going to tell everyone I won. And even if you are. Let's just be honest. #
• 23:43 @BobBlahBlawg What SHOULD disturb u is that in 70 years there will be no more true gingers. That's right. Even Mother Nature hates you guys. #

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• 10:57 Business Casual Superstar #141: Inspired by Kelly Kapoor (@mindykaling) of NBC's The Office: ow.ly/13snz #
• 13:25 Jesus H. Horseradish. My scariest prof from college is a FB fan of my blog. o_O QUICK! HIDE EVERYTHING! TURN OFF THE LIGHTS! NO ONE'S HOME! #
• 13:26 @mrschicken Howdy! :) Nice to meet you. @devivo #
• 18:17 I vote 4 @CruiseLaw 4 a Shorty Award in #law because...I nvr knew 'cruise law' existed til I found his twitter&blog. :) bit.ly/shorty #
• 18:20 @FarahWB Ugh, I know. I despise those 'dark' comments and instantly lose respect for people who make them. RME. #
• 20:41 Me: Is he hot? My brother: I dunno. Me: You're capable of judging whether a guy is good-looking or not. My brother: He lacks deformities? #
• 20:49 @timothythompson Hahaha. Well, to be fair, I wasn't going to allow it to be admitted. :-P #
• 20:56 @number27 :-O #
• 21:22 @CNsbtt GOOD. I was reading your post and thinking, aw, shit, poor thing. :( #
• 21:27 @efink I tried not to read in CivPro. :-P I know, I'm breaking your heart. :( Sorry. I did well, though! Does that make up for it? #
• 21:28 @CNsbtt They claimed that Bikram Chaudhry likes his studios at 130-140, and they were "spoiling" us. o_O #
• 21:48 @NoReinsGirl Congrats!! :) #
• 21:56 @godfatherambs I am laughing about ALL of it and how dumb #GeneralHospital is. #GH @amandagriggs @1SteveBurton #
• 21:59 @amyderby Hahaha. Next stop: sending yourself a Valentines Day card from a 'secret admirer.' What? It's legit. :-P #

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• 03:48 Picked up 3 silk brocaded knee-lngth coats frm Tulle for $10 each at their sale. Bah. I have a problem. I just spent $100 there recently. #
• 08:56 @ub14 I'll link you - they should be arriving in a week! And yes, I might have bought 1 in every color. =P ow.ly/12Z0B #
• 08:57 @harsh_lawyer I hear ya. I'm always near-dead by the time Evidence ends anyway. Awful! #
• 08:58 @efink Haha! Well, you don't *look* old. As for rambling, meh, I'd think that was just par for the course for lawyers AND law students. =P #
• 08:58 @deEscalate Hee. That's what I hear. :-P Thank goodness for Barzam prep courses...and Gilberts law guides. #
• 08:59 JESUS CHRIST it is snowing in #Chicago. Looks like a Head & Shoulders shampoo commercial out there. #
• 09:01 Also. This 1L boy looks like a young Simon Baker. Kinda cute! I shall, of course, never talk to him. =/ Also, I miss Hugh1Laurie. #lawschool #
• 09:07 @deEscalate Hahaha! Crap! I like both those options! How shall I ever choose?! #
• 09:08 @BobBlahBlawg >:( You crush everything I love. Probably because you are so big and hulking. #
• 09:10 @ThadMcCotter Tossing 'natl security' in2 anythng 2 make it scary = GOP pasttime. "Obamas <3 of kittehs threatns natl security." Weak, dude. #
• 09:11 @TheSenator I shall send some along. :) They might B cold & wet from chicago snow, & also disoriented from the club i used to smack them o_O #
• 09:12 @onebigrhino In a word? EW. EW EW EW EW. Okay, that's four words. Fail. #
• 09:15 @deEscalate I like it! We can get the @axecop kid to make Superlawyer from the Planet Barzam his next project. :-D #
• 09:21 @shudson24 Same here, sistah. It was supposed to be like an inch or 1.5 inches. It's coming down hard out there, though! :( #
• 09:25 @deEscalate Oh, gosh, I love organs. Whenever I'm composing anything, I HAVE to use organs. It's an odd compulsion. o_O #
• 09:35 @mglickman Hahaha! Ba-da-ching! #
• 09:35 @deEscalate Un. Real. o_O #
• 09:42 @deEscalate I'm not good at it, and I'm not diligent about it. Just melodies in my head, to keep me from gonig insane. :) #
• 09:43 @onebigrhino I know! And at one time, I liked him enough to vote for him as VP! (That was kind of by default though...) #
• 10:17 @sclarkbar You look more like Amanda Seyfried than you do Lady Gaga. :) Maybe Rachel McAdams from a certain angle? #
• 10:36 @sclarkbar No way, you don't have the same thin, angular face she does, nor is your nose big. Not to be mean to Gaga. :-P #
• 11:02 RT @drtobiasfunke: Once again I find myslf crammed bhnd David Archuletta in the @shortyawards voting. Can some1 help thrust me 4ward? |HAAA! #
• 11:03 @dennisjansen Me too. Good for her though that she hasn't done it yet. Maybe bc she spends all her money on odd dresses? #
• 11:04 Business Casual Superstar #140: Plus Sized Professional: The Great Philosopher Megan Fox. ow.ly/1339B #
• 11:11 @Mariel09 THANK YOU. I hate hate hate hate seeing dark roots on blondes. It's an irrational pet peeve of mine. #
• 11:19 @dennisjansen She was talking once about how most of her tour money goes to buying them. The bubble one was like $10K or something. #
• 11:21 PEANUT BUTTER ADVIL TIME PEANUT BUTTER ADVIL TIME! www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KQKaHpfkQE #
• 11:22 @BobBlahBlawg HEEEEE. Have you seen the "Heart Attack / Malpractice" pics on the monitors? ChickFillet with a swooning girl in his arms?! =D #
• 12:30 3L in front of me is wearing: skintight leggings, faux leather rainboots, and a see-through tee. I can see her bra. WTFFFF. #lawschoolfail #
• 12:35 @sclarkbar Hahaha. I shouldn't talk. I'm wearing a bustier and a Wee Willy Winky style night cap. #
• 12:39 @angelageitner Hahahaha. #
• 13:00 @BobBlahBlawg Go away. #
• 13:01 @efink Agreed! It's not even like she's a clueless 1L - she's a 3L that works at one of the nearby small firms. COME ON. #
• 13:03 @lawschoolninja Go work on yuor statement of facts, nerd. :-P #
• 13:11 @BobBlahBlawg You have angered me, BobBlahgster, and have thus left me with no choice but to destroy you. #
• 13:23 @BobBlahBlawg Kay. Provided Evidence doesn't kill us. :( I have lemonade and candy. We must share nomz. United we stand! ...Maybe. #
• 13:40 @mynameisdom Special today is blueberry waffles. #
• 13:44 @efink Oh, CAFA. I remember having to pretend I cared about that. :-P Kidding, kidding. Jeez. Tough crowd. #
• 13:47 @shaindelr Wld B surprising but not shocking. It's well known that he had a well-read copy of the Quran all his life. Still in his library. #
• 13:56 @shaindelr Heee. Exactly! :-D #
• 13:58 @SchantzLaw J. Grish has a tin ear for dialogue, though. :-P Good thing he won't be point man on this one. #
• 14:41 @lisasolomon Hahaha. That's adorable. #
• 15:35 @deEscalate Yeah, I usually use CSS/Javascripting, blogging, and writing (creatively) as my stress-reduction methods of choice. :) #
• 15:39 @BobBlahBlawg I would've given you some of my candy but I ated it like this: Nom nom nom. :( OH WAIT YOU HATE CANDY BC YOU ARE A ROBOT. >:( #
• 15:55 @BobBlahBlawg I know. Everyone was SUPER grossed out. When they're famous, they're definitely going to make it a point not to like you. #
• 16:12 Oh God. Eustace has gone from neighbor who plays music too loud to neighbor who runs over your kid twice. Doctor. But first Evidence. #ulcer #
• 16:14 @BobBlahBlawg Eli Whitney and the cotton gin? You can wheel me out of here on my chair yelling SHE'S GONNA ESPLODE!! #
• 16:15 @BobBlahBlawg :( You noticed I burped? Damn it. I was trying to be quiet. It's all Eustace's fault. #
• 16:18 @Russell_Golowin Hahaha. It doesn't, but thanks. It was a valiant effort. :-P #
• 16:53 @miglet Dude, Miglet, not you too. I thought you'd quit GH a long ass time ago. :-P #
• 16:58 @MarkWBennett Peshawar as in Pakistan? You've been? #
• 16:59 @miglet You are NOT helping me in my quest (aka wishful thinking) to get GH cancelled, Migs. >:( How dare you. Harumph. #
• 17:00 @miglet Also, feel better. :) #
• 17:02 @MarkWBennett Awesome. Business or pleasure? Only surprised because not all that many, uh, non-natives venture to Paki. ;-) #
• 17:03 @MegLG We were talking about Apple/Fujitsu in my Copyrights class. It'll be interesting to see what happens. #
• 17:04 @MarkWBennett OMG, you're so young! (Not that you're old now.) & I like the jacket. You're v brave to pose that way w Paki police. =P Cough. #
• 17:06 @MarkWBennett Blowing my mind here, Mark. Ever had a chance to visit Karachi or Lahore? Supposed to be lovely. #
• 17:13 @MarkWBennett Sorry for the question!spam; I love talking to non-Pakistanis who are familiar with the country/culture/etc. #
• 17:13 @stevebruskCNN Harry Reid: Poster Child for "Sit Down." #
• 17:17 @MarkWBennett Yikes! My mom recalls getting stuck there often while trvlng by train & how the train ws locked down 4 fear of robbers. Scary. #

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• 08:47 @dennisjansen Hahaha. Indian Amy Poehler. Love it. And yeah, she does kind of look like Salma Hayek. Salma just has one of those faces. #
• 08:48 @SezinKoehler Yep, sounds like Rory. :-P #
• 08:55 Business Casual Superstar #139: Michelle Obama's State of the Union ensemble! #SOTU ow.ly/12z3J #
• 09:29 @BobBlahBlawg Love that Corps Prof skipped all the way past Rashid and Scott during the make-up. We win. #
• 09:36 @sclarkbar I like Sansa. #
• 11:07 RT @dennisjansen: Yes. RT @matthomann: Do #lawschools owe it 2 profession 2 stop turning out so many new, likely unemployed lawyers? #ACLEA #
• 11:20 @thekarachikid Innalillahi wa inna ilayhi rajiun. :( Sorry for your loss. #
• 11:31 Thanks to @BobBlahBlawg I was able to pretend like I knew stuff about beer in Copyrights! :-D Now I look all bad-ass. #
• 11:32 @dennisjansen Hahahaha, none at all! Nor bitterness. :-D #
• 11:38 @econwriter5 It's code for "You know the 4th amendment? Yeah, forget that shit." :-| #
• 11:44 @madeinkowloon He's quite desperate to prove she's not idiot, huh? #
• 11:45 @BobBlahBlawg >:( I wouldn't steal your skin. I'd outsource the job - get someone to turn you into a LAMP. Gotta keep my pretty hands clean. #
• 11:46 @BobBlahBlawg Also, you would have been proud, dammit. I named New Glarus, Dark Horse, & Three Floyds. The boys were all o_O <333 Kick ass. #
• 14:52 @Britannica But of course! :) I love seeing the daily posts pop up in my feed. #
• 15:37 Whoa. #VanityFair's New Hollywood 2010 issue is making me reach for my sunglasses...and I HATE my sunglasses. They make me look like a bug. #
• 15:39 @LegalCookie I will chase you with sharp things. #
• 15:39 @timothythompson Haha, aw, thanks. :) #
• 15:55 @madeinkowloon Carey Mulligan is beautiful, wicked talented girl, but that short hair has NEVER done her ANY favors. =/ God, I love her. #
• 16:15 Coffee? Coffee. Evidence? ...Evidence. :( #lawschool #
• 16:19 #cantbemyvalentine because you're a little bit Westlaw, and I'm a little bit LexisNexis. #lawschool #
• 16:21 @kiltsandstilts We try not to talk about it. =| Something else we don't talk about? @ActuallyNPH. (He dislikes him. Heartily.) @BobBlahBlawg #
• 16:24 @kiltsandstilts THANK YOU. I'm always puzzled by folks who don't appreciate the sheer gloriousness of @ActuallyNPH. #
• 16:25 @janaums I still don't believe she was all 'caught off guard' and 'completely unaware' of her husband's affair. #
• 16:27 @LyleLanley Hahahaha. #
• 16:28 @ahough404 :-P It's mostly because LexisNexis remembers my password (Westlaw forgets it, so do I) and has the More Like This feature. #
• 16:29 @TeresaWaldrop I've never even heard of ProDoc; I'll check it out. :) Westlaw and Lexis sure have a racket going, dont they? #
• 17:39 @amber_cunigan Sorry I vanished, stink face. I had to do things for the fambly. And make coffee. Coffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee. #
• 17:51 @mynameisdom I like when he almost gets beaten up by an ant and tries to give it his wallet. #
• 18:01 @janaums It refers to pork barrel legislation which is legislation that allocates govt money to projects in a certain constituency. #
• 18:02 @janaums Legislators try to 'pork' as much money into their own constituency to help them get reelected, etc. #
• 18:03 @lindseyannegale I love that legal action is being threatened if it's true that Phl law outlawed abortion at that time. :-D #
• 18:06 @rvxtm Love Dean Martin. LOVE HIM. #
• 18:20 @kingsthings Either both should be allowed, or neither. It's favoring the anti-abortion one over the gay one that most find so offensive. #
• 18:20 @kingsthings To say nothing of how the Tebow abortion commercial could be based on a lie... #
• 18:22 @econwriter5 I liked them too. :) #
• 18:22 @Sn00ki they're* #
• 18:23 I should just change my Twitter username to That_Guy. #thatguy #
• 18:28 @chiknpotpie I'll veto you. #
• 20:50 @BobBlahBlawg :-O EVERY TIME I SAY @ACTUALLYNPH IS AWESOME YOU SAY "LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THIS." @kiltsandstilts #
• 20:52 @BobBlahBlawg Caps attakkkkked your ass. >:( Boom. (Roasted.) ;-) #
• 20:57 @BobBlahBlawg Also I need your help. We shall discuss this. Also I owe you a band logo. Working on it. #
• 20:58 Chocolate covered strawberries only KINDA make Evidence not suck. ....Okay, Evidence still sucks. I lied. #lawschool #
• 21:06 @JoyMikhael Hahahaha! #
• 21:16 @Panacea9211 I will do that! Thanks for the recommendation! #
• 21:49 @kiltsandstilts Good! I'm glad he didn't get anywhere with his webs of deceit that he's always weaving. >:( @BobBlahBlawg #
• 21:50 @efink If you taught me evidence, I might not hate it. But my prof is a rambling, bumbling, clueless old man. Nice, though. :-P #
• 21:58 @angelageitner Haha! Aw. :) We just bring the crazy in a big way, that's all. #
• 22:00 When my right hip hurts, that means Im tired. When my left hip hurts, that means it will rain. (Im only 23. WTF.) On that note, nite, Twits. #
• 22:03 @jasonlizforever :-P I'm a couple beans short of a salad. i've accepted this. Also, I don't like salads with beans. :-| #

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• 11:34 @SezinKoehler Dean was a weak insecure jerk, espclly 2d time around. & Jess was a frigging emotionally stunted idiot. & Logan was a tool. =P #
• 11:59 @AmandaGriggs That is PRECIOUS. :-D #
• 12:03 Business Casual Superstar #138: Plus Sized Professional: Inspired by Emma Pillsbury: ow.ly/12jCZ #
• 12:20 @gideonstrumpet ...Yep, I've done that before. :-P Then instead of being responsible I decided to stop reading books. That'll show 'em! :-P #
• 13:05 @madeinkowloon @abbietoeknee Gma Hoomster is the same way. She doesnt' realize that things happen on the comp ONLY IF you click something. #
• 13:28 @abbietoeknee @madeinkowloon Hahaha! Aww. :) Last nite I had to explain to Papa Hoomster that it was OK to update Firefox when it asked. =P #
• 13:30 @geekdetails Ooh! I like that! Very pretty. #
• 14:18 "The planets didn't come to us; we came to them." The Doctor & Donna are off to the Shadow Proclamation! Woot! Love this episode. #DoctorWho #
• 15:08 Trying to do Copyright reading. Nora is trying to convince me to help her chase and corner her escaped hamsters. Damn it. #
• 15:09 HOW DO YOU LET YOUR HAMSTERS ESCAPE *IN YOUR CAR*?! I shouldn't say that. This is the SECOND friend of mine who's done it. :-| #
• 15:42 RT @uhhleeahh: RT @mozaffar: Shot & killed by the FBI 21 times (including the back), yet found in handcuffs. bit.ly/dqtRug #
• 15:47 @smutqueen I like Helena Bonham Carter better 4u. I can see it. Alas, I look like no one. :-P Tho I've gotten Aishwarya Rai & Anne Hathaway #
• 15:49 @Bellafan Hee, @JoyMikhael is totally Katie Holmes. Totally. #
• 15:52 @Bellafan I don't know who I look like. But I've gotten Aishwarya Rai and Anne Hathaway, neither of which I buy. =/ #
• 15:54 @Bellafan It's ONLY because I'm Indian. Altho I'm told its bc of high forehead, big-ish eyes, and lips. #
• 15:56 @Bellafan OMG Good call! @QueenRania is TOTALLY @JoyMikhael's celebrity doppelganger. #
• 15:57 @JoyMikhael SEE? @Bellafan totally called it. ow.ly/12mr4 ow.ly/12mrc #
• 16:02 @JoyMikhael Oddly enough, in certain pics, @QueenRania looks a lot like Kate Winslet, Penny Cruz, and TOTALLY Natalie Portman. #
• 16:06 @JoyMikhael I used to have a hard time telling Rachel Leigh Cook and jessica Alba apart. You know. Like in the late 90s. #
• 16:09 @JoyMikhael I don't have one. I was telling @Bellafan and @smutqueen that I get Aishwarya Rai, but I don't see it at all. #
• 16:09 @JoyMikhael Also, u know I only get her bc of the whole being-Indian thing. :-P Yet another downside to not being white: no legit dpplgngr #
• 16:10 @Bellafan Hee hee. Glad you're on the job, Patti. :-P #
• 16:15 @smutqueen @Bellafan Why thanks guys. :) I had no idea who she was - just googled her. #
• 16:18 @smutqueen @Bellafan @JoyMikhael 1 frnd from hihg school wld INSIST i looked lk mila kunis 2. ow.ly/12mE3 Eh. Shweta's more likely. #
• 17:26 @dennisjansen I didn't know that Shweta Tiwari girl. #
• 17:27 @JoyMikhael Oh I totes know what you mean. OK. So should I adopt Mila as mine? Final tally? :-P @Bellafan #
• 17:28 @LouiseDEdwards Oh, God. I need new friends. :-| I can't handle rodents. I really can't. They're so...crittery. #
• 17:47 @Bellafan I still say Helena Bonham for @smutqueen. Imma thinkin' 'bout yours, too. #
• 17:52 @smutqueen Dude. Come on. ow.ly/12nFY LISTEN TO US. :-P @Bellafan #
• 17:56 @smutqueen I wish she wouldn't dress like a bag lady in public. THAT is the HBC that I love - not the pigeon lady from Mary Poppins. :-P #
• 18:04 @Bellafan I think you kind of look like Jenna Fischer, Pam from The Office. ow.ly/12nOy @smutqueen Thoughts? #
• 18:04 @JennLovesMe Good for you, sistah. #
• 18:07 @Bellafan Also maybe Jen Aniston? ow.ly/12nQm @smutqueen #
• 18:40 @Bellafan Oh, God, I wouldn't wish sleeping with @johncmayer on ANY woman!! #
• 18:47 @mudkri I never got them. :( #
• 19:09 @JennLovesMe Dude. My culture thrives on that. :-P I'm totallllllly with you. #
• 19:22 @mudkri Aw, thanks! :) She's so pretty, but I still maintain that @JoyMikhael is @QueenRania's twin. :-D #
• 19:23 @mudkri Who's your doppelganger, K? #
• 20:42 @mudkri OMG I see the resemblance between @JoyMikhael and @mariamenounos! NEVER would have thought of that! #
• 20:46 @JoyMikhael Hahaha. Cataracts? Oh, hush. #
• 20:50 @ohhayitskk @kellicb Agreed. That cute little girl is just terrible live. =/ #

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• 23:47 @phillygrrl HAHAHAHAHAHA. #
• 23:47 RT @phillygrrl: Realized why blonde gave me a look. I mistakenly said 'Ugly Betty' hair where I meant 'Betty Draper' hair. #complimentfail #
• 10:55 @BobBlahBlawg For the record, all the heinous searches on my blog are yours, by default. :) I thought you knew this already! #
• 10:55 "Jesse Jackson is not the EMPEROR of black people!" "...He told my dad he was." Hahaha. #SouthPark (Ugh, forgot the "not" last time. Fail.) #
• 11:14 Business Casual Superstar #137: The Great Philosopher Megan Fox. I feel stupider just looking at her. >:( ow.ly/1277O #
• 11:33 @tazzystar That Immune Defence or Emergen-C stuff works VERY Well. Feel better soon! #
• 11:36 @tazzystar Also, try 2 spoonfuls of honey in hot water, sipped like tea. When taken regularly, it boosts the immune system like whoa. #
• 11:48 The strays here are TOUGH. You couldn't pay them to come inside so I can give them food and hugs. #
• 12:24 @dennisjansen Hahahahaha. Poor Meth Molly. :-P #
• 12:25 Hippetus, hoppetus, reus domine. #SouthPark #
• 12:26 @JennLovesMe Thank goodness Chipotle doesn't have a dress code. I've made Chipotle runs in jams more often than I can count. :-| #
• 13:04 Papa Hoomster is on the phone with one of his friends, waxing uber-poetic about how he made us dinner last night. =/ Men. I swear to God. #
• 14:28 @hhwoo Hahaha. Love it. #
• 14:50 CoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffee. Then BankruptcyBankruptcyBankruptcyBankruptcyBankruptcyBankruptcy. #lawschool #
• 14:54 Hee. Got called out on my blog 4 daring to say the Great Philosopher Megan Fox was dumb. Aha. Ahaha. AHAHAHAHAHAHA. #idiots #sweaterpuppies #
• 14:58 @jesswlin Me 2! I like it so far. It's interesting. & so is our prof. =P He likes 2 pretend he's bn shot when he finds smthing disagreeable. #
• 15:15 @AsunUnique She *IS* as dumb as a doorknob. There's no "can be" about it. Girlfrond has the IQ of a mud puddle. #
• 15:16 @AmandaGriggs Also text your mama and tell her to head to Exchequer (226 South Wabash Chicago IL 60604) for grub. #
• 15:17 @AmandaGriggs Also when you get your care package, can you send me the name on the tumbler? Forgot the brand. Want another one. #
• 15:19 @AsunUnique Hm. My plans 4 Megan Fox usually involve a meat cleaver, stick o dynamite or crate w/o airholes. Also illegal in several states. #
• 15:20 @madeinkowloon Hahahaha. #
• 15:20 @madeinkowloon THANK YOU. She better not go near any blow-torches... Won't be NEARLY as pretty anymore. @AsunUnique #
• 15:31 @BobBlahBlawg It's very possible, since your methods/mannerisms have been well publicized (by me). #
• 15:31 @BobBlahBlawg However, I am still going to be telling people it was you. This way, i shall help construct a cult o' infamy surrounding you. #
• 15:33 @madeinkowloon Hahahaha. Oh, white people. #ohwhitepeople. #
• 15:35 @janaums I've been meaning to see that movie. It's on my Watch Instantly cue at Netflix. #
• 15:38 @chiknpotpie You want Thai food. Dominican food, or Kenyan/Moroccan food. Trust me on this. I know. #
• 15:56 @chiknpotpie I'm very amused by the fact that FOR ONCE we in the Great Lake states didn't get pummeled. :) No snow here! #
• 16:06 @chiknpotpie Ihave friends in TX who haven't seen snow in like ten years. When I was 3ish in Boston, we got like 2-3 feet. CRAZY. #
• 18:04 @SezinKoehler Hahaha. I liked them teh 1st time, then I became a Rory/Jess fangurl. Then they ruined that. Then I just started hating Rory. #
• 18:12 Can I just say that I REALLY love Craig on SouthPark? All he does is flip people off and deadpan. I really enjoy that. #
• 18:16 @jesswlin @nkavoussi Same goes for pants. Not to work blue or anything. #
• 19:04 @ahough404 I'm with you, sister. It's definitely a contender for the stupidest of our secular/religious institutions. @madeinkowloon #
• 19:08 Don't live at home, you guys. Move out of your parents' house as soon as you can. Sneak out in the middle of teh night if you have to. #
• 19:12 @Randyy_Mean Hee hee hee. OMG I'd be disowned. :-P #
• 19:22 @webcrush God I know. #
• 19:22 @AmandaGriggs :-| We should just move in together. Extended BFF sleepover! #
• 19:30 @els8383 Hahahaha. #
• 20:14 @joshcamson Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon. #
• 22:05 @number27 Sounds awesome! But so does anything w Kona. =D Have you tried the beer with civet coffee in it? I've heard it's amazing, too. #
• 22:17 @tayne_gheel Hm, maybe we'll forgive you...THIS time. #
• 22:31 @michelleledonne I'm good! :) How are you? How's Canada? And your thesis is about @ladygaga?! That's crazy awesome! #
• 22:34 @michelleledonne Also if the Gaga thing is a joke, ignore me but it's a testament 2 ur talent that I think u COULD write s/thing lk that. ;) #
• 23:07 @number27 Hold on i have the link for it somewhere - ratebeer.com/beer/mikkeller-beer-geek-brunch-weasel/97034/ #
• 23:43 Some Desi dude sent me the FIFTH edition of the casebook I needed when the product was marked on Amazon as TENTH. Fail!! #

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• 10:41 #FollowFriday My fellow female #lawschool students: @kiltsandstilts @lindstx84 @phillygrrl @smurfinlaw @hisgalfriday @angelageitner #
• 10:42 Business Casual Superstar #136: Guest post by Alyssa: Inspired By The Good Wife ow.ly/11PDD #
• 10:45 @libliz Hahahaha! You are ADORABLE. #
• 18:12 I really want to go bed, but if I went to bed at 6:15PM my parents would be CONVINCED I was 'on the drugs' and wouldn't believe otherwise. #
• 18:14 Also, even AWESOME (Hawaiian Kona) coffee tastes like I might die when I drink it from a @starbucks mug. BLEH! #
• 18:17 RT @sarastarr6: listening to @GlennBeck | Ugh - WHY?! :-P He's the most hateful, ignorant, useless 'person' on the planet. Oxygen thief. #
• 18:21 @angelageitner I'd listen to him occasionally for LULZ 'cause he's a total idiot, but I couldn't even handle that. @sarastarr6 #
• 19:09 @shudson24 Same here! Our parents hate us taking showers at night. & u hv a reason 2b tired - u hv a sick kid! :( Hope he feels better soon! #
• 19:14 @trillian @webcrush Bankruptcy. :-P #
• 19:17 #FF for Desi hilarity that doesn't make me wicked depressed: @neo_indian! #
• 19:18 @trillian I love it. It's more interesting than it seems. (So far.) And our prof is great. :) #
• 22:09 IL election in 3 days and I have no idea who I'm voting for. Might have to cross party lines? Argh. Frustrating. #
• 22:13 @BobBlahBlawg I'll cross out your party line. >:( Wait wut? #
• 22:14 @BobBlahBlawg Also I hate both Quinn and the ketchup guy. Giant douche and turd sandwich all over again. :( #
• 22:15 @econwriter5 Oh, god, it's so true. :-| All of my many personalities agree. #
• 22:18 @BobBlahBlawg I'm voting for....Turd Sandwich. Yes. Don't let me change my mind. #
• 22:23 @devivo I know. I used 2 volunteer at primary elxns in high school. Trying2 decide if I hate my party's candidate enough to switch ballots. #
• 22:23 @devivo In my defense, he's pretty weak. But so's the other guy.... #
• 22:24 @devivo my party's candidates* I'm sorry for the multiple tweets, I just can't type tonight. #
• 22:32 @devivo Oh, god, you name it. :-P But particularly governor. I can't stop thinking of the South Park episode abt elxns: ow.ly/1218M #
• 22:33 @BostonBoomer Last time I checked, Alexi was doing pretty well - had almost a ten point lead or something. Don't quote me. :-P #
• 22:34 @econwriter5 I try not to be too hard on myself, since we of Indian descent do have teh highest rates of schizophrenia in the world. =P #
• 22:35 Okay. Spent the last 2.75 hours diligently researching IL politicians and issues for this election. I give up. I'm bringing an 8ball. #
• 22:35 That is, I'm bringing a MAGIC 8ball to the election. Not a measurement of cocaine. #
• 22:37 @godfatherambs I know. :-P #
• 22:41 @LouiseDEdwards Hahahaha. :-P It's true. If I go to bed too late, I might be accused of having accommodating virtues. :-P (TOTALLY kidding!) #
• 22:48 @econwriter5 Yeah. Unfortunately. =/ Gotta love IL politics. >_< #

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• 08:43 It's so cold that your boogers freeze. #Chicago #
• 09:50 Business Casual Superstar #135: Blaire Waldorf from Gossip Girl! ow.ly/11oq9 #
• 09:57 @madeinkowloon Oh, I know, it's soooo pretty and girly and fantastic. #
• 10:00 @madeinkowloon @AsunUnique Hahaha, even *I* know the answer to this one and I'm the one that's always clueless. :-P #
• 10:02 @madeinkowloon Oh. The answer I had in mind was dirtier. Whoops. :-P @AsunUnique #
• 10:10 @madeinkowloon You can put your load in a washing machine without having to call it the next day. :) #
• 10:10 So hungreeee. Need burger. And root beer. And no, I don't care that it's only 10AM. Jeez. #
• 10:14 @lindstx84 Hahaha! Sorry! =/ #
• 10:23 @ReganCell There's a great pub near my law school (like 1.5 mi away) that has the BEST burgers. And the best pizza in Chicago. :-D #
• 10:24 This dude in Trademarks looks just like the gym teacher from Glee. JUST LIKE HIM. Only younger and less rough looking. #
• 10:25 @lindstx84 Clearly, you need to set up an impromptu lunch date with someone and keep the Apple Jacks as a little snack for class. ;-) #
• 10:28 @mynameisdom :-O HughLaurie is GOOD tv! Blackadder! A Bit of Fry&Laurie! Jeeves & Wooster! Forty Something! Kinda House but it bores me now. #
• 10:28 @BobBlahBlawg You go get a jorb. #
• 10:30 @ReganCell Yay! I swear, I don't know why I bother to bring my lunch. I always talk myself out of eating it and go somewhere instead. =P #
• 10:31 @BobBlahBlawg Pretzels, M&Ms, t-shirts, highlighter pens from LexisNexis on the second floor. Aka, SNACKS FOR EVIDENCE. #
• 10:33 @mynameisdom I was initially against it on principle, then became a reluctant fair weather watcher, and somehow, I'm now a Gleek. WTF. #
• 10:35 @mynameisdom I'm good at musical numbers. :-D #
• 10:55 So apparently Fujitsu owns the trademark for "IPAD." Filed, published on 9/1/2009, is live, but not registered? ow.ly/11qgf #
• 10:56 @kiltsandstilts Pretty! And at a great price, too! If only I was a medium. :( @madeinkowloon #
• 11:01 @IcePrincess7 The "Big" Native American was the "Little" Native American's mother. #
• 11:07 @IcePrincess7 Haha! It's just like teh joke about the kid in a car accident and the mother was the doctor. :) #
• 11:24 @hisgalfriday ZING! @DaveCA #
• 11:31 @miskinlaw It has a VERY high oil content. ANd ugly things happen if your body can't handle it. :-P #
• 13:34 Q:If you could live anywhere in the world wh... A:I'd love to visit a ton of places (Spain, ... formspring.me/humatheguma/q/89218340 #
• 13:35 Q:What are you going to do to keep Mama Hoom... A:Frankly, I'm encouraging her to start her ... formspring.me/humatheguma/q/89224235 #
• 13:37 @godfatherambs You can share my mom. She's overbearing, crazy, traditional, and nurturing enough for the both of us. :) #
• 14:14 UGH. Monster burgers and (root) beers with @BobBlahBlawg always seem like such a great idea but I get so yawn-y afterward. -_- zzz #
• 14:26 @dennisjansen Hahaha. Srsly. But @BobBlahBlawg and I were friends before twitter. And I see his mug all day, every week anyway. :-P #
• 15:06 @thenambypamby JESUS dude! Hahahahaha! Awful. :-D #
• 15:35 Coffee.....plz.....so sleeeeeepy. And cold. Always cold. DAMN YOU EVIDENCE WHY YOU GOTTA BE ALL UP IN MAH GRILLZ?! #
• 15:38 @BobBlahBlawg EvidenceProf's shirt reminds me of the test pattern that appears on the TeeVee sometimes. Also, an aloe plant. #
• 15:42 @BobBlahBlawg Yes. Also like he has a grandchild that likes green highlighters, and Prof's a deep sleeper. #
• 15:44 @lauramclaura Hahaha. @BobBlahBlawg and I are practically front and center. No way we could swing pics. :-P #
• 15:46 @unwindknitting Srsly. It's so awful. :( Almost a two hour class. SAVE ME JEEBUS. (Jeebus won't save me.) #
• 15:52 @shudson24 That Immune Defense or Vitamin C stuff works wonders. Smells/tastes icky, though. =/ #
• 15:56 @shudson24 Invention of lying has Ricky Gervais - should be wry/funny. On other hand, Hurt Locker got tons of critical acclaim... #
• 16:03 @AmandaGriggs What *doesn't* bring you to tears? YOu are such a girl. :-| Tears are the primary defect of your kind. Also weak arms. #
• 16:06 @sheesidd OMG Loved Gak! #
• 16:25 @AmandaGriggs bring it pumpkin head. #
• 16:30 @AmandaGriggs that doesn't make sense, elephant butt. #
• 16:39 @AmandaGriggs Whatever zucchini nose. #
• 16:43 @aebroden Not at all. My mom used to sit me at the kitchen table with a stack of books while she did the dishes, cooking, etc. :) #
• 17:00 @AmandaGriggs Why thank you gopher brain. #
• 17:03 @kiltsandstilts I hate tomatoes too but the grape/cherry tomatoes aren't bad raw with a sprinkle of salt. #
• 17:07 @nevillem Love strawberries. As-is, in salads, drinks, cakes, dipped in chocolate...nom. And when they're too ripe/mushy = facial exfoliant. #
• 17:08 @jaketapper 24. #
• 17:08 @LyleLanley It wouuuuuuuld. #
• 17:15 @AmandaGriggs how gracious of you alpaca face. #
• 20:47 Um...I might have bought 20 more oz. of Kona coffee during Evidence. The LawSkooBFF was very disappointed. Whatever, he's a turd anyway. #
• 20:47 @AmandaGriggs Whatever, aye-aye eyes. #
• 21:15 @BobBlahBlawg But then I feel like I'm spamming your @reply column, and we all know how much you hate spamming. And everything else. #
• 21:16 @shudson24 The problem is, HE often forgets I mean him. He just hasn't been the same since he fell off the jungle gym. :( @BobBlahBlawg #
• 21:32 @LyleLanley You are just the worst kind of person and I really, really love it. #
• 21:51 @shudson24 He doesn't listen to anything I say. >:( Then he yells at me and takes my nomz. @BobBlahBlawg #

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• 11:02 Business Casual Superstar #134: A quick post for the Modern Muslimahs and/or hijabis out there. :) (Many more to come!) ow.ly/111l4 #
• 11:03 @angelageitner Haha! Aww. :) Most of us here in the South Loop appear to be trying for somewhere sunny and sandy. W todays temps, no wonder. #
• 11:03 @equilibriumgirl YAY! :-D I *am* proud! #
• 11:33 @webcrush @lauramclaura @shelawterry I HATED my prof, the book, the room, the class, EVERYTHING, but I loved the subject. =P #
• 11:44 @nevillem My Conlaw 1 prof liked to set people on fire in his spare time. At least, that's what I've been telling people. #
• 11:45 @BobBlahBlawg Your face is a suckfest.@webcrush @lauramclaura @shelawterry @kiltsandstilts (they already know this.) #
• 12:00 @kiltsandstilts Working on it. I've got a friend who works nearby. He hasn't called me back yet. =/ @BlueJDMBA @BobBlahBlawg #
• 12:09 @neo_indian Hahahaha! #
• 12:49 Making kale-bean-rice-stew with goat meat bc it's all I have. I wish I had more meat to choose from. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! #
• 13:04 @joshcamson That's what my brother says. I do not care. #
• 14:07 @kiltsandstilts HA! There was this adorable boy in my IP class rattling off the names of plane engines. You're right, very endearing. #
• 14:07 @LyleLanley Boy, don't you give me no lip. #
• 14:26 Onions + garlic + Great Northern beans + pinto beans + chicken broth + goat meat + kale + salt + cayenne = SOUP. You're welcome. #
• 14:29 @phillydesign HEE. #
• 14:37 @flipflop2a Come on over, I still have plenty left! :-P @smutqueen #
• 14:44 RT @phillygrrl: Thank you Steve Jobs for reminding me that my friends are indeed, dorks. #
• 19:20 @LyleLanley Boy, I will whup you good. >:( #
• 19:33 @rxmomma1 WOW. That niece is clearly NOT bright! Why would you do that?! Poor guy! I'd be mad too! :( #
• 20:01 @rxmomma1 Yes she should! You NEVER throw statements away! Well, not the important ones. #
• 20:16 @rxmomma1 That's unforgivable. :( Your poor acct hubby, setting all this up after his sister's death, only to have this happen. :( #
• 20:41 @KarlRove Oh, STFU. Go kick puppies. #
• 20:53 @KarlRove I'd rather stick rusty nails in my eyes and dunk my head in salt water than watch FOX. Thanks, though. #
• 21:05 RT @jasonrashaad: "Just saying no to everything may make good short-term politics, but it's not leadership." GET EM. #SOTU #
• 21:10 It'd be nice to get a 'this war is ending, our troops our coming home' promise for AFGHANISTAN, too. #SOTU #
• 21:17 @DirtLawyer They did NOT look happy. It was definitely a cringe-worthy moment, watching at home. =/ #
• 22:01 @madeinkowloon @kiltsandstilts @jlake07 Hahaha. Just watch. There's probably a drone headed to my house right now. =/ Whoops. #
• 22:08 @gideonstrumpet Dule Hill would rock that s--t. He's also got the cool name factor. #
• 22:15 @RayBeckerman @natashachart same here re: women's health! I was waiting for it and waiting for it. =/ #
• 22:21 @shudson24 I HATE when they do that! That's the point of Twitter: NO ONE CARES. We're a bunch of psychos saying stupid shit. Gah. NOT NEWS. #
• 22:33 @jlake07 I'm hoping that applies for Evidence, too. =/ #
• 22:36 @RayBeckerman My fave is when they say our education system = envy of the world. Actually, no, that's Belgium. We're not even in Top 10. #
• 23:20 Whoa! IPads and banana hammocks galore! guyswithipads.tumblr.com/ #

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• 08:25 @shinyspecialone @LyleLanley I believe....why, yes, it's a picture of a horse having sex with me. #SNL #
• 08:26 @lindstx84 If you want to try a pure cane sugar (no high fructose corn syrup) one, I recommend Jones. Widely available, too. :) #
• 08:35 twitpic.com/zuptv - @number27 I'm drinking Kona coffee TOO! :-D #
• 08:40 @LegalCookie It IS a number! #2! HAHAHAHA! #
• 08:54 @number27 Yay indeed! The girl in front of me is drinking Starbucks from a paper carrying cup. I feel so bad for her. :-P Hah! #coffeesnobs #
• 08:58 @phillygrrl HOT. #
• 09:01 @kevinokeefe if you hesitate before posting it, DO NOT POST IT. #
• 09:03 "calling me a ginger is like calling you a tall person" - @BobBlahBlawg , who is not willing to accept that he is at least 65% daywalker. #
• 09:04 @alikat0224 It's so mild and flavorful and yummy. #
• 09:07 @BobBlahBlawg ow.ly/10zCe #
• 09:09 @Pitaville @OnNapervilleIL OMG I LOVE YOU BOTH. Also, what is a "bogo" shawarma? I know the shawarma part, not the bogo. #
• 09:13 @number27 Ginger women are LOVELY w that beautiful hair, pale skin & colored eyes. I wntd 2 go auburn, but it wouldn't work w my skintone. #
• 09:37 @number27 Why, thank you! :) #
• 09:45 Business Casual Superstar #133: A surprisingly dark look for Glee's Emma Pillsbury. ow.ly/10AGI #
• 10:33 Just got a boisterous hello from my old ProfResp prof. Didn't think he remembered his own name, let alone mine. :-P #
• 10:52 @jasonlizforever Hey, doll! :) #
• 11:05 @TankaBar That's awesome! Congratulations! :) #
• 11:05 @jasonlizforever I'm leaving it black. It's a LOT of damage to the hair fore a very subtle change in color (since mine is black already). #
• 11:06 @BobBlahBlawg It occurs to me that the ONLY bad thing about our schedules is that we don't have time for any more trips to The Tilted Kilt. #
• 11:07 @jasonlizforever My mom says the same thing. She dyes her hair a dark espresso brown, the color I wanted. :-P #
• 11:10 @aebroden You're not a terrible mom! You're not a doctor or mind-reader, either! All that matters is that now you know. :) #
• 11:54 @efink My thoughts exactly! @lbergus #
• 12:06 Tentatively poking the outline for this week's Podcast Ipsa Loquitor with a stick. @Joshcamson & I will be posting it next week! #
• 12:08 @BobBlahBlawg Dude. Our general drafting prof just said we don't have to do the last day writing exercise. MASSIVE WIN. #
• 12:28 Literally everyone in the row in front of me is on Priceline. #Chicago #winter #lawschool #

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• 11:27 Business Casual Superstar #99: Michelle Obama's pretty purple dress, and why Jackie O can just suck it. ow.ly/Pm1Q #
• 12:04 @tazzystar They have to reconcile the differences in the House and Senate HCR bill first. #
• 13:53 @mattChevy Good fortune and the urge to stab things? :-P Agreed! BTW, love your blog. So glad I found it, thanks to @sheesidd! #
• 14:04 Root beer cures migraines, right? Whatever, I'mma still drink this whole case. #mylifeyouguysmylife #
• 14:09 @smutqueen Recipe, woman! #
• 14:30 @BobBlahBlawg Question. Would Binny's be called a "brewing supply store" or just a run of the mill liquor place? I need root beer extract. #
• 15:10 RT @phillygrrl: Eight cousins. Seven presents. Oops, somebody's getting a sock puppet again. [Hahaha!] #
• 15:11 @lawschoolninja Does this mean the terrorists have won? =/ #
• 15:12 @todd_herman Hahaha! Aw, that's adorable. :) #
• 15:40 @Rex7 Argh! She's so fricking CUTE! #
• 16:29 @JennyDpenny Talent. #
• 16:40 @smutqueen hahahahaha. #
• 17:19 Brother is making me watch Silence of the Lambs. I am TERRIFIED. And Clarice is a horrible cop. >_< #
• 18:09 @BobBlahBlawg Thanks. @LawPaul and @ronline let me know about a place in Evanston that has it. Thanks, guys. :) #
• 21:45 Watching SNL: The Best of Christopher Walken. God, he's awesome. #
• 22:22 @ahough404 The Continental sketch is one of my favorite sketches of all time. And Cowbell is #1, duh! #
• 23:19 @mynameisdom Dammit! I love all Walken impressions. Weren't we once discussing the exciting prospect of Walken-GPS systems? GOLDMINE. #
• 23:28 @mynameisdom ...That sounds like the most epic thing anyone has ever done ever. #

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• 10:39 Business Casual Superstar #98: Ringing in the New Year with Michelle O (also for plus-size professionals). ow.ly/OYY6 #
• 15:48 Bumblebees really shouldn't be able to fly. But they do! :-O Curiouser and curiouser... #
• 16:00 @ohhayitskk WHAT?! :( Oh no! #
• 18:28 Might have to buy an iPod Touch. Too bad I know nothing about ze iPod Touch. #confuzzled #
• 18:41 @webcrush I still have to have AT&T though, right? Even though it's a phone-less iPhone? :-P #
• 18:42 @timothythompson iPhone's crazy-expensive & requires a contract. and iPod touch is a fraction of 1yrs cost of iPhone, and no contract needed #
• 18:44 @timothythompson Still looking around. It runs a lot of the same apps, but some don't work on it. #
• 18:53 @webcrush dumb question, but can I use it for music/internet crap and keep using my regular phone separately? #
• 18:59 @webcrush Hahaha. #
• 19:31 HAHAHA. Mama Hoomster and Papa Hoomster carpooled today for the first time in 13 years. How are they both still alive?! :-P #
• 20:57 @lawschoolninja DANCE MONKEY DANCE! #
• 21:15 @lawschoolninja Your face is kinda creepy. #
• 21:21 @lawschoolninja It only made things worse. Now children run away. :-| #
• 21:22 @jasonrashaad I might have to do that, too! The Departed ROCKS! #
• 21:27 Apparently the oldest Jonas Tool, the married one, told his fans that "sex wasn't worth the wait." Biggest case ever of UR DOIN IT RONG. #
• 21:27 @madeinkowloon I would rather not look at Joan Rivers. :-P @lawschoolninja #
• 21:29 @smutqueen Hahahaha! What a jackass! (I'm still not convinced he's straight.) #
• 22:24 @mudkri THAT'S WHAT I SAID! Gaygaygaygaygay. #
• 23:32 It's almost midnight. Let's bake cookies! #

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• 13:06 GOOPeth Paltrow runs afoul of the FTC's ridiculous new guidelines for bloggers: ow.ly/OFep #
• 17:45 Root beer + Ren&Stimpy only reminds me how #lawschool is a total vampire. SmashingPumpkins!Vampire, not Twilight!Vampire. #
• 18:12 @godfatherambs God won't get you a coffee pot. He's so tired of your shit. #
• 18:22 I really do love the not-so-subtle homo-eroticism of Ren and Stimpy. #

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• 04:29 @godfatherambs <3 #
• 09:12 Psyching up for CivPro exam. Some nice person left gum by my computer while I was away. #lawschool #
• 09:16 @legalgeekery No, a piece of Orbitz. :-P How gross would it have been otherwise? #
• 12:46 I don't think it's legal for me to say how much espresso and Advil are in my system right now. Also? HALFWAY DONE WITH #LAWSCHOOL BZITCHES! #
• 21:03 @libertyluver You wanted to see my car? twitpic.com/di9mc #

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